DodgeBall Is Evil, Ban It!

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Taking Aim at Dodge Ball
Experts Say It's Too Violent, But Some Kids Love It
-The Associated Press


M E D I N A, Ohio, June 7 — While educators in several states fight to have it banned, "dodge ball" is more popular than ever at one Ohio school, where kids delight in bouncing balls off each others' heads.

I do not recall headshots being mandatory in this game.


About 40 students at A.I. Root Middle School have formed a club in honor of the playground game that has been forbidden in Florida, Texas and other states.
"Oh yeah, it's just a gentle kids' game," principal Tom McKenna sarcastically told The (Cleveland) Plain Dealer as he watched some of his students take aim.

School is supposed to prepare people for real life. Sometimes real life hurts. Deal with it.

‘Litigation Waiting to Happen’

In a recent article titled "The Physical Education Hall of Shame" and published in a teaching journal, Neil Williams, a physical education professor at Eastern Connecticut University, criticized the merits of dodge ball, which also is called sniper, bombardment and war ball.

Sure, try and make it more militant sounding so you can reach people on an emotional level, where reason, logic, and intellect do not hold sway. <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0">

"Generally speaking, the game is a litigation waiting to happen," he wrote.

Why not just say that your pansy-ass is afraid of getting sued?

In the game, kids split into teams and throw the ball at the other side. If you're hit by the ball, you're out.

Dear Gawd, so THAT is how it is played. No wonder my P.E. teacher was always yelling at me. <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">

The National Association for Sport and Physical Education, which represents more than 18,000 gym teachers and physical education professors, no longer advocates dodge ball.

Oh shit, we are in for it now. Pretty soon we will hear about incidents of S.W.A.T. Teams being called in to break up games of this illicit sport. <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">

Paula Keyes Kun, a spokeswoman for the Virginia-based education association, said dodge ball does not belong in gym classes any more than comic books belong in English classes.

Gawd forbid our kids should actually get some exercise and learn how competition works.

She said the game encourages the strong to pick on the weak.

Guess how the real world works! You planning on raising these kids in a box where the real world cannot get at them? <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">


For Some Kids, It's a Way to Socialize

Cindy Meyer, a physical educator at Onaway Elementary School in Shaker Heights, described the activity as "totally inappropriate — the kind of game we need to get out of the schools."

"It devalues a person. You don't throw things at people," she told the paper.

You do when you play DodgeBall. No wonder you always got picked last in gym class, you ditz.

Meyer, a gym teacher for 28 years, said some schools have tried to use softer balls and allow players who are hit to stay in the game.

Yeah, teach them that you win even when you lose, this will serve them well later in life. <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0">

"It appears to be fun," she said. "But there are too many other good things to do."

Like playing DodgeBall with a SPIKED ball! <IMG SRC="smilies/drool2.gif" border="0">

For seventh-grader Erik Steidl, there couldn't be anything better.

"Get out! It's just a game you don't have to be very good at to play and have fun," he said. "It's so sweet."

Damn right kid! You tell them to keep their hands off of DodgeBall. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

Dodge ball is not played in gym class at Root, and school officials monitor games. Students help by organizing and officiating themselves.

"It is more of a way to socialize for many of these kids, all of whom find their own way here to participate and many of whom have other after-school obligations," McKenna said.

Another case of people with too much education and too little common sense ruining an enjoyable past-time for everyone. <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0">
 

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<IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0"> Sheeit, this is so pathetic. This makes me think of something I heard a few weeks back, where some people were trying to get kickball removed from schools too. They say, or so I heard, that a game like kickball could hurt a child's "fragile ego" if said child is picked last for a team, or not picked at all. Further, they were worried about things like this hurting a kid's self-esteem and destroying their confidence if the kid wasn't good at the sport, or, like mentioned earlier, got picked last for a team.

Anybody remember that episode of The Simpsons where Homer went to work for this guy named Scorpio, and so the whole family moved to a different town? And where Bart got put in a special ed class where the kids had to use circular paper so they couldn't cut themselves on the edges of normal paper? Well, remember when he and the other kids played musical chairs? There were like 7 kids, and 15 chairs, and when the music stopped they all found chairs and the teacher had them all clapping and saying how they were all winners. Sad thing is, what the writers of that show use as a source of a joke, there's stupidasses out there that want things that way in real life!

Some people should just go live in a gawddamn bubble, keep their foolish ideas of an "ideal utopian society" to themselves, and never emerge from the bubble since reality is obviously too harsh for them...
 

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That was a good Simpsons episode. That kinda shit goin on in schools today makes me glad I joined the service vice college. Those pointy-headed ivory tower types aggrivate me, all that education and no common sense.
I owe both of you 6-packs
 

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Damn liberals, when I was back in school everyone loved dodgeball. Even the weaker kids loved it. Oh well...
 

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Great, this is one more example of how society is now taught that teamwork/cooperation is an irrelevant thing to learn and that we should all be able to do everything on our own because if not our feelings might be hurt. What a fucking waste of time. I don't hate liberals, but what I hate is that the more zealous members of the democratic party spend their ENTIRE FUCKING CAREERS talking about what's bad and wrong about society just because it conflicts with their uninformed over-emotional views in an attempt to get attention for themselves instead of trying to actually do somethin positive (be it legislation or what not) to benefit the nation as a hole.

You know what will happen if dodge ball is banned across the nation?

Kids will have no place to vent any kind of pent up stress/frustration/anger built up from the rest of a standard school day. School shootings and other acts of wanton violence will increase, and instead of just admitting that they were wrong these same idiots will try to ban whatever OTHER thing children have fun doing at the moment.

"It appears to be fun," she said. "But there are too many other good things to do."

Damn straight there are other good things to do! My junior year of high school one time our gym teacher had to leave for twenty minutes or something to goto a meeting, so we pulled out the wrestling mats and played 'Kumite' instead of 'Dodgeball'. <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

"Generally speaking, the game is a litigation waiting to happen," he wrote.

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They also talk about picking on the weaker kids. I recall it being the other way around. The best athletes on the other team were also the biggest threats at taking anyone on OUR team out, so we always went for them first. <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">
 

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This pisses me of to the point where I can't even coherently discuss it. <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">

Honestly, by this time next year we'll hearing about how some states want to ban sleep because it causes cancer or something. <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">
 

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Odd how this new story happens around the same day the GBA game is released, is it not?

Something is going down!
 

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Typical fucking political whining and bullshit.

I'm not laughing or crying... I'm fuming. <IMG SRC="smilies/veryangry.gif" border="0">

I loved dodgeball in high school, and detest the idea of some Draconians banning it. If you're going to ban dodgeball- you better get rid of football also. No one has gotten hurt in a game of dodgeball that I know of. Yet there have been PLENTY of football injuries.

As for players being kicked out of the game- usually a game of dodgeball ends pretty fast. Those who were kicked out of a previous game for eating rubber can then come back at the start of the next. If you get hit by the ball, it's your own damn fault- but you will be back. It's not like taking a test where you don't have a second chance. If they're banning dodgeball, perhaps they should ban tests and final exams as well. <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> Dodgeball is an allegory for the real world.

Dodgeball is about teamwork. In one variation called "Doctor Dodgeball", one of the players is designated as "Doctor". If you are hit by a ball, you are "stunned" (must stand there). That means it's the Doctor's job to come bring you back. If the Doctor is hit, he's out of the game- meaning that all the players on his team had better watch his back. Cries of "GET THE DOCTOR!" ring out from his opponents whenever a Doctor runs to help a stunned teammate. Games of this version are usually a little longer.

Certain Democratic Party members are giving that party a bad name in my eyes. I think they're the NFD party (Nannies & Fuddy Duddies). What the hell do they want, a dancing class instead of traditional PE? <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0">
 

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DODGE BALL WAS THE ONLY GAME I PLAYED IN PE, ASIDE FROM A LITTLE HOCKEY OR SOCCER.......

I REMEMBER HOCKEY GETTING TO THE STAGE WHERE ME AND MY "OPPONENT" WERE TOLD WE WERENT ALLOWED TO PLAY ANYMORE FOR FEAR WED KILL EACH OTHER (IT WAS 1 ON 1) NOW I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT, BECAUSE IT WAS A CRICKET BALL THAT WAS BEING USED AND WE WERE BELTING IT AND THE STICKS ABOUT VERY VIOLENTLY(PRACTICALLY SOFT CONCRETE BALL)

BUT DODGE BALL?
I MEAN SERIOUSLY, THATS RIDICULOUS, SURE I COULD NEVER HIT ANYONE TO SAVE MY LIFE, BUT I COULD CATCH THE BALL AND HAD ALOT OF FUN "TRYING" TO HIT SOMEONE, WHEN MY WHOLE TEAM WAS OUT........
AH THE GOOD OLD DAYS, ME IN THERE FOR 20 MINS CATCHING THE 2 DODGE BALLS ALONE AND HITTING NO-ONE!

YAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAA I REALLY LIKE THAT GAME =)

........I WONDER WHAT KIDS WILL HAVE TO DO AFTER THIS IS BANNED?
PAINT TAGS, BLOW UP LETTER BOXES, RAPE GIRLS AT TRAIN STATIONS, GET INTO FIGHTS, TAKE DRUGS IN THEIR GARAGE?

I MEAN, THE WAY THINGS ARE, A DODGEBALL PLAYER COULD GET MABY 10 YEARS PRISON, WHILST A RAPIST GET A SLAP ON THE WRIST.......
(OKAY IM EXAGERATING, BUT IF THEY CAN SUCCESFULLY BAN IT AND PEOPLE KEEP PLAYING IT, I CAN SEE SOMETHING DUMB LIKE THIS HAPPENING)

HEH, GOES TO SHOW YOU WHAT UNIVERSITY DOES TO YOUR HEAD DOESNT IT?
THAT AND LIVING IN AN EXPENSIVE HIGH CLASS PLACE, TAXPAYER PAYED, IN A BOX, AND SEEING ONLY WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE =\

GUI FOR WORLD PRESIDENT!

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