We have a new guy at the office from the UK and he's quite Her Majesty's Douche.
Anyone have any ridiculously british expletives I can shout at him to make him feel more at home?
He runs like a welshman.
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We have a new guy at the office from the UK and he's quite Her Majesty's Douche.
Anyone have any ridiculously british expletives I can shout at him to make him feel more at home?
He runs like a welshman.
Tosser
Wanker
Bellend
Cock jockey
Knobber
Prince Of Wales :kekeke:
More later :tickled:
Knob jockey
Twat
Fuck wit
bellend
I always thought 'cunt' was english
it'll work though
Bellend!:kekeke:
'Fat Pies!'
ehhh.. Takes the piss?
Cunt is American too, but i've heard a british guy call someone a soppy cunt. That was pretty good.Quote:
Originally Posted by kernow
Does "bellend" mean "fat pies?" I don't get it, but you Brits seem to be supporting that one en masse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pando
Nah, it means dickhead.Quote:
Originally Posted by jro
No, but anyone who's seen DEVO will know what I mean.Quote:
Originally Posted by jro
http://www.fat-pie.com
It doesn't mean dickhead you twatQuote:
Originally Posted by ki_atsushi
It means the end of the dick. You fool.
LOL I thought he was crap first time i saw him, but i couldnt help lmao when he was calling ducks gay in a park.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pando
YaA FUCKING GEYYYHHH
"I were the best at grebs in school!"
"Devvo: Can i have a beer mate?
Man: No.
Devvo: Can i have 2 then?"
"You what dick 'ead?"
"Gimme back my 20p you gay bastard!"
"Got me supplies! *Pulls out fags and a can of white lightening*"
:lol:
Devvo owns.
Bob's Your Uncle?
heh, young'uns.Quote:
Originally Posted by soulthug
Is not the end of the penis called the head? Then dickhead is an appropriate translation.
You bloody wanker.
lol. god soulthug is dumb.
Tosspot
Wanker
What a bellend is a great quote
Your mom came from the tart factory is also a great ol' british joke
There is a difference between dickhead and head of the dick you fucking retard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nesagwa
You reckon you're such a know-it-all, you aren't, you are a fucking imbecile that attempts to skim past as an intellectual :kekeke:
You fucking caught me.Quote:
Originally Posted by soulthug
I have been ousted by a god damned british kid, boy is my face red.
I feel like such a bellend.
soulthug's being a real dicktip today.
"i've heard a british guy call someone a soppy cunt."
You probably didn't interpret that the way it was meant. It probably came out of the mouth of a northern English guy, who would call everyone a "cunt" - its not really an insult unless used by itself, it simply replaces "person" !
Ie - "you're a handsome cunt aren't you" would mean someone was handsome
"you're a clever cunt aren't you" would mean someone was clever
"you're an ugly cunt aren't you" would mean someone was ugly.
You'll notice the cunt part isn't necessarily offensive, and can be used in a compliment. Describing someone as a soppy cunt means that you're implying they are "soppy" Ie watched Bambi and cried, or a usually hard nut helped an old lady across the road or played nicely with their child. It does not literally mean their "cunt" is "sloppy" ;)
However, "cunt" used on its own is usually offensive, ie "come ere you cunt" "what you looking at you cunt"
In the south of England, especially London, Cunt is considerred far more of an offensive word than in the North - call a cockney a cunt, even in a complimentary way, and the only way you'll get away with it is if you are A: HEAVILY northern accented or B: Obviously 10x stronger than him :)
Back on the subject of English insults, most of them are mentionned above - it would amuse him if you used such playground classics as bellend or even calling him a gay-lord. Always amusing, and not actually related to insulting gay people. Obviously wanker is a multipurpose word, with a use for every occasion ;)
yer , call him a gaylord, that my friend, is the most classic brit insult evar
You're not really in England, are you? I only ask because people here from the UK commonly cannot type properly, form coherent thoughts or spell on any consistent basis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thiessen
lol thank you :) No I'm definitely English, and have lived here 95% of my life... if you thought that was a long, eloquent and probably too well thought out post you should see the post I made on the "racist" adverts for psp - I managed to completely kill the thread by sucking the fun out of it ;) I just talk too much for my own good :chimp:
Glad to hear gaylord is still ever popular heh we need to make that word more popular with the over 10s again!
depends where you went to school. lol. yes gaylord was a popular one, but in south west London it was a mix of cultures - so bumbaclat, battyman (classic), was thrown around as was nancy, fairy, cock (lol), cunt, and 'your mum.
your mum = playground insult at it's finest, followed by your dad, your gran, and your sister.
Hahaha, I've been calling him Allistaire Bellend all day.
Thanks for the ideas gentlemen...very nice.
knobber
knob jockey
fuckwit
homo
but yeah, "your mum" was the best.
YOUR MUM
YOUR DAD
YOUR GRAN
YOUR SISTER
YOUR CAT
hahahhahhhhahahaha
Goodtymes.
This may (or may not be) amusing for our american cousins;
http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml
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That was a pretty good read, but a lot of that so called slang is common here too.Quote:
Originally Posted by bloodhokuto
Frankly, I'd just take a page from South Park and call him Pip, and, in a pinch, Frenchie.
If he gives you shit, remind him who won the Revolution. The love it. :glee:
One of the harshest insults me and my brethren have been toying with lately is, wait for it..
Mother Cunt!
Good, huh.
you can't beat a good nonce.
What do you mean, you're like freaking 12 or summat.Quote:
Originally Posted by soulthug
:lolz:Quote:
Originally Posted by J0e Musashi
Whenever me or any of my interns leaves the room, we yell "For the colonies!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobak
Today will be a great day.
I think you're well within your rights to beat a good nonce.Quote:
Originally Posted by skam
Ponce is good too.
lol immigrant, get back to your own fucking country you fucking arab cunt-tear :kekeke:Quote:
Originally Posted by J0e Musashi
The british are also good at mindless and unfounded racism! :tickled:
Im English not British thank.Quote:
Originally Posted by soulthug
not on this evidence.Quote:
Originally Posted by soulthug
a good point well made.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baseley09
I'm going on a paki run, brb.Quote:
Originally Posted by soulthug
Lol yep the british are known for there Racism
Yer, most english people are twats
, but then, most of the world is too
Mexico is not in the Middle East. Do you still smell like a wet dog?Quote:
Originally Posted by soulthug
He doesn't smell like a wet dog, he smells like a wet dog crawled into his coat and died.
:buttrock:
Whenever the Brit agrees with anyone American, call him Tony Blair and thank him for his undying support.
Whenever you disagree with him, call yourself a member of the Loyal Opposition.
Whenever he says something too British, kick him in the nads. Just because.
Favorite quote today so far:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobak
Reasonably Attractive Intern #2: "How's that fluoridated water taste Jeeves?"
*sigh* The English are most certainly NOT known for their racism - more their zenophobia. America has a far worse history of actual racism than England...
and yeah, your mum, your dad, your gran, your cat etc are all classics - but I always figured that came from American tv shows and films?
Mentions stringing hundreds of thousands of Chinese out on opium.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thiessen
Leave an orthodontist's business card in his desk.