Does anyone here live in Italy?

[joe8]

SSIA

How do you find it, living there?

 

[LoneSage]

You live in Italy, Joe, tell us about it.

 

[Hattori Hanzo]

I live in East Germany that's like South Italy without Rome and Naples and the Adriatic Sea and the nice weather.

 

[LoneSage]

I live in East Germany that's like South Italy without Rome and Naples and the Adriatic Sea and the nice weather.

Sounds pretty fucking good tbh

 

[Hattori Hanzo]

It's not that bad. There are more trees than peeps in Thuringia.

 

[Heinz]

Why don't you use a hammer and find out where all the red sauce comes from Joe?

 

[Dr Shroom]

SSIA

How do you find it, living there?

there's an italian subforum on this very website, you mongo.

 

[BeefJerky]

Joe, add this to your knowledge base.

 

[roker]

SSIA

How do you find it, living there?

Nice comma placement. These guys are all dumb, Joe.

You find it by looking at a map.

 

[Tarma]

SSIA

How do you find it, living there?

I don't live in Italy, but I was wondering if you could help me locate a supplier of left-handed screw-drivers so I can assemble some Ikea furniture?

 

[lithy]

joe, are you going to build your own house in Italy?

 

[StevenK]

In italy, houses are made from pasta

 

[Teddy KGB]

In italy, houses are made from pasta

Joe Ate... it all makes sense now.

 

[madmanjock]

https://immigrantinvest.com/insider/italian-house-for-one-euro-en/

Let’s go.

 

[Catoblepa]

Still not 100% sure if the question is serious (it's my fault, forum humour is often lost on me), but with Italy you can't really give a generic answer 'cause every region is like a miniature nation with its culture, food, dialect, history and weather. Planning to move here, Joe?

BTW I wouldn't recommend those "one euro" houses unless your dream is living in a small town with very little modern conveniences (and unless you're ready to spend a ton of money on the inevitable renovation, of course).

 

[SouthtownKid]

I live in East Germany that's like South Italy without Rome and Naples and the Adriatic Sea and the nice weather.

Rome would be the greatest city in the world if those savages just had air conditioning.

 

[theMot]

Giuseppe8

 

[Hattori Hanzo]

Rome would be the greatest city in the world if those savages just had air conditioning.

It is the greatest city in my world. The Pantheon alone is hard to top.

 

[Tarma]

SSIA

How do you find it, living there?

Apparently there are a lot of mushrooms, large sewer pipes, and open man-holes.

Popular local greetings include: "It's-a me - Mario!", "Let's-a go!", and "If you touch my sister again, I'll kill you."

Mario and Luigi are common first names.

And allegedly plumbing is big business there.

 

[terry.330]

In italy, houses are made from pasta

and all the cars are gondolas

What I really want to know about Italy is how all of the women start off looking like this:

but end up looking like this:

 

[wyo]

Mamma mia!

 

[Heinz]

and all the cars are gondolas

What I really want to know about Italy is how all of the women start off looking like this:
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but end up looking like this:
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A lot, I mean A. LOT. of penis.

 

[Azra113]

and all the cars are gondolas

What I really want to know about Italy is how all of the women start off looking like this:
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but end up looking like this:
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its all the gabalgoo

 

[LoneSage]

Sun damage. How people still think it's a mystery astounds me.

 

[Tarma]

and all the cars are gondolas

What I really want to know about Italy is how all of the women start off looking like this:
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but end up looking like this:
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Being chased endlessly by a huge half-turtle/half-dragon creature is going to take its toll I guess.