**** I will update any final scores and congratulate the winners if any additional scores are placed***
January 2024 Varth Shooter of the Month Awards Show
As we come to Game Over on the January 2024 SOTM Varth, I'd like to hand out some awards or JAVs (January Awards Varth). Innocent me decided to search JAV to see if it was some sort of British Slang I never heard of, and got hits for Japanese Adult Videos. So for all of you that participated this is your chance to win a JAV of your own, or in the case of
@gusmoney another JAV beyond his stellar work in the Adult Film Industry. I'd like to thank all of you who participated and listed your scores, hopefully everyone had fun this month.
I've come up with a series of categories and will explain as I go along. Please remember this is all done in jest. Ready? LET'S GO!
Here are the Nominees and the Winners ... R.
Last Minute Heroics - You Were Late But You Came in Last Minute and Put in Some Great Scores, Good Job!
Nominees
@daskrabs - Score Posted on 1/20
@mjmjr - Score Posted on 1/20
And the JAV Goes to ...
@Neodogg - You posted your first score on 1/21. Not only that but you posted additional scores and came in third place overall. Good Show Sir, Good Show!
At Least You Played - Hey you put in a score, then we never heard from you again
Nominees
@ggallegos1 - Guess you didn't look forward in getting any further after all?
@wataru330 - How did you even getting a score in at all with all of the constant swimming practice going on?
And the JAV goes to...
@Ajax - I mean seriously where is the 35 level all clear? Did you even try sir??? I still thought you were going to place a last minute all clear, I think you were holding back to have mercy on us all, I think you have the pictures and videos to prove it.
NEO MOE Powkiddy Bonus - Excellence in handheld playing. You achieved par excellence for your hand job.
Nominees
@neo_mao - I mean the award is eponymously named after you
@Neodogg - I mean taking your switch while on business, you meant business indeed
And the JAV goes to...
@prof82 - I mean with that Switch score posted using the Flip Grip or whatever you were using? How can you use that analogue stick to place such a high score, good show sir, good show!
Most Improved - You placed multiple scores and showed improvement as you went along.
Nominees - This was a tight category - there were a lot of great scores posted
@prof82
@BerryTogart
@sirlynxalot
And the JAV goes to...
@Hans - You really jumped in scoring, I can tell you put some effort into this, Great job!
Sixth Man Award -
Hey You Finished Middle of the Pack. That's not a bad thing, you were able to mange the SOTM and real life at the same time, putting quality time into both. If they were ever picking a January Varth Shooter of the Month Team you would not be picked first, but you wouldn't be picked last either (isn't that what really counts anyway?) Just like Pinch Hitter Greg Gross (Phillies 1979-1988, hey he was at my Little League Banquet back in the day) or Sixth Man Jeremy Lin (Linsanity was something else), you can be counted to come off the bench and put in a competitive score.
Nominees
@sirlynxalot
@mjmjr25
And the JAV goes to...
@The Chief - You were in the middle of the pack from the get go, and held 6 place out of 12 for the longest time. I'm giving you this award for your excellent gameplay.
And Now It's Time for the Big 3
JAV Third Place - @Neodogg 1,115,500 - Stage 8 - Switch
Just like Floyd Mayweather (Bronze 1996 Atlanta) or the US Basketball Team (Bronze 2004 Athens - How did a team with Lebron James, Allen Iverson, Tim Duncan etc get a bronze?) you did well, but you have shown even more greatness before and definitely will in the future, you got some great scores in at the end.
JAV Second Place - @prof82 1,383,600 - Stage 8 - Switch - World
You put in a last minute score (were you saving this sir?) to take second place. Good job sir, you won best of the rest, just like Michelle Kwan (Sliver Nagano 1998) and Roger Federer (Silver London 2012), you are still excellent in this field.
JAV First Place - @Ajax 1,967,500 - Stage 13 - Mister
Mother Russia Wins!!!!!!
You made it look easy just like Michael Phelps (Multiple Golds Athens 2004, Multiple Golds Beijing 2008, Multiple Golds London 2012, Multiple Golds Rio De Janiero 2016) you were in a class by yourself, you Apollo Creeded your competition. Congratulations Comrade!!!
Lastly the Beavis Award - You Never Scored this Month
Nominees
@Tarma - You said Harmful Park is better and didn't want to get gud
@ShootTheCore - I mean doesn't this guy participate in all of these? Was there not enough the cores to shoot?
Winner
@gusmoney - In the end there was no competition. I mean "Hey my Analogue Dock is broken so I can't play," even though the game is like $1.99 on steam, and I believe was $.99 when the month began, you sir get a JAV for your excellence in not scoring (even though you have plenty of JAVs in actual scoring.)
Good Show for Everyone Who Participated, Thanks for Being a Part of This!