The most amazingly creepy thing I have found online in a great while- I swear!

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07-31-2007, 02:22 AM
neobuyer

The most amazingly creepy thing I have found online in a great while- I swear!

An awesome, illustrated how-to guide for women who want to have 'sexy-time' with canines (dogs).

Please, please check it out!

http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-51055.html
07-31-2007, 02:37 AM
Lagduf

Why I read through all of that I don't know.

Mordbid fascination?

People are absolutely fucking insane though.
07-31-2007, 02:41 AM
rarehero

i didn't read it all, but hey
~!!
whatever the laides fucking like.
i guess they don't like traditional fucking guyhs anymore.
!
cheers for the fucking dogs '! yeay~!
07-31-2007, 03:17 AM
neobuyer

http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-74611.html

sorry- THIS was the one!
07-31-2007, 03:35 AM
Ancient Flounder

Quote:

Originally Posted by neobuyer

http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-74611.html

sorry- THIS was the one!

Thanks, Internet. You never cease to provide me with entertainment/wtf moments.
07-31-2007, 03:38 AM
Eric

Quote:

Originally Posted by rarehero

i didn't read it all, but hey
~!!
whatever the laides fucking like.
i guess they don't like traditional fucking guyhs anymore.
!
cheers for the fucking dogs '! yeay~!

I think rarehero has been drinking tonight.
07-31-2007, 03:39 AM
voodoodoctorx

i had a bigger laugh just reading some of the other topics in the forum

Help How Do I Turn On A Cow?
Please give some idea to turn on cow

Dog Cum (Pages 1 2 )
is it safe to swallow

Fence Hopping Buddy (Pages 1 2 )
What to do if someone asks you.

FENCE HOPPING!!!!? :lolz:
07-31-2007, 04:08 AM
neobuyer

Quote:

Originally Posted by voodoodoctorx

i had a bigger laugh just reading some of the other topics in the forum

Help How Do I Turn On A Cow?
Please give some idea to turn on cow

Dog Cum (Pages 1 2 )
is it safe to swallow

Fence Hopping Buddy (Pages 1 2 )
What to do if someone asks you.

FENCE HOPPING!!!!? :lolz:

You do realise that this is tame on the 'web.

But seriously, nuts, yes???
07-31-2007, 04:11 AM
RabbitTroop

You're losing your edge, neobuyer.
07-31-2007, 04:27 AM
Lets Gekiga In

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lagduf

Why I read through all of that I don't know.

Mordbid fascination?

People are absolutely fucking insane though.

lol
07-31-2007, 04:36 AM
FormlessOne

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lets Gekiga In

lol

Since when do you live in Gainesville?
07-31-2007, 04:44 AM
neobuyer

Quote:

Originally Posted by nruva

You're losing your edge, neobuyer.

Don't be mean Nruva!

An edge needs cultivating again,

BTW- did you look at the site? I didn't post it for any reason- save it's deliciously mad insane.

btw- I love you to too!
07-31-2007, 06:21 AM
Lets Gekiga In

Quote:

Originally Posted by FormlessOne

Since when do you live in Gainesville?

I visit friends from time to time.

However, there might be another reason why I posted Gainesville. :p
07-31-2007, 07:01 AM
Poonman

Make a joke topic on that forum regarding Ostrich porn.

Back in the days of Yahoo chat and total boredom I'd join bestiality chatrooms and tell them that I own an ostrich farm....and that those things are fucking HUNG! And how I once caught my wife fucking one and how its a wonderful lover, etc.

Eventually, after 5 straight minutes of extolling the wonders of ostrich cock, I'd get booted from the room. :)
07-31-2007, 08:09 AM
Robi15

huuoaahhgrr* this is fuk'd up.. O_o
07-31-2007, 09:44 AM
DangerousK

I noticed there are forums for posting bestiality porn.

Isn't that illegal or?
07-31-2007, 10:17 AM
Arthas

Quote:

Originally Posted by DangerousK

I noticed there are forums for posting bestiality porn.

Isn't that illegal or?

Legal in some states :make_fac:
07-31-2007, 10:26 AM
rarehero

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric

I think rarehero has been drinking tonight.

LIQOUR!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW 'ER!
07-31-2007, 10:28 AM
Lets Gekiga In

Quote:

Originally Posted by rarehero

LIQOUR!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW 'ER!

I love you man.
07-31-2007, 10:50 AM
aria

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lets Gekiga In

I visit friends from time to time.

However, there might be another reason why I posted Gainesville. :p

You transferred to UF?
07-31-2007, 11:53 AM
PrOzErG

This is the most fucked up thing I have ever seen in my life, god forgive these people...
07-31-2007, 12:12 PM
Nesagwa

Quote:

Originally Posted by PrOzErG

This is the most fucked up thing I have ever seen in my life, god forgive these people...

Nope. Says in Leviticus. Straight to Hell.
07-31-2007, 12:14 PM
SPINMASTER X

Men will beat each other up, kill each other, kill themselves and do anything for a women. Women complain about a man's hygiene, his bad habits etc and then they go and have sex with nasty stinkin fuckin animals.

This world is done for.
07-31-2007, 12:21 PM
melchia

the NAMBLAesque stuff you've posted is far creepier than this

sorry, neobuyer.
07-31-2007, 12:42 PM
rarehero

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lets Gekiga In

I love you man.

awe, right back at ya friend.
07-31-2007, 12:59 PM
PopeCuervoLime

This shit gave me a fucking headache.

Good lord people are fucked up.

:confused:
07-31-2007, 01:24 PM
Kim _Kaphwan

i came

twice:spock:

actually, i have a story. i once dated a girl who was into this stuff. her name was mackenzie. she was a bit of a loser as far as girls go (IE the one who all her friends make fun of, and other shit) well i knew nothing of it until one day we were talking and we got on the topic of masturbation. mind you she owned two little chihuahuas. and she told me that she enjoyed making the smaller of the two go down on her. now i never witnessed it first hand, don't think i'd want to. but this is what she said. me i was dumbfounded and never brought up any topics like that again. did we have sex? yes we did. was the thought of a dog having been down there on my mind? no not really. but did that relationship last? about three weeks. after the dog story we were pretty much on a downward spiral.
07-31-2007, 01:33 PM
voodoodoctorx

Quote:

Originally Posted by neobuyer

You do realise that this is tame on the 'web.

But seriously, nuts, yes???

we all know the web has no shortage of WTF, but due to a lack of imagination i need a tour guide.

both nuts and hilarious my friend
07-31-2007, 02:41 PM
SPINMASTER X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kim _Kaphwan

i came

twice:spock:

actually, i have a story. i once dated a girl who was into this stuff. her name was mackenzie. she was a bit of a loser as far as girls go (IE the one who all her friends make fun of, and other shit) well i knew nothing of it until one day we were talking and we got on the topic of masturbation. mind you she owned two little chihuahuas. and she told me that she enjoyed making the smaller of the two go down on her. now i never witnessed it first hand, don't think i'd want to. but this is what she said. me i was dumbfounded and never brought up any topics like that again. did we have sex? yes we did. was the thought of a dog having been down there on my mind? no not really. but did that relationship last? about three weeks. after the dog story we were pretty much on a downward spiral.

HA HA!, You got dog on your dick(indirectly)
07-31-2007, 03:16 PM
lithy

It's not wrong if you spread peanut butter on your testicles and let your dog lick it off.

Because it's your dog!
07-31-2007, 03:19 PM
Lagduf

Quote:

Originally Posted by lithy

It's not wrong if you spread peanut butter on your testicles and let your dog lick it off.

Because it's your dog!

Whats wrong is that it is a waste of peanut butter.

Stupid ass dog should go find it's own food.

;)
07-31-2007, 03:46 PM
thechop

Too scared to even click on the link in case the serious porn squad boot my door down and arrest me:lolz:
07-31-2007, 03:58 PM
Lastblade

Disgusting.
07-31-2007, 04:19 PM
muffinman943

wow its just too tempting, I will make a post on behalf of most of us here
07-31-2007, 04:22 PM
Lagduf

Quote:

Originally Posted by muffinman943

wow its just too tempting, I will make a post on behalf of most of us here

Ha, i'd never let you do anything on my behalf (you're generally a terrible member) - even if it's making fun of a bunch of crazy women dog fuckers.
07-31-2007, 04:23 PM
BIG BEAR

I just went to the main page, didn't bother to read any of the threads . Just the thought of this behavior makes me want to vomit. So as long as the Micheal Vicks of the world sexually abuse animals it's okay? My guess is that not all animals are willing participants so they would have to be forced, correct?

BB
07-31-2007, 04:36 PM
abasuto

What about standing chest deep in a lake with a worm in your ass.

Free salad tossing from the fish.
07-31-2007, 05:58 PM
DangerousK

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG BEAR

I just went to the main page, didn't bother to read any of the threads . Just the thought of this behavior makes me want to vomit. So as long as the Micheal Vicks of the world sexually abuse animals it's okay? My guess is that not all animals are willing participants so they would have to be forced, correct?

BB

This is sort of the train of thought I had.

If this type of stuff is illegal, then why is a message board dedicated to it that also contains pornography involving animals even allowed to exist?

Maybe someone should forward the link to the website to the FBI or something?
07-31-2007, 05:59 PM
DangerousK

Also the other question I have is, why exactly was neobuyer looking for this sort of thing? :spock:
07-31-2007, 07:33 PM
Pink Spider

I usually am not shocked by anything I find on the internet. Visiting consumptionjunction.com daily for like 7 years kinda desensitized me to shit.. but this shit is just nuts!
Everyone just talking nonchalently about fucking dogs like we talk about video games. Other threads on there include advice for fucking dogs in the ass, and someone asking for advice with fucking a female pig
07-31-2007, 07:39 PM
Pink Spider

What the FUCK!?! There is a pic section of that forum and some mother fucker posted photos of him ass fucking a donkey.
I think I'm ready to quit the internet.
07-31-2007, 09:20 PM
Lastblade

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron McRae

What the FUCK!?! There is a pic section of that forum and some mother fucker posted photos of him ass fucking a donkey.
I think I'm ready to quit the internet.

Wizzy alert!! (He is the donkey)
08-01-2007, 12:10 AM
Zenimus

They actually have a forum dedicated to nymphomaniac dog-sex women?

Uhhhh... that... is just plain bizarre.

Now I'm gonna be doing a double-take everytime I hear some lady say "Men are like dogs". :eek_2: :spock:
08-01-2007, 01:18 AM
Lagduf

Quote:

Originally Posted by DangerousK

This is sort of the train of thought I had.

If this type of stuff is illegal, then why is a message board dedicated to it that also contains pornography involving animals even allowed to exist?

Maybe someone should forward the link to the website to the FBI or something?

Bestiality websites exist, so i'm going to assume it isn't illegal in all 50 states.

I don't really want to look it up though.
08-01-2007, 01:31 AM
Metal Slugnuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by DangerousK

Also the other question I have is, why exactly was neobuyer looking for this sort of thing? :spock:

Exactly the question that popped into my mind.

And also, that's some sick shit. :oh_no:
08-01-2007, 01:36 AM
taitai

Quote:

Originally Posted by neobuyer

http://www.beastforum.com

:oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no:
08-01-2007, 02:12 AM
neobuyer

Well, since I have lost my edge, I sometimes just gogle 'bestiality forums' now.

Btw, there's a few more I am aware of that are as bad/worse(!) than this one. Although it is now going to be my permanent online home.

Did anyone read the 'Is it safe to drink dog semen?' thread?
08-01-2007, 02:14 AM
Metal Slugnuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by neobuyer

Did anyone read the 'Is it safe to drink dog semen?' thread?

Fuck no! I read the FAQ, gagged, looked at the picture forum to see if these people were fucking serious, gagged again, and vowed to never trust anyone on the internet again.

But since you brought it up, I'll check it out. :spock:
08-01-2007, 02:22 AM
Lagduf

Quote:

Originally Posted by neobuyer

Well, since I have lost my edge, I sometimes just gogle 'bestiality forums' now.

Btw, there's a few more I am aware of that are as bad/worse(!) than this one. Although it is now going to be my permanent online home.

Did anyone read the 'Is it safe to drink dog semen?' thread?

Were you the one who found the Stormfront Dating Forum?

Now that place was a fucking comedy gold mine.

I registered over there to stir up some shit but never did.

I think my user name was "White Souljah"

:tickled:
08-01-2007, 02:29 AM
Metal Slugnuts

Fucking DISGUSTING! That thread made me die a little on the inside. :angry:

I LOL'd at some of the thread titles...highlights include:

General Information About Bitchsex
Sex With A Gorilla?
How To Last Long With A Female Pig
How Do You Mate With A Lion?
Does A Dogs Weight Determine How Big Her Vagina Is
My Bitch Is Too Hyper!
Dog Pussy Vs Human Pussy
When Do Dogs Reach Puberty?
Can You Make A Femal Dog Squirt

And my personal favorite:

Does Anyone Teabag Their Dog?

:lol:

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