An awesome, illustrated how-to guide for women who want to have 'sexy-time' with canines (dogs).
Please, please check it out!
http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-51055.html
An awesome, illustrated how-to guide for women who want to have 'sexy-time' with canines (dogs).
Please, please check it out!
http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-51055.html
Why I read through all of that I don't know.
Mordbid fascination?
People are absolutely fucking insane though.
i didn't read it all, but hey
~!!
whatever the laides fucking like.
i guess they don't like traditional fucking guyhs anymore.
!
cheers for the fucking dogs '! yeay~!
http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-74611.html
sorry- THIS was the one!
Thanks, Internet. You never cease to provide me with entertainment/wtf moments.Quote:
Originally Posted by neobuyer
I think rarehero has been drinking tonight.Quote:
Originally Posted by rarehero
i had a bigger laugh just reading some of the other topics in the forum
Help How Do I Turn On A Cow?
Please give some idea to turn on cow
Dog Cum (Pages 1 2 )
is it safe to swallow
Fence Hopping Buddy (Pages 1 2 )
What to do if someone asks you.
FENCE HOPPING!!!!? :lolz:
You do realise that this is tame on the 'web.Quote:
Originally Posted by voodoodoctorx
But seriously, nuts, yes???
You're losing your edge, neobuyer.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Lagduf
Since when do you live in Gainesville?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lets Gekiga In
Don't be mean Nruva!Quote:
Originally Posted by nruva
An edge needs cultivating again,
BTW- did you look at the site? I didn't post it for any reason- save it's deliciously mad insane.
btw- I love you to too!
I visit friends from time to time.Quote:
Originally Posted by FormlessOne
However, there might be another reason why I posted Gainesville. :p
Make a joke topic on that forum regarding Ostrich porn.
Back in the days of Yahoo chat and total boredom I'd join bestiality chatrooms and tell them that I own an ostrich farm....and that those things are fucking HUNG! And how I once caught my wife fucking one and how its a wonderful lover, etc.
Eventually, after 5 straight minutes of extolling the wonders of ostrich cock, I'd get booted from the room. :)
huuoaahhgrr* this is fuk'd up.. O_o
I noticed there are forums for posting bestiality porn.
Isn't that illegal or?
Legal in some states :make_fac:Quote:
Originally Posted by DangerousK
LIQOUR!Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric
I DON'T EVEN KNOW 'ER!
I love you man.Quote:
Originally Posted by rarehero
You transferred to UF?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lets Gekiga In
This is the most fucked up thing I have ever seen in my life, god forgive these people...
Nope. Says in Leviticus. Straight to Hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by PrOzErG
Men will beat each other up, kill each other, kill themselves and do anything for a women. Women complain about a man's hygiene, his bad habits etc and then they go and have sex with nasty stinkin fuckin animals.
This world is done for.
sorry, neobuyer.
awe, right back at ya friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lets Gekiga In
This shit gave me a fucking headache.
Good lord people are fucked up.
:confused:
i came
twice:spock:
actually, i have a story. i once dated a girl who was into this stuff. her name was mackenzie. she was a bit of a loser as far as girls go (IE the one who all her friends make fun of, and other shit) well i knew nothing of it until one day we were talking and we got on the topic of masturbation. mind you she owned two little chihuahuas. and she told me that she enjoyed making the smaller of the two go down on her. now i never witnessed it first hand, don't think i'd want to. but this is what she said. me i was dumbfounded and never brought up any topics like that again. did we have sex? yes we did. was the thought of a dog having been down there on my mind? no not really. but did that relationship last? about three weeks. after the dog story we were pretty much on a downward spiral.
we all know the web has no shortage of WTF, but due to a lack of imagination i need a tour guide.Quote:
Originally Posted by neobuyer
both nuts and hilarious my friend
HA HA!, You got dog on your dick(indirectly)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kim _Kaphwan
It's not wrong if you spread peanut butter on your testicles and let your dog lick it off.
Because it's your dog!
Whats wrong is that it is a waste of peanut butter.Quote:
Originally Posted by lithy
Stupid ass dog should go find it's own food.
;)
Too scared to even click on the link in case the serious porn squad boot my door down and arrest me:lolz:
Disgusting.
wow its just too tempting, I will make a post on behalf of most of us here
Ha, i'd never let you do anything on my behalf (you're generally a terrible member) - even if it's making fun of a bunch of crazy women dog fuckers.Quote:
Originally Posted by muffinman943
I just went to the main page, didn't bother to read any of the threads . Just the thought of this behavior makes me want to vomit. So as long as the Micheal Vicks of the world sexually abuse animals it's okay? My guess is that not all animals are willing participants so they would have to be forced, correct?
BB
What about standing chest deep in a lake with a worm in your ass.
Free salad tossing from the fish.
This is sort of the train of thought I had.Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG BEAR
If this type of stuff is illegal, then why is a message board dedicated to it that also contains pornography involving animals even allowed to exist?
Maybe someone should forward the link to the website to the FBI or something?
Also the other question I have is, why exactly was neobuyer looking for this sort of thing? :spock:
I usually am not shocked by anything I find on the internet. Visiting consumptionjunction.com daily for like 7 years kinda desensitized me to shit.. but this shit is just nuts!
Everyone just talking nonchalently about fucking dogs like we talk about video games. Other threads on there include advice for fucking dogs in the ass, and someone asking for advice with fucking a female pig
What the FUCK!?! There is a pic section of that forum and some mother fucker posted photos of him ass fucking a donkey.
I think I'm ready to quit the internet.
Wizzy alert!! (He is the donkey)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron McRae
They actually have a forum dedicated to nymphomaniac dog-sex women?
Uhhhh... that... is just plain bizarre.
Now I'm gonna be doing a double-take everytime I hear some lady say "Men are like dogs". :eek_2: :spock:
Bestiality websites exist, so i'm going to assume it isn't illegal in all 50 states.Quote:
Originally Posted by DangerousK
I don't really want to look it up though.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DangerousK
Exactly the question that popped into my mind.
And also, that's some sick shit. :oh_no:
Quote:
Originally Posted by neobuyer
:oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no:
Well, since I have lost my edge, I sometimes just gogle 'bestiality forums' now.
Btw, there's a few more I am aware of that are as bad/worse(!) than this one. Although it is now going to be my permanent online home.
Did anyone read the 'Is it safe to drink dog semen?' thread?
Quote:
Originally Posted by neobuyer
Fuck no! I read the FAQ, gagged, looked at the picture forum to see if these people were fucking serious, gagged again, and vowed to never trust anyone on the internet again.
But since you brought it up, I'll check it out. :spock:
Were you the one who found the Stormfront Dating Forum?Quote:
Originally Posted by neobuyer
Now that place was a fucking comedy gold mine.
I registered over there to stir up some shit but never did.
I think my user name was "White Souljah"
:tickled:
Fucking DISGUSTING! That thread made me die a little on the inside. :angry:
I LOL'd at some of the thread titles...highlights include:
General Information About Bitchsex
Sex With A Gorilla?
How To Last Long With A Female Pig
How Do You Mate With A Lion?
Does A Dogs Weight Determine How Big Her Vagina Is
My Bitch Is Too Hyper!
Dog Pussy Vs Human Pussy
When Do Dogs Reach Puberty?
Can You Make A Femal Dog Squirt
And my personal favorite:
Does Anyone Teabag Their Dog?
:lol: