Japhei "strikes": The Quintessential Ramblings of a Scamming Meth-head

[NOTE: We at NG.com enjoy the drug fueled tomfuckery of a desperate scammer as much as the next guy, so please enjoy this compilation of recent threads by a well known scammer: Casey, "Japhei". His known aliases/associates include Joahnna Evans, Joahnna Songer (Joahnna D. Songer), John & Carole Delhorbe, Casey McMahon, Cody McMahon, Jessica McMahon, David Annis, Casey Corvette). I list them because I know Google indexes some of our threads and I want anyone googling those names to find this page (as well as the scammer thread in General Discussion).]


Some lame cripple sent some bastards to go knock on some guys door they do not even know even lives there.

What a fag!!

LMAO

LMAO

What a fag.

What!

A fag?

LMAO

:lol:

this thread is going places

A fag!

LMAO

What?

god i want l e m o n p a r t y in this thread so bad. too bad it's banned i don't think we can even type it these days.

Whart :confused:

What a LMAO!

Fag

FAG=GAF

"NEWSFLASH"


Tonk is so gangsta!!! He is going to home invade some old people.

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Originally Posted by Kim _Kaphwan

god i want l e m o n p a r t y in this thread so bad. too bad it's banned i don't think we can even type it these days.

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!!gaf a tahW

OAML

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Originally Posted by Deknyomouf

"NEWSFLASH"


Tonk is so gangsta!!! He is going to home invade some old people.

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wait wait wait... you're japhei! :eek:

Take away the pre steroid era and you still have a 500 home run/ stolen base player.


Hands down gods gift to MLB

Enjoy perhaps his last year in the league and the new home run record. 2 batting titles 9 gold gloves and 7 MVP cannot be wrong.

And lets not forget that magical season of 2001 with 73 home runs to pass Mark "BIG ROIDS" Mcgwire.

He already has 4 homes runs in only a few handful of at bats in spring training .

Prepare for the greatest season a 40 year old will ever put up.

Even with the ROIDS testing he has never been caught doing anything wrong.

Barry Forever And check out my Barry Bonds / Paula Abdul GIant American Idol Avatar


Prediction

Batting Average: .355
Runs: 123
RBI: 116
Home Runs:41
Walks : 190

And add another MVP and a Home Run Record to that resume.

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http://theland.antgear.com/wesley_snipes.jpg

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Originally Posted by Deknyomouf

Take away the pre steroid era and you still have a 500 home run/ stolen base player.


Hands down gods gift to MLB

Enjoy perhaps his last year in the league and the new home run record. 2 batting titles 9 gold gloves and 7 MVP cannot be wrong.

And lets not forget that magical season of 2001 with 73 home runs to pass Mark "BIG ROIDS" Mcgwire.

He already has 4 homes runs in only a few handful of at bats in spring training .

Prepare for the greatest season a 40 year old will ever put up.

Even with the ROIDS testing he has never been caught doing anything wrong.

Barry Forever And check out my Barry Bonds / Paula Abdul GIant American Idol Avatar

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OK Casey.

The sad thing about Barry Bonds is that before the 1999 season he was a first ballot Hall of Famer.

Baseball doesn't test for HGH smart guy.

We don't know if he has been caught doing anything since the Feds seized those steroid test results and have not yet released it. Or they may never release it.

I really would not mind if you and Bonds got shot in the head with a Mossberg.

The world would suddenly become a better place.

Those PICS of Wesley and Bill rule

Hillary in 2008!!! Bill for FIRST BITCH!

http://www.design-your-life.org/file...in-cropped.jpg

I like Bill's tie, because it has one little black kid on it....just to be "fair".

Because of People like TONK and others who post peoples personnal info online on this forum.

The FBI and Secret Service now monitor this forum.

Information is being gathered now by many agents in different areas and districts.

Do not be suprised if you are contacted locally by your own goverment agency for reasons pertaining to illegal activity.

The patriot Act is a great tool our goverment is currently using to monitor phone calls , emails and even message boards. ,That will protect the rights of Innocent americans whose personnal life is put at risk by people that you admire. Did you not know that contributing personnal information online is a federal crime and is dealt with in severe fashion.

Believe in the consequences

This is not a BULLSHIT Lie but a direct warning of the things to come.

Appreciate your time and good luck in the future.

http://www.consumer.gov/idtheft/

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Originally Posted by dubdubdub

I like Bill's tie, because it has one little black kid on it....just to be "fair".

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There's a Hindu and an Asian in there too.

And I'd put money down that there's a paraplegic, a midget, a Jew and a fatty down near the bottom of the tie as well.

Tonk must've had the right place.


Casey, I think you're sweating a bit.

lol@the internet

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Originally Posted by Deknyomouf

Because of People like TONK and others who post peoples personnal info online on this forum.

The FBI and Secret Service now monitor this forum.

Information is being gathered now by many agents in different areas and districts.

Do not be suprised if you are contacted locally by your own goverment agency for reasons pertaining to illegal activity.

The patriot Act is a great tool our goverment is currently using to monitor phone calls , emails and even message boards. ,That will protect the rights of Innocent americans whose personnal life is put at risk by people that you admire. Did you not know that contributing personnal information online is a federal crime and is dealt with in severe fashion.

Believe in the consequences

This is not a BULLSHIT Lie but a direct warning of the things to come.

Appreciate your time and good luck in the future.

http://www.consumer.gov/idtheft/

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go fuck urself fatty

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Originally Posted by Deknyomouf

Because of People like TONK and others who post peoples personnal info online on this forum.

The FBI and Secret Service now monitor this forum.

Information is being gathered now by many agents in different areas and districts.

Do not be suprised if you are contacted locally by your own goverment agency for reasons pertaining to illegal activity.

The patriot Act is a great tool our goverment is currently using to monitor phone calls , emails and even message boards. ,That will protect the rights of Innocent americans whose personnal life is put at risk by people that you admire. Did you not know that contributing personnal information online is a federal crime and is dealt with in severe fashion.

Believe in the consequences

This is not a BULLSHIT Lie but a direct warning of the things to come.

Appreciate your time and good luck in the future.

http://www.consumer.gov/idtheft/

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Are they going to do anything about your inter-state fraud, copyright infringement and systematic illegal importing operation?

Tonk must've hit a nerve, eh, dickhead?

Can you really go to jail for disscusing arcade games?

Casey this was too obvious.

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The email address for Deknyomouf is radilgy@yahoo.com

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You really like your shmups.

..thats right fatty next time it'll be sugar in your gas tank :cool:

What the hell Casey, you posted a link regarding Identity Theft. LOL, as if someone would want to impersonate your pathetic bootlegging ass.

LMAO What!

A fag?

this thread is golden, japheis return may someday be written in the halls of great threads.... if it gets any better it might

Oh, and Casey, I'm glad you stopped Instant Messaging me regarding buying your "special" cheap MVS carts, no doubt thinking I was stupid enough to buy your bootlegs when I was 15-17. That shit's pathetic.

Heat will rock you
and heat will roll you
baby don't you kno-oooow
My heat will move your soul
Cmon cmon cmon cmon
Love me today
Love me tomorrow
All day
All night
you feel
My heeeeeat
Feel feel feel feel mah heat
Feel feel feel feel feel feel....feel my heat.

Casey, you're a big faggot who's obviously sweating it out in a Florida double-wide.
STFU and take one on the chin from TonK like a man, bitch.

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Originally Posted by Loopz

Heat will rock you
and heat will roll you
baby don't you kno-oooow
My heat will move your soul
Cmon cmon cmon cmon
Love me today
Love me tomorrow
All day
All night
you feel
My heeeeeat
Feel feel feel feel mah heat
Feel feel feel feel feel feel....feel my heat.

Casey, you're a big faggot who's obviously sweating it out in a Florida double-wide.
STFU and take one on the chin from TonK like a man, bitch.

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Great movie.

Most. Faggot. Thread. Ever.

Japhei lives 4 blocks away

But in what direction?

[terrorist activity]lol[/terrorist activity]

This thread delivers

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Originally Posted by T.A.P.

This thread delivers

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True, not a single ball has been posted.

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Originally Posted by Deknyomouf

Bla, bla, bla...I'm pissed that my tampon box says "super absorbency" but for some reason, I keep leaking all over my panties *sob*

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LOL@morons who start problems and bitch when other people finish them…

TonK accomplished some serious ownage so deal with it…

This forum is a joke

No one on here has acomplished half of what Japhei has?

Did any of you faggots put out Legit Snk Vs Capcom MVS cart kits.

I think not

Get off your low horse and suck its dick!!

And if you showed up at the right address I will make sure you feel the HEAT!!!

Boogie Nights RAHAD JACKSON STYLE BITCH!

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Originally Posted by smokehouse

LOL@morons who start problems and bitch when other people finish them…

TonK did some serious ownage so deal with it…

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Ownage would be the right address you fucking retard.

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Originally Posted by Deknyomouf

This forum is a joke

No one on here has acomplished half of what Japhei has?

Did any of you faggots put out Legit Snk Vs Capcom MVS cart kits.

I think not

Get off your low horse and suck its dick!!

And if you showed up at the right address I will make sure you feel the HEAT!!!

Boogie Nights RAHAD JACKSON STYLE BITCH!

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That's a great attitude to have for someone who supposedly complained to the feds and will then be read when they patriotact this forum. Last I checked cops, much less the FBI, don't like dealing with assholes.

edit: hmm can I cry to them for you being a cyberterrorist by threatening this humble forum with words like "faggot", "suck a horse's dick", and "BITCH"? In today's lawsuit-happy society, the odds are in my favor. BRB.

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Originally Posted by Deknyomouf

But in what direction?

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Easy enough...

Just follow the trail of EPROMs, Twinkies and the overwhelming scent of regret.

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Originally Posted by DanAdamKOF

That's a great attitude to have for someone who supposedly complained to the feds and will then be read when they patriotact this forum. Last I checked cops, much less the FBI, don't like dealing with assholes.

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Freedom of speech my young friend.

Does not matter what I say as long as I do no break the law.

The problem with this forum is proving that I was responsible for anything.

When in fact probally every transaction I have ever dealt with was entirely in someone elses name.

I do not even think I had my own ebay ID until recently and I only use that to buy items.

The only way I dealt with anyone was personally was straight up in my house.

And I can name several current members who I shipped first to and they never paid me for the items.

Then they cry wolf about bootlegs.


And vanilla thunder STFU about a 6 year old transaction for a 20 dollar broken neo geo cd

Your a retard and so is everyone who is on this forum.

A bunch of children.

Make something of yourself like me. I am a professional .

Since when did I last sell a item to any of you?

Not in many years.

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Originally Posted by Deknyomouf

Ownage would be the right address you fucking retard.

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Call me what you want but if you hadn’t got completely owned, why would you be coming on here claiming that the government is really interested in your pathetic life enough to watch a shit site like the NG forums…

Hmmm, I may be a retard but I’m smart enough to see you got pwned…




…n00b….

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Originally Posted by smokehouse

Call me what you want but if you hadn’t got completely owned, why would you be coming on here claiming that the government is really interested in your pathetic life enough to watch a shit site like the NG forums…

Hmmm, I may be a retard but I’m smart enough to see you got pwned…




…n00b….

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Your not smart at all because someone elses life interests you more then your own.

Your just another sad chump entertaining yourself with TEXT

It does nothing for you and does not better the world in any way.

The witch hunt is on and will continue until you die.

BTW...teh drama in this thread is choice grade A....extra meaty...
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Originally Posted by Deknyomouf

Your not smart at all because someone elses life interests you more then your own.

Your just another sad chump entertaining yourself with TEXT

It does nothing for you and does not better the world in any way.

The witch hunt is on and will continue until you die.

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What in the mother of fuck are you trying to state here?

Good Lord, are you mentally ill?

Call me what you will and continue to make absurd comments about my place in society but I think your ridiculous and irrelevant statements are simply making my case look better…in other words, keep digging chump, I’ll just continue to laugh at you.

Wow, someone who's still a Barry Bonds fan.

Now I've seen everything. :smirk: