PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!

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09-23-2005, 01:52 PM
TMOSteel

PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/wwn/...653720010.html

...guess painting my bathroom this weekend just ain't such a big deal...
09-23-2005, 01:54 PM
AztekNinja

IF you believe shit like that, then you deserve a bullet to the nuts.
09-23-2005, 01:56 PM
Stinky-Dinkins

Quote:

swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

Ahahahha, I'll set my clock to it.
09-23-2005, 01:58 PM
Stinky-Dinkins

Quote:

Originally Posted by AztekNinja

IF you believe shit like that, then you deserve a bullet to the nuts.

Quote:

http://tinypic.com/dxnt6u.jpg

Ahahaha. What caliber is that semi auto... .22... .25?

People who hold guns like that (to the side) crack me the fuck up. Especially if they're wearing a bright red handkerchief and a hat to match.

You may think "You don't play" but to me it looks like you play with guns and red cloth.
09-23-2005, 01:59 PM
Mike Shagohod

Quote:

Originally Posted by AztekNinja

IF you believe shit like that, then you deserve a bullet to the nuts.

:lol:

WORD.

Just gotta' live everyday like it's your last is all. Cause it might be for whatever reason.

GK
09-23-2005, 01:59 PM
melchia

Everybody run for the hills...the world is coming to an end!!! wait...
09-23-2005, 02:06 PM
SSS

Better send out a ship to build a hyper dimensional gateway to another inhabitable planet while we build the other gate in orbit around the earth. :eek_2:

Oh well, if it's true won't have to fret over gas prices anymore. :chump:
09-23-2005, 02:08 PM
Kirk Foiden

As long as that planet we go to isn't plagued with monsters and Rag Rappies and stuff. And we don't call our ships Pioneer X (where X is some number). :) :) :)

If we do, I'd worry about the crazy shoes I'd have to wear, then. :) :) :)

So when do we ship off to Ragol?
09-23-2005, 02:08 PM
Nesagwa

This sounds like an ad for the remake of "The Fog".

And it probably is, since its under the MOVIES section.
09-23-2005, 02:08 PM
gamejunkie

Hey, we should do this like Heaven's Gates! :chump:
09-23-2005, 02:15 PM
Mike Shagohod

If it is true, I'll be sure to go outside the day of the supposed event wearing my Giorgio Armani shades (be them red spectacles or normal dark), armed to the teeth ready to battle an enemy I can't kill. Light up a cigarette and enjoy it, then flip off the universe and wait to be killed.

Even at the point of dying I defy the universe and all in it can suck me. I neither bow nor kneel to anything or no one excpet GOD... only he hasn't shown up yet.

GK
09-23-2005, 02:17 PM
Nesagwa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grizzly King

If it is true, I'll be sure to go outside the day of the supposed event wearing my Giorgio Armani shades (be them red spectacles or normal dark), armed to the teeth ready to battle an enemy I can't kill. Light up a cigarette and enjoy it, then flip off the universe and wait to be killed.

Even at the point of defying the universe and all in it can suck me. I neither bow nor kneel to anything or no one excpet GOD... only he hasn't shown up yet.

GK

You cant shoot fog!
09-23-2005, 02:17 PM
BIG BEAR

Hmmm, More good news for BIG OIL
-BB
09-23-2005, 02:18 PM
Stinky-Dinkins

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nesagwa

You cant shoot fog!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...T/NESpuppy.jpg
09-23-2005, 02:20 PM
OrochiEddie

since that was an article from weekly world news you know we will be bringing elvis and alligator boy with
09-23-2005, 02:35 PM
Mike Shagohod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nesagwa

You cant shoot fog!

#1> You must have not read what I said when you quoted me.

>>> "armed to the teeth ready to battle an enemy I can't kill..."

#2> I can produce my own brand of FOG. My 15 years of IBS has manifested some of the most atrocious gas when I fart it's not even funny. Heck if I had a way to harness every fart, within 6 years I'd have a Hiroshima Yeild Nuclear Bomb. I might just kill that fog with my stubbron will power and the Biohazard Levels of my fart. Since I have to smell my flatulence (as well as loved ones) we are immune to it. Maybe the Dark Overlords of teh Universe would take their cloud back and then I'd be crowned Hero of the Age, which I would decline by pissing off everyone telling them where to go shove it, and instead to give me half a million bucks, and let me run future TNP operations against any future enemies of the USA, kill em' all and let GOD sort em' out.

#3> Well if we are to believe the Mayans, the world will end in 2012, so the FOG is wasting it's time. We'd have all been dead for 2 years already.

GK
09-23-2005, 02:39 PM
galfordo

In related news, I just farted.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1.../rosanne1f.jpg
09-23-2005, 02:43 PM
Mike Shagohod

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2...truders0mz.jpg
09-23-2005, 02:52 PM
Evil Wasabi

you can shoot anything tangible

damage is a different story.
09-23-2005, 02:55 PM
Mark of the Wolves

Is'a people gonna die?! :eek:
09-23-2005, 02:58 PM
Mike Shagohod

I damage enough trim when my thickness spreads it's velvety lips and plundges into an abyss of pure satisfaction... my meat sword slaying the hunger in a woman who wants it Barbarian ROUGH, and seeks the spunk of a Man Bear as it's good for her facial complexion.

as for fighting Space FOG, doesn't sound too fun. I'll probably just see if I can't actually hermetically seal one of my FBHQs (Fall Back Headquarters), the one in IDAHO or get a new one one possibly in Colorado, and stay there for five years before surfacing. By then come out with Gas masks and some protective clothing to see what's left.

GK
09-23-2005, 02:58 PM
SouthtownKid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins

People who hold guns like that (to the side) crack me the fuck up. Especially if they're wearing a bright red handkerchief and a hat to match.

Those are to make him visible to cars when he jogs at night, mr. quick to judge.
09-23-2005, 03:05 PM
Capt. Lurker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins

Ahahaha. What caliber is that semi auto... .22... .25?

People who hold guns like that (to the side) crack me the fuck up. Especially if they're wearing a bright red handkerchief and a hat to match.

You may think "You don't play" but to me it looks like you play with guns and red cloth.

LMAO! Isn't that the truth. :rolleyes:

It's the HOODNINJA! Watch yo back FOooo! :eek_2:
09-23-2005, 03:19 PM
sQuareh4t3r

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirk Foiden

As long as that planet we go to isn't plagued with monsters and Rag Rappies and stuff. And we don't call our ships Pioneer X (where X is some number). :) :) :)

If we do, I'd worry about the crazy shoes I'd have to wear, then. :) :) :)

So when do we ship off to Ragol?

I'm building my Stag Cutlery as we speak.
09-23-2005, 03:32 PM
Kirk Foiden

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark of the Wolves

Is'a people gonna die?! :eek:

Wow. Well played. Someone actually used a Jar Jar Binks quote, when it's actually funny.

I kind of liked the timing of this one.
09-23-2005, 03:35 PM
wookiewombat

coming soon to a theater near you
09-23-2005, 03:37 PM
sQuareh4t3r

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirk Foiden

Wow. Well played. Someone actually used a Jar Jar Binks quote, when it's actually funny.

I kind of liked the timing of this one.

Oh, FINE. I see how it is. I make another geeky reference to your original geeky reference, and I just get swept under the rug.

You and Mark of the Wolves can go off and have a Jar-Jar love-in for all I care. Go. GO!

:crying: :crying: :crying:
09-23-2005, 03:43 PM
Kirk Foiden

Quote:

Originally Posted by sQuareh4t3r

Oh, FINE. I see how it is. I make another geeky reference to your original geeky reference, and I just get swept under the rug.

You and Mark of the Wolves can go off and have a Jar-Jar love-in for all I care. Go. GO!

:crying: :crying: :crying:

Hehe. Sorry. Didn't think your quote needed a direct reply. It kind of spoke for itself. I always like the PSO stuff. :)

But in all seriousness, I just couldn't help but reply to the other quote because it turned a not so good memory, into a good one. Bad material source for a good punchline. It's a kind of irony that's so rare, you gotta take notice. Much more rare than reminiscing on good memories.
09-23-2005, 03:52 PM
sQuareh4t3r

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirk Foiden

Hehe. Sorry. Didn't think your quote needed a direct reply. It kind of spoke for itself. I always like the PSO stuff. :)

But in all seriousness, I just couldn't help but reply to the other quote because it turned a not so good memory, into a good one. Bad material source for a good punchline. It's a kind of irony that's so rare, you gotta take notice. Much more rare than reminiscing on good memories.

I'm just fucking around. My night's going to consist of finishing off a 12 pack before my roomies get home, so you're gonna have to expect some rather erratic/incomprehensible posts from my drunk ass in the next few hours. :crying:
09-23-2005, 03:54 PM
Stinky-Dinkins

Here I come from left field

Quote:

Originally Posted by sQuareh4t3r

I'm just fucking around. My night's going to consist of finishing off a 12 pack before my roomies get home, so you're gonna have to expect some rather erratic/incomprehensible posts from my drunk ass in the next few hours. :crying:

Maybe you'll fuck your roomies.
09-23-2005, 04:02 PM
sQuareh4t3r

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins

Maybe you'll fuck your roomies.

This is the least humorous thing I've ever seen you post.

I demand more of you.
09-23-2005, 04:08 PM
Stinky-Dinkins

With the way you talk to me sometimes you'd think I was Square.
09-23-2005, 04:34 PM
sQuareh4t3r

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins

With the way you talk to me sometimes you'd think I was Square.

If you were Square, you'd show up a few times a week to work looking abused and disheveled, with bruises and cuts and scrapes on your face and a few missing teeth here and there. Alarmed, everyone would demand to know what's going on.

"It's... it's nothing. I just fell down the stairs," you'd say sheepishly, not wanting to put me into any real danger. You know how I hate being exposed for what I really am.

But then one of your coworkers would notice your neck and his eyes would widen, then he'd ask "Whoa, since when did stairs use irons?" You'd forgotten all about that night I pressed the clothes iron to the soft flesh of your neck, after you'd sassed me about how Final Fantasy VII was the greatest game ever.

Not having any suitable excuse, you'd break down into tears and clutch your coat to your bosom. Everyone would have a perplexed and bewildered look on their face as you ran from the room, sobbing.

That's what would happen if you were Square.
09-23-2005, 04:42 PM
Stinky-Dinkins

I will hit you so hard that 3 in your name will turn around and become an E. The other letters will remain the same.
09-23-2005, 04:44 PM
sQuareh4t3r

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins

I will hit you so hard that 3 in your name will turn around and become an E. The other letters will remain the same.

Fair enough.

But you'll still be the one crying like my mother when it's all said and done, son.
09-23-2005, 04:47 PM
Stinky-Dinkins

Your mother crying must sound like the battle cry of a thick-handed manly man.

You don't want none of this.

*shows you the goods*

That's what I bring to the table.
09-23-2005, 04:49 PM
sQuareh4t3r

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins

Your mother crying must sound like the battle cry of a thick-handed manly man.

You don't want none of this.

*shows you the goods*

That's what I bring to the table.

You win for now, but that's only because I know how to choose my battles.

Just you wait until we're on that pioneering spacecraft. I'm gonna find you and we're gonna settle this once and for all, with plasma weapons and anti-grav shoes and hyper armor and all the things that make life worth living. Oh yes, I can hardly wait.

You're mine, Dinkins.
09-23-2005, 04:57 PM
IMTheWalrus

This is the stupidest shit ever. It's under entertainment section of yahoo. I would say that is fairly unreliable.
09-23-2005, 04:58 PM
sQuareh4t3r

Quote:

Originally Posted by IMTheWalrus

This is the stupidest shit ever. It's under entertainment section of yahoo. I would say that is fairly unreliable.

Shut up.

You'll be the first to feel the wrath of my Stag Cutlery (after I take care of Dinkins, that is).
09-23-2005, 05:05 PM
Stinky-Dinkins

Quote:

Originally Posted by sQuareh4t3r

(after I take care of Dinkins, that is).

Yeah, we'll see. Keep in mind that if I were a movie I'd be rated NC-17.

For full frontal.
09-23-2005, 05:07 PM
sQuareh4t3r

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins

Yeah, we'll see. Keep in mind that if I were a movie I'd be rated NC-17.

For full frontal.

:crying: :crying: :crying:
09-23-2005, 05:21 PM
Mark of the Wolves

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirk Foiden

Wow. Well played. Someone actually used a Jar Jar Binks quote, when it's actually funny.

I kind of liked the timing of this one.

:kekeke:

Damn the second page is straight hardcore. :drool_2:
09-23-2005, 05:22 PM
sQuareh4t3r

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark of the Wolves

:kekeke:

Damn the second page is straight hardcore. :drool_2:

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

*BBBBBRRRRZZZZTTTT* (that's the noise my Stag Cutlery makes)

Now we're light one member. Anyone else want to hop on board?
09-23-2005, 05:28 PM
Sexual Instinct

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins

I will hit you so hard that 3 in your name will turn around and become an E. The other letters will remain the same.

http://tinypic.com/dxnt6u.jpg
09-23-2005, 05:29 PM
sQuareh4t3r

Quote:

Originally Posted by genjiglove

http://tinypic.com/dxnt6u.jpg

Oh, snap. :crying:
09-23-2005, 05:33 PM
Stinky-Dinkins

Ahahahaha.

He's sitting in a gazebo. We gots niggas in the gazebos boss.

I know for a fact that he does play.
09-23-2005, 05:49 PM
sQuareh4t3r

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins

Ahahahaha.

He's sitting in a gazebo. We gots niggas in the gazebos boss.

I know for a fact that he does play.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...y/05723a44.gif

That's the face Dinkins makes when I walk in the door, people. He's like putty in my hands.
09-23-2005, 05:52 PM
Sexual Instinct

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...y/05723a44.gif

I just stoled some of squarehaters bandwidth.
09-23-2005, 05:55 PM
sQuareh4t3r

Quote:

Originally Posted by genjiglove

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...y/05723a44.gif

I just stoled some of squarehaters bandwidth.

BITCH.

...I love you. :crying:
09-23-2005, 06:04 PM
Sexual Instinct

Quote:

Originally Posted by sQuareh4t3r

BITCH.

...I love you. :crying:

SHIT.

SHIT.

AH SHIT.

SHIT.

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