The girl of my Dreams

Well as my some of you know I am currently in Japan. I have been here for about a month so far. I can tell you that I have met the girl of my dreams. I am 22 years old and she is 18 and still in highschool. We have been going out for about 3 weeks. She writes me love letters while she's in school and when we meet after school and on the weekends we have the greatest time.

This is more of a post for the guys of neogeo.com who reside in Japan, particularily in Tokyo. I want to show this girl the time of her life. On Sunday we are going to Sakuragicho in Yokohama. If any of you japanese member have any good idea on where else I can take her that would be really great. Someplace really romantic or special. We have mostly just gone out in the Shinjuku/Shibuya Area. I am really interested in hearing what you guys have to say.

high school girls are a pain in the ass.

I agree. Highschool people suck.

Picture ~~~~~ :drool:

Japanese girl are only good looking when they're younger. Once they hit 30 they get run down looking quickly.

Capsule Motels are nice and cheap,you can't go wrong.

....unless either you or she is a claustophobic.

BIG-

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Originally Posted by Bigp0ppaLarge

....unless either you or she is a claustophobic.

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or fat :emb:

r u otaku? if so maybe u can go somewhere to anime or something?

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Originally Posted by FatGuy

or fat :emb:

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...or both:mad:

BIG-

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Originally Posted by FeelGood

r u otaku? if so maybe u can go somewhere to anime or something?

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:make_fac:

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Originally Posted by GunstarHero

high school girls are a pain in the ass.

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Maybe a couple weeks ago I would have agreed with you. When we first met she told me she was incredibly busy. She was in school plus she is on the basketball team and we could barely meet but recently she has started to skip practise or leave early which I told her she didn't have to do. I mean lets face it, most of the girls my age I have met in Japan are a pain in the ass. They have been so screwed over by foreign guys that they don't trust me worth crap. At least with the highschool girl we have a good relationship because we both trust each other and we have a great time.

and for the record I'm looking for good places to go for a date, not for a good fuck. I already know good places for that
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Originally Posted by FeelGood

r u otaku? if so maybe u can go somewhere to anime or something?

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I googled otaku since I had no idea what it means and found
this. Funny stuff.

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Originally Posted by kobylka68

Maybe a couple weeks ago I would have agreed with you. When we first met she told me she was incredibly busy. She was in school plus she is on the basketball team and we could barely meet but recently she has started to skip practise or leave early which I told her she didn't have to do. I mean lets face it, most of the girls my age I have met in Japan are a pain in the ass. They have been so screwed over by foreign guys that they don't trust me worth crap. At least with the highschool girl we have a good relationship because we both trust each other and we have a great time.

and for the record I'm looking for good places to go for a date, not for a good fuck. I already know good places for that
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Why do you make her ruin her dreams of a basketball career? Why?

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Originally Posted by Nesagwa

Why do you make her ruin her dreams of a basketball career? Why?

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also i put together a word search:

lololol
lololol
otaku
lololol
lololol

see how many words you can find!

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Originally Posted by Nesagwa

Why do you make her ruin her dreams of a basketball career? Why?

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I really am not otaku. Neither of us are. We're more interested in sports and the outdors.

My goal in life is to ruin everyone's dreams. That way everyone can feel just like me. HAHAHA!!!
But seriously, she plays more basketball now, her season ends in a couple weeks so I just told her to finish it off. After that she will have lots of free time so I want to do lots of stuff with her.

Congrats on finding your Japanese Cutey Honey bro. *Just take her to Himeijii Castle and show her the room where Takezo was tricked into going into, and of which he came out the legendary Miyamoto Musashi. Then rent a limo and have the guy drive around Tokyo while the two of your fornicate into the night, stick your head out the sun roof while you do her doggy style. ;)

...I dated Senior High once, I was 21 she was 18. "Ummm sweet times indeed". But are you sure you're ready to take that plunge? You planning on staying in Japan or going back to Canada? Would she go with you back to Maple Leaf Land? ---And no I'm not being condesending either, I'm actually happy for you. Just hope you know what you're getting into {other than some JPN Pussy} I mean.

MERCENARY X99

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"America... FUCK YEAH! Comin' again to save the
motherfuckin' day, yeah. America... FUCK YEAH!

Freedom is the only way, yeah. Terrorist your game is
through cause now you've got to answer to... AMERICA!
FUCK YEAH!

So lick my butt and suck on my balls! AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
What are you gonna' do when we come for you now? It's the
dream that we all share, it's the Hope for tomorrow,
FUCK YEAH!

MacDonalds... {FUCK YEAH!} WAL-MART... {FUCK YEAH!}
The Gap... {FUCK YEAH!} Baseball... {FUCK YEAH!}
NFL... {FUCK YEAH!} Rock N' Roll... {FUCK YEAH!}
The Internet... {FUCK YEAH!} Slavery... {FUCK YEAH!}

AMERICA... FUCK YEAH, So lick my butt & suck on my balls!
FUCK YEAH!"

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Originally Posted by kobylka68

I mean lets face it, most of the girls my age I have met in Japan are a pain in the ass. They have been so screwed over by foreign guys that they don't trust me worth crap. At least with the highschool girl we have a good relationship because we both trust each other and we have a great time.

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This sounds like something Shito would say when he's being interogated by the Interpol...

BIG-

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Originally Posted by Bigp0ppaLarge

This sounds like something Shito would say when he's being interogated by the Interpol...

BIG-

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:lol:

*now that shit was funnay!

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Originally Posted by Mercenary X99

Congrats on finding your Japanese Cutey Honey bro. *Just take her to Himeijii Castle and show her the room where Takezo was tricked into going into, and of which he came out the legendary Miyamoto Musashi. Then rent a limo and have the guy drive around Tokyo while the two of your fornicate into the night, stick your head out the sun roof while you do her doggy style. ;)

...I dated Senior High once, I was 21 she was 18. "Ummm sweet times indeed". But are you sure you're ready to take that plunge? You planning on staying in Japan or going back to Canada? Would she go with you back to Maple Leaf Land? ---And no I'm not being condesending either, I'm actually happy for you. Just hope you know what you're getting into {other than some JPN Pussy} I mean.

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Well she knows I have one year of University left and then I plan on returning to Japanj so she said she would wait for me. I mean we discussed it and neither of us see this as just a 2 month fling. We actually want to make something of this. She's really interested in coming to Canada as well once she graduates High school. She's been reading many books on Canada and has started to save her money. I think this has "relationship" written all over it.

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Originally Posted by Mercenary X99

Just take her to Himeijii Castle and show her the room where Takezo was tricked into going into, and of which he came out the legendary Miyamoto Musashi.

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i thought he went in their willingly because he was basically a beaten man by that point.

and is that a girl taking a piss and/or shitting while playing a gba? tell me quick cuz fatguy is gonna be home soon and i want to get this sock back in his sock drawer b4 he gets home.

thx.

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Originally Posted by Bigp0ppaLarge

This sounds like something Shito would say when he's being interogated by the Interpol...

BIG-

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"Come on she told me she was 35. "

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Originally Posted by kobylka68

"Come on she told me she was 35. "

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First of all, have her shave her pussy and leave a small landing strip. Start spreading the word in Japan that hair is meant for cavemen and Nesgawas, not for women. Japanese ladies are a fuzzy sort.

How much free time are you talking about here? An afternoon, or like a weekend? If you have the time, and since you both like the outdoors, maybe a train ride to the (reletive) countryside for a hike or something? Do you have a car? Sometiomes just driving around can be fun, except you got to take into account all the toll roads and the price of gas there. What kind of money situation are you in? There was a place in Tokyo where you could actually row a boat on a lake, but I forget the name of it... was already more than a decade ago (feeling old now).

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Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins

First of all, have her shave her pussy and leave a small landing strip. Start spreading the word in Japan that hair is meant for cavemen and Nesgawas, not for women. Japanese ladies are a fuzzy sort.

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Dont hate on the fuzz bitch.

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Originally Posted by FeelGood

i thought he went in their willingly because he was basically a beaten man by that point.

and is that a girl taking a piss and/or shitting while playing a gba? tell me quick cuz fatguy is gonna be home soon and i want to get this sock back in his sock drawer b4 he gets home.

thx.

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Well from the books and the motion picture with Toshiro Mifune playing the part, Takuan the priest/monk led him to Himeijii Castle and he went willingly as everyone had wanted him dead, and Otsu had let him down from where he was hung from a tree to die a slow death. He went to the Castle Willingly but had no idea Takuan was going to trap him in the room with all the books and shit to give him Couth & Pride. When he emerges, his mind has transformed, then began his physical training... then he walked into legend offing Sasaki Kojiro and his "Drying Pole".

But who knows how it really went down?

MERCENARY X99

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Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins

First of all, have her shave her pussy and leave a small landing strip. Start spreading the word in Japan that hair is meant for cavemen and Nesgawas, not for women. Japanese ladies are a fuzzy sort.

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I don't like the landing strip. Either shave it all off or leave it all there.

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Originally Posted by FatGuy

I don't like the landing strip. Either shave it all off or leave it all there.

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Fats love tEh Bush..:eek:

No Cheney?!

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Landing Strips are nice when you want to see if you can send a salvo of your love gravy right onto the thin patch of hair... more often than not you'll overshoot and have to re-approach the glide path.

Jungle Fighting is fun to, just not when you're down south and it's all up in your teeth, and from what I've seen of enough JPN A.V. Porn online, man half the chicks in Japan just need to shave it all off, then you're PIMP JUICE skids right off of her and hits her in the chest. Or you could just forgo all of that and Bukkakke proper.

MERC X99

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Originally Posted by FatGuy

I don't like the landing strip. Either shave it all off or leave it all there.

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Leave it all there?!? You're spiraling out of control. I'm not a big fan of pubes in my throat, plus it looks like roadkill sometimes so I stand sternly against jungle-bush.

I actually prefer completely shaved most of the time too, but for some reason I dig the Asian bitches with either the landing strip or the Hitler.

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Originally Posted by kobylka68

I can tell you that I have met the girl of my dreams.

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Some advice:

If you want a lasting and HONEST relationship you should be open to the idea of her being less than perfect. Try to treat her socially like you'd treat anyone else. Don't MAKE her be the dream girl. Be happy if you're happy. Just because you're happy now doesn't mean you'll be happy later. You have to take what comes as it comes. If she's really the right person for you, time will tell. Don't leave yourself vulnerable so early on. A young girl like that will not be too solid with what she wants in life.

Good luck and have fun.

Oh shit, I forgot to ask... does she let you travel the dirt road or is she strictly a main road kind of girl? Even if you're not into the balloon knot you should at least bring it up during sex to gauge her level of interest in you.

If she really dug you she wouldn't resist your attempted buttsex.



PS: You know what else you should do? You should wait until something she says bothers you (give it a few months and practically every fucking thing she says will bother you) and smack her around a little bit. I'm talking light open-handed taps to the face and neck, nothing too brutal. If she stays with you she's a keeper.

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Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins

Oh shit, I forgot to ask... does she let you travel the dirt road or is she strictly a main road kind of girl? Even if you're not into the balloon knot you should at least bring it up during sex to gauge her level of interest in you.

If she really dug you she wouldn't resist your attempted buttsex.



PS: You know what else you should do? You should wait until something she says bothers you (give it a few months and practically every fucking thing she says will bother you) and smack her around a little bit. I'm talking light open-handed taps to the face and neck, nothing too brutal. If she stays with you she's a keeper.

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**Yes chicks dig the ROCCO way of love making!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"TAU Baaaby you're wanderful... Yor so perfect baby!" {SMACK!}

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Where the fuck is Steve?

He should be "on call" for threads like these...

Anyway, if you want to try and surprise her (and money isn't as big of an issue...). I think you should find out what kind of fine arts she's into (like ballet, opera, theater [western or Kabuki/no/etc], symphony) and try and get tickets (this may be very hard to do, I imagine in a megapolis like Tokyo would be very hard to get tickets for a reasonable amount (although universities and music schools often have very good shows for much cheaper). Take her to a nice dinner and then to a show.

However, since its short notice you're probably going to have to try something else. If I tried that here in Minneapolis (a moderately priced American city) I'd be paying somewhere in the range of $200 for the evening -and you may not be ready to pay the exceptionally high Tokyo equivalent of that amount.

Why not try and find a really romantic park (like that lake the other poster was talking about) that's near a place you can have either a fancy dinner or interesting eatery if you'd prefer something more casual.

Dancing never hurts. If you can work in dancing it's usually a sure fire way to look very impressive to most women.

With that said, I have a feeling I aim at different types of women than most people on this forum.

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Originally Posted by Bobak

With that said, I have a feeling I aim at different types of women than most people on this forum.

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You don't like "the path less traveled"?

Is that guy trying to impress everyone or make people envious or sommin, lol grow up, its like some kid with a new PowerZord braggin to his mates about how cool it is ...
stop the self indulgence

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Originally Posted by Bobak

I have a feeling I aim at different types of women than most people on this forum.

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Clearly a bukkake reference.

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Originally Posted by Bobak

With that said, I have a feeling I aim at different types of women than most people on this forum.

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Since even "Nice" girls today seem to be in a Whore's Uniform it's hard to not want to just take a chick out on a date, and by the night's end want to take her to some dark secluded alley and fuck her up against a wall... or go into a toilet stall and she sits down and sucks your cock and you bust in her face, then piss all over her and be like:

"Damn girl I fackin' LOVE YOU! Yeah, yeah... I kinda' got carried away with the pee pee, sorry bout that. Oh don't cry. Girl let's go get you some shoes or something."

Then the bitch is all happy. Date two happens and you pop out her "O" Ring and piss down her gaping asshole and be like: "...but I am ROMANTIC, I bought you shoes and took you to dinner. You were born to take a load right? I mean when I met you at the club you was all skeezed out. Well shit I'm sorry." SHE LOOKS UP... THEN YOU SLAP HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR COCK!

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...okay not really, but shit man. These days it's hard to tell the difference Bobak. I see where you were going with your example though. Romance over just out and out fuckin'... but the Slutney's of the world have warped man's brains {even the ones who won't admit it} and chicks today watch porn {especially the quiet ones} and expect every dude to be hung like a horse and shit, but then can't handle the XXXXXXTREME when it's a dude going Von Ryan's Express on her ass and diggin' tunnels in it.

MERCENARY X99

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Originally Posted by SNZero

a new PowerZord braggin to his mates

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If I had a powerzord I'd be doing more than bragging to my mates.

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Originally Posted by Mercenary X99

Since even "Nice" girls today seem to be in a Whore's Uniform it's hard to not want to just take a chick out on a date, and by the night's end want to take her to some dark secluded alley and fuck her up against a wall... or go into a toilet stall and she sits down and sucks your cock and you bust in her face, then piss all over her and be like:

"Damn girl I fackin' LOVE YOU! Yeah, yeah... I kinda' got carried away with the pee pee, sorry bout that. Oh don't cry. Girl let's go get you some shoes or something."

Then the bitch is all happy. Date two happens and you pop out her "O" Ring and piss down her gaping asshole and be like: "...but I am ROMANTIC, I bought you shoes and took you to dinner. You were born to take a load right? I mean when I met you at the club you was all skeezed out. Well shit I'm sorry." SHE LOOKS UP... THEN YOU SLAP HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR COCK!

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...okay not really, but shit man. These days it's hard to tell the difference Bobak. I see where you were going with your example though. Romance over just out and out fuckin'... but the Slutney's of the world have warped man's brains {even the ones who won't admit it} and chicks today watch porn {especially the quiet ones} and expect every dude to be hung like a horse and shit, but then can't handle the XXXXXXTREME when it's a dude going Von Ryan's Express on her ass and diggin' tunnels in it.

MERCENARY X99

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mmmm'kay... :spock:

;) :D

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Originally Posted by Bobak

mmmm'kay... :spock:

;) :D

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"That's right... I take dem hos and
show em' who's boss. I got teh flavor
and I got teh POWER ROD! Kid Dynomite
in they ass! First you choke teh HO, then
you let her know... a master cocksman is
to be worshipped, and we she don't get
her knees dirty upon my arrival, I'll make
her suck my whole dirty foot to!"

:lol:

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Originally Posted by Mercenary X99

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"That's right... I take dem hos and
show em' who's boss. I got teh flavor
and I got teh POWER ROD! Kid Dynomite
in they ass! First you choke teh HO, then
you let her know... a master cocksman is
to be worshipped, and we she don't get
her knees dirty upon my arrival, I'll make
her suck my whole dirty foot to!"

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OMG, too good!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Obviously this'll end in murder.

And bukkakke.

I now bestow upon you the honorary rank of Canadian Steve.

May God bless you in your Japanese schoolgirl adventures.

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Originally Posted by kobylka68

Well as my some of you know I am currently in Japan. I have been here for about a month so far. I can tell you that I have met the girl of my dreams. I am 22 years old and she is 18 and still in highschool. We have been going out for about 3 weeks. She writes me love letters while she's in school and when we meet after school and on the weekends we have the greatest time.

This is more of a post for the guys of neogeo.com who reside in Japan, particularily in Tokyo. I want to show this girl the time of her life. On Sunday we are going to Sakuragicho in Yokohama. If any of you japanese member have any good idea on where else I can take her that would be really great. Someplace really romantic or special. We have mostly just gone out in the Shinjuku/Shibuya Area. I am really interested in hearing what you guys have to say.

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If the red river flows, then take the dirt path.

That is all.

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Originally Posted by galfordo

If the red river flows, then take the dirt path.

That is all.

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I understand the sexual innuendo but other than that the saying makes absolutely no sense.


None Galfordo. God bless you, none at all.

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Originally Posted by galfordo

If the red river flows, then take the dirt path.

That is all.

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lol

the monthly flood cometh

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I now bestow upon you the honorary rank of Canadian Shit0.

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Fixed :D

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Originally Posted by kobylka68

Well as my some of you know I am currently in Japan. I have been here for about a month so far. I can tell you that I have met the girl of my dreams. I am 22 years old and she is 18 and still in highschool. We have been going out for about 3 weeks. She writes me love letters while she's in school and when we meet after school and on the weekends we have the greatest time.

This is more of a post for the guys of neogeo.com who reside in Japan, particularily in Tokyo. I want to show this girl the time of her life. On Sunday we are going to Sakuragicho in Yokohama. If any of you japanese member have any good idea on where else I can take her that would be really great. Someplace really romantic or special. We have mostly just gone out in the Shinjuku/Shibuya Area. I am really interested in hearing what you guys have to say.

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I'm happy for you my Canadian brother, but I would not have advised posting about this here. You may get a serious response or two, but to expect anything more than that would be unreasonable. You must have known Stinky would read this. I see several more pages of juvenile responses in this thread's future.. ;)

Anyway, it sounds like you've got things under control. Just take her where you feel is right. Ask her where she would like to go, after all.. if she's from Tokyo she should have a better idea than you, right? If you ever stop by the Ginza district, you could always take her to my in-laws family restaraunt.

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Originally Posted by kobylka68

Well she knows I have one year of University left and then I plan on returning to Japanj so she said she would wait for me. I mean we discussed it and neither of us see this as just a 2 month fling. We actually want to make something of this. She's really interested in coming to Canada as well once she graduates High school. She's been reading many books on Canada and has started to save her money. I think this has "relationship" written all over it.

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Dude, no offense, but you basically JUST met her. Relationship is fine, but man, the way you are talking it's like you have marriage plans!

Either way, congrats and whatever you do, I hope you have a good time. ;)