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This sad enough as it is has become a new hobby of mine. Seeing HORRIBLe flicks, but enjoying them because of their sheer retardation factor. Anyone else get a guilty pleasure out of seeing bad films
My recent So bad they're good Films are
Doom
S.I.C.K.
Some of my classic so bad movies are
The Ring
Mario Bros.
Underworld
Fatal Fury (Don't lie to yourself)
Over The Top
Gotta love the quotes from Doom
"It's a Monkey....some kind of Monkey"
"SEMPER FI MOTHER FUCKER!"
Probably all of the Star wars films, they are just horrible as far as scripting and acting yet they have an odd appeal.
OMFG YES!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lagduf
Any Van Damme movie...
"Road House" with Patrick Swayze...
Zardoz with Sean Connery. Probably one of the worst things I ever saw, but hilarious for it.
I Come In Peace
---w. Dolph Lundgren
IRON EAGLE series
(especially #1 - #3, 4 and 5 just suck)
Cyborg
---Jean Claude Van Damme
(love the film but it's crap for plot or acting)
The Wizard
---When Fred Savage was cool.
Laser Mission
----Brandon Lee's 3rd Film
(low budget crap, but it's heavy on action)
After The Fall of NewYork
---"Escape From Newyork" Rip Off
Horrid acting, but wagon loads of gore
and action.
That Man Bolt!
---Fred Williamson Blackploitation
(not one of his best, but the character rules
and it's got that 70's fixation with kung fu
and bad suits.)
BOSS NIGGER
---Western w. Fred Williamson
(an action comedy that just bombed but
the title song is too hilarious. "Legend" or "Soul"
of Nigger Charlie it wasn't)
RoboCop. Terrible terrible acting and even the special effects were somewhat hack. But awesome.
Son-In-Law with Pauly Shore. OMG stupid but freaking hilarious because Pauly Shore is a moron.
I'd say UHF with Weird Al is a bad movie but I can't bring myself to. It's just too classic.
SUPPLIES!!!!
Perfect choice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grizzly King
Road House, Anything Stallone has ever made...
Congo being one of my favorite movies of all time. It rules.
Any of the stacks of Kung Fu movies I have. Ninja Death 1-3 are some of the funnier ones.
Batman Begins.
Cyborg is an awesome choice because it sucked for all aspects, but style. Everyone was named after a guitar
Gibson Rickenbacker
Fender
Strat
Squire
jk on the last one.
And Dolph Lungren - what was he in that didn't suck so bad it was awesome
Shodown in Little Tokyo? Hey, greaat fucking movie. The scene where Shang Tsung beheads the girl makign out with him is sweet.
But we're like stuck in the 80s now, and back then those movies weren't bad, were they?
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Originally Posted by Grizzly King
Some of these I geniunely like, but most people would consider them bad movies.
Black Belt Jones
Psychomania (1971)
Shaolin Dolemite
Monster High
Ol' Dirty Kung Fu
....That's all I can think of for now.
Castle Freak That movie was terrible, but in that way that will leave you laughing your ass off at times. Like when the "castle freak" comes up out of the cellar for the first time to attack a hooker and he is wearing nothing but a white bed sheet around his head like a retarded super hero. And the candid camera shot from between his legs where you see sack for no appearant reason was a touch of a shocker as well. I almost spit up my coke.
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ Is a reasonably good guide to movies off the beaten path.
double dragon
black dog man, fuckin black dog. "what did you just run over?" ... "a honda"
lol cyborg.
robot jox
cherry 2000
house
house 2
johnny mnemonic ("I WANT ROOM SERRRVICE.")
batman the movie (1965)
they live
surf nazis must die
attack of the killer tomatoes
plan 9 (duh)
i'll probably think of more later after some more beer(s).
Surf Ninjas.
I liked envy.
"Would somebody shut this jibbering fool up?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Nesagwa
"I would but I don't have a knife."
I'm pretty sure that's how it goes.
Hackers
lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by OrochiEddie
i keep saying that for the rest of the day after watching the movie...
And anything released by Troma in general.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rubber Johnny
"Joey, Joey, Joey... One more DUDE outta' you and Imma' slap teh shit outta' you okay?"Quote:
Originally Posted by The Drizzle
---Phreak
hated that character but it was the best line of the movie.
lets see now rolling on with this thread...
INVASION USA
---Chuck "Fucking" Norris
(somewhat in line with our current times
about terrorism, but played out waaay too
chessy to be taken seriously. Still a great
flick though)
Risky Business
---Early Tom Cruise film.
(Classic but horrid film. Great because
it's cheesy, like with all the overly dramatic
scene of Rebecca Demornay's dress flying
off in the wind. Or him summoning up his
courage by putting on his shades as the
camera zooms in on him raking the leaves
but then he's still under the "authority" of
his parents! :kekeke: )
It does have one of the best lines in movie history though...
"I'm (whatever his name was) and I deal in Human Fulfillment.
In one night... I made $8,000 dollars."
AND THAT'S ALL THAT COMES TO MIND RIGHT NOW.
GK
H4C|< 7H3 PL4N37Quote:
Originally Posted by The Drizzle
UHF is a great movie, D-Lite. GREAT.Quote:
Originally Posted by D-Lite
Hackers was awesome.
And I mean fucking awesome.
And about Surf Ninjas, any movie with Tone Loc, Leslie Nielson, Rob Schneider and Ernie Reyes Jr. is solid PLATINUM. Not gold, but platinum.
I perused this entire thread, and no one brought up motherfucking
GYMKATA.
The end all, be all of so awful it's GREAT cinema.
If you're posting in this thread and you don't know the power of GYMKATA, you're fired.
You guys don't know what bad movies are:
Star Crash
Ice Pirates - Classic
The Stuff
The Eliminators
damn, you bastards took most of my answers away. :D
might as well add in a couple more.
"The Punisher" - fuck the haters, this movie may mostly suck, but Dolph kicks ass as Frank Castle no matter what. imo...also: "I love you too, Lou Gossit Jr."
:tickled:
the live action "Guyver" movies - the first one was crap cept for Mark Hamil, the second one is 100% better than the first one, with David "Solid Snake" Hayter as the Guyver in it, and some seemingly pre-Matrix wire-fu for a movie from the mid-nineties. TAKE THAT WACHOSKIS! :buttrock: :buttrock:
"Queen of the Damned" - while i agree, as a fan of Ann Rice's books, that the film has shitloads of flaws in it...i felt it was still good enough...should be so luck to be a fan and see TWO mainstreme films made instead of none at all, i can settle for that. also, while Tom Cruise (in his prime, before we knew he was a whack-job) was great in general as Lesdat in "Interview...", Stuart Townsend looks more like the character would be in real life, let alone in modern times where the film takes place. Alliyia was uber hot in that film anyways, that's definetly good enough for me. :mr_t:
damn it Nes. you stole my thoughts about "Surf Ninjas", why must you try my sweaty manlove for you. :crying:
can't think of anymore movies, probably later.
edit:
one more to add:
all 3 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" movies...can't wait to see how that new one will come out...
House was a good horror movie and the undead army zombie guy was freaking awesome!. :buttrock: :cool:
Super Mario Bros. was okay and cheesy, but they had actors like,
Bob Hoskins .... Mario Mario
John Leguizamo .... Luigi Mario
Dennis Hopper .... King Koopa
Samantha Mathis .... Princess Daisy
John Leguizamo is a very good actor and so is Dennis Hopper and they were also in Land of the Dead. :) :cool:
Samantha Mathis is freaking! fine!. Princess Daisy is from Super Mario Land and she was not born from a dinosaur egg either. :oh_no:
I think that these movies sucked ass!,
Mortal Kombat didn't have very good characters, special effects, weak martial arts and no fatalities at all. Goro looked so dumb looking because he was to tall and his fours arms didn't look right, plus his face looked like those stupid ass goombas from the Super Mario Bros. movie. :rolleyes: Paul Anderson should stop making shitty movies or the fucktard should just stop making movies period and just pick his ass for a living. :tickled: :tickled:
Street Fighter sucked, but the woman who played Chun Li was so damn! fucking sexy! when she wore that pink outfit and the woman who played Cammy should've wore that green tight outfit from the game, but they had her wear the green outfit in the Street Fighter: The movie game for the PS1 and Saturn though. :drool_2: :cool:
Dude, the best bad movie of all time is Conan the Barbarian.
Case closed!
Well, at least according to me. I love that flick! Classic stoic Schwarzenegger! Actually really good score! James Earl Jones slumming it up like crazy! And a surprisingly good cameo by Max Von Sydow.
Actually, there's a lot to like about this movie, but it still hardly could be classed as anything but silly. In that sense, it's not really a 'so bad it's good,' but a bad movie that's close enough to good to enjoy.
I still love it though.
And as a sidebar, the movie was directed and co-written by John Milius, who is the co-creator of Rome, the excellent HBO show. And the other co-writer was none other than Oliver Stone. Sounds made up, but there you go.
Conan the Barbarian was Oscar worthy.Quote:
Originally Posted by HeartlessNinny
Conan the Destroyer was terrible.
Conan in general is awesome.
James Earl Jones rules!. ;) :cool:
I like Conan the Barbarian and Conan the Destroyer. :buttrock: :cool:
To bad that their weren't anymore Conan movies made after the first two movies. :crying: :(
Do they have the two Conan movies on DVD?. :D :cool:
I have a Conan comic book and the woman after she trains Conan says "You may bed me now" and Conan and her were fucking inside the tent. Conan gets all the women in bed and even married women which Conan is being chased by the husbands guards. :eek: :tickled:
the best movie of all time is:
Pee Wee Hermans Big Adventure
for various reasons
There were rumours for years that Schwarzenegger was going to do another one, about later when Conan was king. You never know, he might do it after office (which may not last as long as it looked it would in the beginning).
But for all you other crazy Conan freaks out there, check out the Dark Horse comic. It's coming out monthy now, and it's probably the best Conan adaptation I've ever seen. Cool.
And yeah, both flicks are on DVD, though I don't know why you'd want CtD. That sucked, long, hard and bad.
Just make sure you get the original relase of the Conan the Barbarian DVD. The newer release spliced in some really terrible footage at inappropriate times, ala Star Wars butchery (though I even think this is worse, so...).
I foolishly sold the old DVD in favour of the new one, not knowing this. Now I have to get yet another one from Amazon, such is my hatred for the altered version. They ruined the climax and the ending! Unforgivable.
*sob* :crying:
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Surf Ninjas.
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Hackers
finest cinema offered ANYWHERE.Quote:
I perused this entire thread, and no one brought up motherfucking
GYMKATA.
The end all, be all of so awful it's GREAT cinema.
If you're posting in this thread and you don't know the power of GYMKATA, you're fired.
Puma man
You said it Boog...
Samantha Mathis is really hot.
She's almost enough to watch that retarded movie again. But only "almost...."
No one has mentioned "The Secret of my Success" that movie is great, but it so damn horrible.
Pee Wee's Big adventure is actually an amazing movie, nothing bad about it.
Halloween 3 is really funny/bad beacuse it has nothing to with the rest of the films in the series. There is no Michael Myers and the plot makes no sense and its so poorly directed and under produced that you can't help but find it funny.
The new Steven Segal film Time To Die is a great laugh. He slurs his words so badly it's hard to make out wtf he is saying. He also tries to act black but its just embarrassing :oh_no:
DAMN YOU PANDO!!! YOU STOLE MY CHOPPER CHICKS IN ZOMBIETOWN!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pando
The two Ghoulies movies where great too...
and then... nobody can forget... Hulk Hogan in SUBURBAN COMMANDO!!! :kekeke:
You....win. I also liked:Quote:
Originally Posted by D-Lite
Garbage Pail Kids
The Punisher (w/ Dolph)
Double Dragon (Alyssa Milano was the only thing that saved this movie)
Encino Man ("No, you cannot 'wheez the juice' "!)
The Wizard
Surf Ninjas (A phenomenal performance by Tone Loc.)
The Heroic Trio
Any of the RoboCops.
Street Fighter ('Nuff Said)
house of a 1000 corpses.. Loved this damn movie. I've watched it way to many times.
Vampire Assassin - Just look at the cover; it's pretty self explanatory as to why this is here.
They Live - A film by John Carpenter starring Rowdy Roddy Piper. The Inspiration for Duke Nukem in many ways. It was about a race of aliens that moved in on all the positions of power and wealth while marginalizing the rest of humanity....I thought it was a social commentary on Jews at first. I shat a brick laughing at the one major fight scenes in this film: It was with him (Roddy) and this construction worker and it took up one 3rd of the entire movie.
TC 2000 - Starring Billy Blanks (the Tae Bo guy) and Bolo Yeung. I bought it from a 24 hour grocery store while coming home from a bar.....and drunk as fuck. It was $1.87...I still havent seen it yet, but I like to laugh at the movie cover once in a while.
Crap, I forgot about TC 2000. Thanks, dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sp0o/\/?!
Mean Guns is another movie that comes to mind starring David Carradine and Ice-T. Low on plot, but decent on action.
You beat me to it ASSHOLEsuperb. There is nothing bad about UHF.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttasuperb
Did you notice the wicked clever name change?
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Tung Fu ru
also,
Kung Pow
-i know it's been milked, but what the hell
Hackers
-Angelina Jolie in "techno" outfits is kinda cool.
Demolition Man
-hehe, gotta give props for W.Snipes, freaky Rodman look alike.
MadMax series
-hehe, kewl car!
Willow
-one of my favorites back then... what was i thinkin?!
Underworld
-Kate Beckinsale + Vampires + Leather = HOT
Word. Awesome movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tung Fu ru
I'm surprised nobody has brought up Big Trouble in Little China. It's so horrible, it's funny.