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Some love his work, others think he's fuckin dumbass. Where do you stand...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg
The Karate Kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DfdRdOM_B0
Castlevania 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4we8iFk-fY
they suck about as bad as the world heroes series.
lol, he's spot on with TMNT. Hate that fuckin' game!
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Originally Posted by SamuraiShodownSensei
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I liked TMNT for NES myself, eventhough it has some flaws. He just doesn't seem to be very good at the games he plays. :( Kinda funny at times, but sometimes his anger does in fact seem a little forced. By the way, I do agree with a lot of the flaws he mentions about TMNT. (especially that annoying beeping sound...)
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Originally Posted by Steve
Worst game ever?Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve
If not, it's really fucking close. I was one of those poor children who played this game continously, but I could still never get past the 3rd level.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mushiki
The only good thing about those videos was when he gave Karate Kid the finger. I've done that so many times to so many games. That and angrily shook my fist at the screen.
Most Nintendo games were just frustrating as fuck.
Yeah, Ninja Turtles is definitely one of the worst games ever made.
But honestly, I think nostalgia is the only thing that makes people able to play 90% of NES games anymore.
Oh yeah. People complain about the difficulty of games these days never fucking played games from the NES days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mushiki
The hardest game I've ever played is Transformers Convoy no Nazo. One fucking hit and you are a dead mother fucker. Since the shots by the enemy are so small and blend in with the background it makes for such easy cheap deaths. :(
This is true for any system made before Playstation 1. But also including N64.Quote:
Originally Posted by genjiglove
Give me whatever the hell he's drinking, I want some!
Rolling Rock is shite fairy piss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kim Kaphwan
i actually thought castlevania 2 was decent... sorry. then again i was a kid when i played it so my sentimentality might be conflicting with common sense
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Originally Posted by ki_atsushi
Exactly.
A) This guy is a terrible actor. His fake angry shit is horrible.
B) Terrible writing for his dialogue. Not very funny.
C) He is about as hard and badass as a hunk of cheese. Yet his swilling shitty beer and being "angry" would try to prove otherwise.
The guy needs to hang himself with one of those NES pads.
Just another attempt to try and get famous over the internet...
he's a douche, but he's funny...because he's a douche, and because he has terrets.
That CV 2 video was pretty sweet - I like how he uses the term "Nintendo Gamester" - I love that game.
If he wanted to act hard he should have put on a tank top and a do-rag and started chugging a 40 of Old E. At least he would have looked as hard as Kip Dynamite. :kekeke:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nesagwa
The TMNT review sums all my feelings from when I was kid. I fucking HATED that swimming part and I always thought "the game is gonna get better, keep playing."
It never did :(
That jump that he got pissed off at is where I kept getting stuck too. I never figured that you could just walk across. Why the fuck would they do that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Shady
jesus you post a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by ki_atsushi
Just this week, really. I'm on vacation and I'm just sitting on my ass in front of the computer. I'll probably hit my 3,000th post tomorrow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kim _Kaphwan
yeah like every thread gas at least three posts from you. it's scaryQuote:
Originally Posted by ki_atsushi
He sucks at, TMNT no wounder he has nothing good to say about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve
Realy just stock up on scrolls and your set.
Btw ScrewAttach.com just loves TMNT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApuMX...rch=NES%20TMNT
Didn't hit the links. Probably won't. Just chiming in to say I've beaten TMNT. The scaling on the Technodrome is awesome. Ha ha... "Technodrome..." sounds like a roving rave.
Level 3 was the most difficult- but all after that were downhill. As for quality, it was passable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx7fg...intendo%20nerd
Here's another video of the Angry Nintendo Nerd for Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O1lO...intendo%20nerd
One for Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Generally speaking he wasn't very funny or witty, but I did laugh out loud a couple of times during the sections where he is getting frustrated about various sections of the games.
exactly. When I first saw the TMNT video he didn't cuss for the 1st minute, so it was that shock value.Quote:
Originally Posted by hanafudaX
"AW come here you FUCK NUT"
That's when I laughed out loud, including other places where he got pissed off. But thats his gimmick. Angry, which he is, nerd, check, Nintendo, yup.
Yeah, I laughed out loud at that point too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve
When he just went into a swearing rant about something to camera it just wasn't funny, or interesting.
true that. I only laughed when it was showing the gameplay, and he was (acting) all pissed. When the camera was actually on his MUG, the quality went down tremendously for me. The end of the TMNT video where he's just cussing for like a whole minute -- totally rehearsed and uneffective. But the gameplay-angry voiceover segments? Good stuff there.Quote:
Originally Posted by hanafudaX
I agree on all 3 points. Some of the observations were amusing, but not the dialogue meant to be funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nesagwa
The beer swigs somehow made the whole thing even lamer...
The edits and physical gags at the beginning were not bad, but once he starts talking it becomes so-so.
I think he was off base on CV2. That was an fun game back in the day. Who knows.. Maybe I'm just tripping on nostalgia too. He needs to have more of those parts of his review where it shows him getting frustrated. Those are the best parts.
Agreed. The guy just seems to suck at video games.Quote:
Originally Posted by RocketLawnChair
That and I don't find him funny... He should take some theatre courses, really.
And he stupidly tries to look hardcore, drinking beer alone like a reject, and pretending to flush his Karate Kid cart down the toilets, but it's obvious he didn't do it...
Okay, wait a second...
I don't think the recorded gameplay is how he normally plays, he's trying to demonstrate point. I'm not saying I disagree with other criticism but... I mean on that point, duh...
I played the hell out of the TMNT games. I thought it was great. Cant remember if I beat it though.
TMNT and Simon's Quest are great games...
It's not my fault the kid sucks at video games
Tell the bastard to go back to yelling Racial Slurs and Homophobic Remarks on Halo.
I think both TMNT and C2 are good games... Also for those who suggust he might normally be better at TMNT if he was we would have seen something past level 3, the game actually gets hard later.
I beat TMNT and CV 2. :lolz:
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
Sounds like he want to have sex.
He needs to. Then maybe he'll stop drinking shit beer and trippin' off of old ass NES games.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter17
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Originally Posted by ki_atsushi
To tell you the truth, just about all LJN games were pure crap! :chimp:
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Originally Posted by Bobak
No kidding, they were so staged and obviously he put them there to try to look extra 'hardcore' and make all the little kiddies go "Cool! He's pissed off AND he loves drinkin' beer! OMG he's soooo cool!!!11111"
There was one part where he so blatantly takes a swig just for the sake of doing it, and after he does it he goes "I hate you" or something. Horribly faked.
they need to just get that tourette's guy to do these things
every review would feature these words:
THIS GAME MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!
FUCK!
BALLS!
COCK!
BOB SAGET!
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Originally Posted by SamuraiShodownSensei
Hells yeah, tourettes guy is 100000000x cooler.Quote:
Originally Posted by roker
ASS!
...yeah, I saw this stuff posted over @ Atari Age
forums a day before this was put up over here. I think
his gimmick isn't real enough, but I have to admit that
I agree with him both on Karate Kid AND Castlevania 2.
I remember when I first bought Simon's Quest, I was
wondering about a lot of the same things he's upset
about. Akumajo Densentsu FC (III) should've been #2
no doubt about it. Though when it comes to that series
it's Rondo of Blood > all else.
TMNT did suck. Why Konami/Ultra games made it I will
never know? The arcade game was where it was at,
and apparently the Japs didn't release that game in
Japan, and rightly so.
Erm, I don't think he acts like that TO look cool, I think he is taking a stab at "hardcore old school" gamers.