Apparently Lizzo is a terrible human being.

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Tung Fu ru said:
wtf does that mean?

Edit, that banana shit is fucking nuts... Going to Amsterdam to a sex show and having those chicks eat bananas out of the sex workers (trying to be classy here) vaginas? Holy shit!
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What I wonder is how do they get the banana in there intact? Or do they put them in there with the peel on it? Then open it and take a bite? What a hassle.
Do you think the sexworkers go to the supermarket in the morning to get the best bananas for the job?
 
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smokey said:
What I wonder is how do they get the banana in there intact? Or do they put them in there with the peel on it? Then open it and take a bite? What a hassle.
Do you think the sexworkers go to the supermarket in the morning to get the best bananas for the job?
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Ask your mum.
 
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Impossible for Lizzo to be a bad human. We all know she's an underground reptilian alien.
 
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GutsDozer said:
Impossible for Lizzo to be a bad human. We all know she's an underground reptilian alien.
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Interesting, source is it Erich von Däniken or David Icke, either way I wouldnt mind de-shedding lizzo, we have to find out the truth.
 
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100proof said:
I get my pop culture references from sports media and the occasional interaction with zoomers. My niece tried to explain the Grimace shake meme to me a couple of months ago and I said "you mean like The Stuff?" and she stared at me like I had two heads before returning to her phone for the next several hours.

Something something "get off my lawn"...
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Your response should have instead been
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Same end result and a lot less effort.
 
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Funny enough, my friends went to Amsterdam this year and went to a sex show where they fed an expunged banana to the audience.
I didn't make the connection with Lizzo's tweet until the allegations.
 
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NeoSneth said:
Funny enough, my friends went to Amsterdam this year and went to a sex show where they fed an expunged banana to the audience.
I didn't make the connection with Lizzo's tweet until the allegations.
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Do you think two of these performers could play catch with a banana? If it were a frozen banana, could someone get hurt by the projectile? Is this how they killed Kennedy? The magic ice banana?
 
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fake said:
Do you think two of these performers could play catch with a banana? If it were a frozen banana, could someone get hurt by the projectile? Is this how they killed Kennedy? The magic ice banana?
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Step 1: find the tightest asshole you know
Step 2: forcibly insert frozen banana into this asshole, restraints may be necessary.
Step 3: aim at target
Step 4: release restraints and apply whip

Lee harvey was the best asshole the CIA had and the job got done.
 
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