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So where does Intelligent Design come into play?Quote:
Originally Posted by Qcf+lp
Oh, and I think that when it says to "turn the other cheek" in the Bible that it is very very clearly a homosexual reference. To take it in the ass you see.
By the way, I'm Catholic. No shit, I really am. Turns out, so are most Democrats.
shit, this is 11 pages now.
i skipped to here and yes, i voted today too.
Throw in a Gunt Hat and we'll talk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins
Remember that part of the Old Testament where Moses comes down from the mountain and kills four thousand of his own people because they had a fixation with a calf made of gold?Quote:
Originally Posted by Qcf+lp
Wasn't that crazy? I wonder if he'll do it again now that there are so many other idols out there, like Mickey Mouse and Pokemon.
P.S. You're crazy.
Texas still fucking sucks, big barren piece of shit you have to drive across to go East.
Collective IQ of a dead hamster.
I'm just trying to drag this thread back where it belongs.
LOOPZ I have nothing against you personally but I've got just one thing to say to that statement...Quote:
Originally Posted by Loopz
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5...eadshot8qx.png
and I mean that in more than one way too.
YEAH, BOOM HEADSHOT! :annoyed:
*comes out of the closset*
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DevilRedeemed
how many times must I come out of the closset?
the bible is for monkeys. as in planet of the apes.
gays are everywhere. you might be gay. and not know it. probably.
ho hum..
#1> I was and am still in "Sniper Mode"Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilRedeemed
#2> I dunno how many times SHOULD you come out the closet?
Didn't realize you had. :eye: :eye:
#3> Monkeys ehh? Hmm... that's interesting, so what say you is
the order of the day then, some over pompus ruling of the fuck up
that Mankind ultimately is? Sacrifice some virgins to a demon god
maybe? :rolleyes:
#4> I'm not Gay. Even if I were bored enough to have once looked
at a Transsexual Porn with the wife (don't ask) it doesn't make me
Gay. At the end of the day I like pussy not cock. And yes GAYS are
indeed everywhere and they're taking over everything, though I can't
figure what's worse. Homosexual agenda or Metrosexuals who blur
the fucking lines?
The world is shit anyhow, so what's the difference in the end right?
GK
nah the world is fucking awesome.
That was a harsh post you just edited. It's cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilRedeemed
why is it so hard to be a texan and not come off as a moron? i mean i knew as soon as this thread was started with the word texas in the title all the texans that would pop out would in some way or another make themselves look like doofuses. or in the case of merc the way he always looks: crazy as hell. this thread really doesn't need to be, and it's kinda obvious.
Really now? What's so awesome about it?Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilRedeemed
Nothing of any REAL importance has been done since we put men on the moon, and then did fucking nothing with it afterwards. Hell it's time for a good war to cleanse the bullshit and remind people that there's more to life than sitting at home jerkin it, getting sucked off or watching sports games and waxing over them like it's the greatest thing. Priorities are out of wack, sports & media faces get paid MAD $BLING and are lionized, but people in the civil servant fields, military soldiers, educators and more get shit for pay and hardly any respect save a few people here or there and the rest is pandering horseshit.
We've got people more dependent on someone above them, usually some sort of "Program" or another, and no one bothers to learn outside of couse of study there are attending. History may as well not exist unless Hollywood makes a movie about something... people are scared of guns for no good reason... others want those firearms out of other's hands because they don't like them... the Internet and gaming is still dependent on physical means of interactive manipulation (i.e. keyboards, mice, controllers), Simstim doesn't exist though it shouldn't be that hard to produce, rather than all of that be more V.R. and interfaces with the sensorium of the mind + VR gloves no thicker than latex gloves... no STD free "Sexaroid" type Cyborg Bang Dolls to select through for animal lust without the need for a connection... and to top it all off... THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVER CARS DAMN IT!!!!
:blow_top:
so in Joe Pecsi's voice in GoodFellas...
"Just what the fuck is so awesome about it all? TELL ME, I WANT TO KNOW?"
awesome things about the world:
1.sunsets
2.laughter
3.beautiful women
4.one's children
5.joe pecsi
6.rainbows
7.good films
8.video games
9.gays
10.anime conventions
I could go on.
I should go on.
I may just go on.
11. gays getting married :kekeke: Oh and I think 6 sucks since the gays took the rainbow.Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilRedeemed
I guess 8 out of 10 isn't bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilRedeemed
#1> Nice but after you've seen a few hundred it's overrated.Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilRedeemed
#2> I'm natrually serious & stoic, I laugh from time to time, no comment.
#3> AGREED! Nothing like hot poontang and ditzy (woman) ass.
#4> AGREED! But those kids should be raised to see the bigger picture of things instead of just going through the motions of the same lifeless ordinary and pumping out yet another generation of self absorbed fucktwits.
#5> He's great for a laugh but beyond that, NOPE... not buying it.
#6> I hate rainbows, when I was a kid I was lied to about the damn pot of gold, then I made a rainbow from the water hose on a hot summer day and realized it was crap. *From the viewpoint of a little kid it was realization of bullshit like Santa Claus and all this other horseshit we feed kids. Stop lying to them, the world would be better off.
#7> There would be no need for films if mankind hadn't stopped their forward momentum of "Frontierism" and/or continuing war to help speed along the process for new inventions and keeping the people from being complacent fuck offs.
#8> Great for a distraction but see #7
#9> I'd like to put them all on a Rocket and fire them off into space. Maybe they'd disrupt Rocket Nigger and his orgy with the Moon Bitches.
#10> Once you grow out of the Japanophile phase you realize it's all bullshit.
SORRY NOT BUYING IT!
I haven't read through this entire thread (and don't plan to), but are you being serious about thinking the world is awesome?Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilRedeemed
Edit: this is a serious question, no sarcasm or anything else involved
my list was real. only point 10 was a joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by melchia
gays are not what's awesome about the world but some are awesome and funny.
rainbows are awesome. wow. just wow.
joe pesci is sick when next to DeNiro. he's just the perfect psychopath.
and whatever. don't take me too seriously.
but seriously
yes the world is awesome. it's what you make of it that counts. you just have to look beyond mankind - at what the universe is composed of. then you may feel safe. feel that Jesus may not save but you are guaranteed a place in the grand scheme of things because when you die and your body rots, it will be nourishing the earth. that is what it is to be at one. to consume and be consumed. just make the best of it and enjoy it with those you love - do what you do for those you love - because when it's over, it's over.
:make_fac:
sorry for the way I presented my 'twisted' vision tonight. I can't be bothered to be more refined or eloquent.
Those two things can actually help children see "the bigger picture" as you said if you choose to get more out of them than "entertainment". The problem is in the people viewing/interacting with the art, not the art itself... amazing how that parallels the world/human relationship.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grizzly King
PS - Apparently, humans are landing robots on friggin Mars. Personally, I'd love to see the ocean explored in more depth (oddly, I find it more mysterious than "space"), but it can be clearly argued that frontierism is stronger than ever.
No need to be sorry, other than the fact you apologized. That's the problem today, everyone's worried about how they come across, be it PC minded or being "Eloquent"Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilRedeemed
FUCK Eloqence and Political Correctness!
that's the #1 problem overall. People need to say what they mean and do what they say. Plain & Fucking simple. But of course that would make too much sense and someone's FEELINGS would be hurt.
Fuck it!
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Originally Posted by ForeverSublime
They actually found the long rumored "giant" squid or octopus or something to that effect about a month ago. I saw it on the Daily Show though never really saw any other news about it.
Youre all a bunch of negative nancies.
And being eloquent isnt a bad thing, its having a handle on the language and wielding it capably.
Holy shit eloquence.
what's awesome about the world part 2:
11.fart noises
12.farting
13.blood
14.music
15.food
16.boog
17.getting a good night's sleep
Yeah, I heard it was the first recorded sighting of a live one. Incredible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark of the Wolves
There are so many animals living in the depths that we can't yet reach... scientists have done "profiling" of what these creatures look like based on sound recordings (they can record sounds deeper than they can explore with cameras), and some of the animals look pretty wild! I'm sure the profiles are way off, but it's still quite amazing to me.
(perfect opportunity for some MS paint action of undiscovered "homosexual" fish from off the coast of Texas)
18. Sex.
The feeling of a wet pussy around your dick.
The softness of tits if your face.
The experience of cumming from a blowjob and realizing that not a drop was spilled.
Feeling her rub your balls while your fucking her.
The flexing of her thighs as you eat her peach smelling shaven pussy
I miss Argentina :crying:
More world awesomeness:
- genetic engineering = you have no idea what's already been done kiddies ;)
- ability to call people "fag" all around the earth in seconds due to the internet
- the human body = amazing how many parts make up the whole
- the ability of a Texan to use religion to win the highest political office on the planet
- Transformers™
- Neo Geo Pocket Color and 40+ hour battery life
It's more like you're a Sassocrat and I'm a Razzuplican.Quote:
Originally Posted by D-Lite
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Originally Posted by Loopz
loopz.
no offense to you and your home, but in my entire roadtrip
the only places i really hated.
and i mean hated, was Arizona and half of California up till i got close to the coast.
i mean. really hated.
texas has bits and pieces of everything except for the bueatiful forests you
find in the Northwest and pines of the east.
out of all the places i've ever lived, texas is near the top.
I'm quoting this because it's the best thing I've read on this forum since... ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilRedeemed
After reading this article I wouldn't be so sure that all those laws were abolished.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nesagwa
Calling anything an "article" that was published by the Sherry Shriner is a trip.Quote:
Originally Posted by Qcf+lp
She has three degrees, you jealous jerk.Quote:
Originally Posted by D-Lite
That's alright man, I can deal.Quote:
Originally Posted by rarehero
I had one of the worst experiences of my life driving across Texas, so I'm pretty sure my view is similarly colored. No biggie.
Faggot is the new word for french ? :conf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Magnaflux
This thread is the apex of faggotry and homoerotic pride...in otherwords Wizkid.
I can see you're sensitive about being French. There there, there there it'll be ok.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephane
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I couldn't agree more.Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilRedeemed
The point is you can break a commandment and still go to heaven.Quote:
Originally Posted by Qcf+lp
The wrathfull god is no more and the loving one takes his place.
Doesnt mean you shouldnt TRY to at least follow some of the rules layed down, but you dont have to follow ALL of them to a T in order to see the J man.
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Originally Posted by DevilRedeemed
As A.J. said, best post ever ... talk about finding a gem.
The wrathful God is still here,and why would God lay down a bunch of rules if He didn't intend for us to follow them?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nesagwa
Even if being gay IS a sin.... then it can't be that bad of a sin.....
I'd put it in there with Drunkedness, jealousy, possibly adultry and maybe even failure to Tythe....
For Christ's sakes, it's not even against the 10 Big ones....
Not worthy of my time..
Ok, accepting for a minute that a) There is a God and b) The Old and New Testament that is currently in circulation is all gravy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Qcf+lp
Which particular parts of the bible do you take literally as instructions as how to live and ignore as 'not quite literal' instructions?
Don't get me wrong I'm no expert on what is and what isn't said in dem books, but I'm sure that it's pretty inconsistant. In fact the only real section that deals with actual 'laws' if you will, is the 10 commandments - which is pretty cool, although one would have thought that the deal about keeping the sabbath holy would have been replaced with 'do not get the gay', unless of course missing church is wayyyy badder?
edit the poster above just beat me to that point :)
The bible is a pretty cool book...
Some people that use it to promote socialism and Some people that use it to Reject socialism...
P.S.
-I'm Christian
Neither is uringating on God's chest. What a weird religion.Quote:
Originally Posted by norton9478
That sounds even more scandalous than Watergate.Quote:
Originally Posted by ForeverSublime
Why does it seem like Texas is THE stupidest state in the union?
Because those idiots talk too much
you never hear New Mexicans talking shit. They know that once they open their mouths, texans might look smarter.
That's going to be the name of my porn site. I'm trying some subliminal advertising.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins
PS - all of my posts were serious except this one. :rolleyes:
www.urinegate.com
www.urinegate.com could not be found. Please check the name and try again.Quote:
Originally Posted by ForeverSublime
:crying:
All sin is considered equal in God's eyes,it's just that He deals out different punishments depending on the sin. (Even though all sin is considered the same think about it,it wouldn't make sense to punish person a for stealing a candy bar as severly as person b for mudering someone).Quote:
Originally Posted by norton9478