Ground floor opportunity for a few experienced online game developers possible partnerships, and/or stock compensation available. Inquiries should be directed to RioGames - EOE
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Ground floor opportunity for a few experienced online game developers possible partnerships, and/or stock compensation available. Inquiries should be directed to RioGames - EOE
I'm totally lost. More info please.
One time I made a game in Maxis Click And Play. Well, okay, I didn't make it, but I watched a friend make it. Actually I only watched him play a game made with Click And Play. So, give me the job.
I'm looking for a game developer, primarily for a new niche for online gambling. But first things first, if you know how to design/program the games, with some specifications I need then we can get more detailed.
HEY IF I AM A DEVELOPER CAN I BE LIKE THIS GUY AND BE THE 12TH RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD??????????????????????????
http://suzansworld.com/bilder/balmer_developers.jpg
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS !!
Ah well that wouldn't be me then.
Does looking at online porn count?
Actually I think I can do it. I'm 1337. I can use sub7 and control computers. I know how to phish too. Also I use IRC instead of AIM so I'm a super hacker.
Pls hire me.
ahahahhahaQuote:
Originally Posted by DanAdamKOF
geezes that guy just sweat half his body weight.Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAdamKOF
Too bad you can't read...Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAdamKOF
WELL THAT WASN'T IN THE FUCKING JOB DESCRIPTION, WAS IT, NOOB?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Riogames
OMFG 133t!
No it wasn't, oops this noob forgot to add it...Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAdamKOF
So you got any fucking skill to demonstrate?? You wanna fucking learn more?? You wanna fucking earn?? or do you just wanna fucking fuhgetaboutit??
How about you name me the following:Quote:
Originally Posted by Riogames
What is Terry's Last Name?
What year was the Neo Geo released?
How many Samurai Shodown games were released?
Are you some faggoty spammer who is employed by a shitty company whose software installs spyware and is advertised on late-night TV? (oh wait I think we know that one)
Bobak, please?
lolz - Balmer looks like the white version of Sug Knight in that pic. Maybe extorted his way to the top. :kekeke:Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAdamKOF
Who's Terry?Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAdamKOF
Neo Geo, um sometime ago when I was a kid.
Samurai Shodown, never heard of it...
Faggoty spammer? If I am I hope my wife doesn't find out!!! Shitty company? They all are when you're working for someone else!!!
Bobak...Great site, I'll be in touch...hell I may even try your products out in one of my restaurants!!!
No Dumcough, I was refered here by a friend of mine, who told me it would probably be like this...
Kind of dissappointing...although it is entertaining.
You didn't help your case AT ALL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Riogames
Well, your next step is to post in General Discussion asking for ROM links. C'mon, hop to it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Riogames
I might add you failed to notice that "bobak" posted in this thread.
I might also add that you fail at German.
Oh, let me guess, your "friend" is someone in Tampa who regularly posts links here for outrageous free offers...
Hmmm, no not German...This thing is all over the road, eh? Well, hey guys er, uh gals...I'm obviously a "noob" or "newbie", so being that I don't even know exactly what a ROM is, you got me! But, I know your interested so cut the crap and step up a level, eh? You got a suggestion where we can disscuss this in a more private setting?Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAdamKOF
By-the-way, no shit Bobak posted in this, how the f%#k you think I saw the website, jabroni?Quote:
Originally Posted by Riogames
I think I'll take a nice +1 before the move.
In private? You obviously are unaware that here at Neo-Geo.com, we conduct our flame wars in public. My picture is here, my age is here, my FAQ is here, so have at me! It'll be fun.
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Originally Posted by Riogames
My place. Be there at 10. Don't forget to wear pigtails.
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Originally Posted by Riogames
Get a Life, Fag !
OK, when Stephane flames you, and even uses a derogatory slur towards homosexuals, you know this thread has turned south.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephane
Stephown3d! :kekeke:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephane
get a life, FROGQuote:
Originally Posted by Stephane
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Originally Posted by Stephane
Get a life Frog! :kekeke:
EDIT: lol @ 2:44Pm replies!
you enjoy to be in the KKK ?Quote:
Originally Posted by kaos
:conf:
your fake account is unfunny, more unfunny than me, you can imagine how sad is your lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by Riogames
:crying:
http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/profil...=ignore&u=4619Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephane
C'est très facile.
Can I watch? Yeah I'm a voyeur.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magnaflux
Oh yeah that friend of mine was right, a bunch of immature self centered clowns...okay, you got the name calling, you got the "inside" jokes, it's all there...You obviously got some intellegence here...but what a waste of talent. Where should I look to find someone serious?
A lot of people here are serious. It's just weird for you to come here with no real knowledge of the Neo looking for people to develope games?Quote:
Originally Posted by Riogames
i wonder if after he hires you will he just taunt the hell outa you 24/7.
What, YOU THINK YOU CAN EAT THIS DONUT?! DO YOU!???????
Wow, U THINK YOU CAN DRAW!? HUH!? U CANT DRAW! I DARE U TO DRAW!
YA RIGHT! U THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME ON!>>>? JUST TRY IT! *tears off shirt*
i think i would be scared to work for him. :crying:
www.gamefaqs.comQuote:
Originally Posted by Riogames
MUST... resist... URGE... to... post... tubgirl... LINK...Quote:
Originally Posted by Riogames
Folks, this person here went to bobak.com when I merely mentioned the member here. Surely he speaks with wisdom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Riogames
Edit: I can vouch for tubgirl. Well-written programs that work across a variety of platforms. What's their link again? I think google has it.
Oh, is this your friend? http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/member.php?userid=11597
Mark, Believe me I know...I have to start somewhere though. I'm aware of the BS that floats everywhere. I'm not hugely knoweledgable about this crap but, I do have a need. Just taking the same beating I would dole out to an outsider on my forum...I'm patient, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark of the Wolves
Come on, we can't be that bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Riogames
G-Russ?
If you don't play nice, you'll end up in the toolshed. :kekeke:
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Originally Posted by Magnaflux
Excellento, grazie!!!
Okay, okay- here's where you should go to find "serious" folks. No foolies.
Try http://www.shoryuken.com/
If you can dodge the gunfire from the drivebys, you should be able to find a great programmer over there.
Holla.
LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Shady
I've been avoiding this thread like crazy, but it kept getting bumped to the top.
LMFAO.Quote:
Originally Posted by Riogames
Have we been on SomethingAwful.com's Weekend Web before? No.
Has GameFAQs.com been on SomethingAwful.com's Weekend Web before? YES, INDEED!!
Good luck with the 12-year-olds that get shunned by D&D nerds.
Okay, as soon as I get back from the hospital, HUGE HEADACHE!!! FeelGood, that was some of the funniest shit I've read in a while!!!! MagnaFlux, only if I can wear a thong too!!! No, really thnx people, I do appreciate the info. ~Bueno Fortuna
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