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I want them somehow.
So, I really like Masters of the Universe. Not any of the new stuff just the classic type stuff.
My favorite figure from childhood was Stinkor Evil Master of Odors.
Anyhow, wanting to relive the good old days, I looked up what it was he smelled like and then bought a bottle of scented Patchouli oil
It just came in today. Accidentally got that shit on me trying to open it up and it does not fucking come off.
All I can smell is Stinkor scent now. Not quite how I planned this out. I was going to try to refresh the scent on an old Stinkor figure, but now I've become the Evil Master of Odors!
Thankfully, my mom lost her sense of smell from covid and she hasn't noticed I stink.
I wish M were sill around, I'm sure he has already been through something like this and could give me some advice.
Depending on what type of women you're into the patchouli might actually attract some. If you like white girls with dreadlocks that don't shave.
The in the box fire man looks like he has tits.