Top 5 Hottest Game Babes

[Comrade Porn King Mikhail]

Maybe ones you wish were real so you could Merc all over them. I was just sitting on a crapper and had this thought come over me so figured I'd throw it up. Not including any Dead or Alive girls, Mai, Chun-Li, or anything from Soul Calibur. Too cliche.

Honorable Mention:
Fio - Spexxx appeal
Jill Valentine - Beret appeal
Vanessa - Gotta love the haircut and fighting spirit
Sheena Etranzi - Blonde w/4 guns and a bomb
Maria Renard - All grown up in goth/maid uni

#5: Sniper Wolf - She's an assassin, her Aniston haircut rocks, and it doesn't look like she wears much underneath the camo gear.

#4: B. Jenet - Blonde pirate w/great runway walk, who came up with this?

#3: Princess Peach - She's close enough to 18 in the latest games and we've had it for her for over 20 years now. That's long lasting love.

#2: Samus Aran - Before she was a smoking blonde, she was a smoking purple haired, big boobed, alien hunter with tight ass and rocket arm.

#1: Shanoa - I just started paying attention to the Ecclesia cover art. Athletic, "blue"nette, tatted back, nice sword, and a killer outfit. Just can't think of anyone better at the moment.

 

[wizkid007]

The chicks from magna carta... Anyone of them is stacked.

Kitana from mortal combat

B. Orchid

http://gaygamer.net/images/orchidculooa4.jpg

 

[Phyeir]

Mai, Cammy, Chun-Li, Ivy, and Shinobu Jacobs

Fuck you they are obvious choices mostly. There's a reason they are the obvious choices.

 

[jro]

Miranda from Mass Effect 2 (fuck me, hottest game character ever, period, I guess when you model your character after such a hot actress it works for the best),

Lightning from FF XIII(she's hot and she's a badass, clearly Squeenix designed FF XIII for men first, everyone else second),

Faith from Mirror's Edge (better female empowerment than Lara Croft and a rather cool sense of style to go with it),

Chloe from Uncharted 2 (her real role in that game is sex kitten, nothing else), and

Cammy from Street Fighter the Movie (I'M TOTALLY NOT CHEATING HERE by taking the one that would technically be Kylie Minogue),

 

[fmdof]

samus. But she'd prolly kick my ass and rape me, then leave me crying. She's one bad bitch!

 

[rarehero]

vice.
shiki.
xiangfei.
cammy.
chunners.

 

[scorponok]

Myuria Tionysus from Star Ocean The Last Hope

 

[Maury V.]

Eh, why the hell not?

Shinobu Jacobs

Asuka Kazama

Sheeva Alomar

May Lee

and Angel (KOF)

Honorable mention goes to Jill Valentine and Rebecca Chambers.

 

[Mike Shagohod]

~Blaze Fielding
[Bare Knuckles/Streets of Rage series]

~Ivy
[Soul Caliber series]

~Shiki
[Samurai Spirits]

~B Jenet
[Garou: MOTW]

~Poison [Final Fight series]
*let's leave the BS out of this please,
but the chara design is hot and deserves
to be punished.

 

[ookitarepanda]

Well we all know what Master Tasuke would say...


As for me... Other than seconding Poison and Miranda Lawson, I think Trish from Devil May Cry deserves a spot, and I guess Lady if you take the DMC4 version.

 

[-Hibikster-]

 

[Metal Slugnuts]

Intangible video game assets cannot be "hot"

The only actual person that comes to mind is Felicia Day but that's just because she doesn't piss me off like every other talking bra in gaming. She is pretty cute though and violin training is always a plus.

 

[GregN]

Morgan Webb
Olivia Munn

 

[Metal Slugnuts]

Morgan Webb
Olivia Munn

Morgan Webb's TV personality bugs the living shit out of me. I'm sure she's nice in real life but holy fuck did she make Xplay unbearable (outdouching the spaztastic Sessler no less).

Decent looking though I guess.

Olivia Munn just looks like a failed actress who got a job on G4.

 

[GregN]

Morgan Webb's TV personality bugs the living shit out of me. I'm sure she's nice in real life but holy fuck did she make Xplay unbearable (outdouching the spaztastic Sessler no less).

Decent looking though I guess.

Olivia Munn just looks like a failed actress who got a job on G4.

You know those G4 girls are just there for eye candy. I doubt any of them know about or play games (with the possible exception of the Husky Morgan Webb)

 

[Metal Slugnuts]

You know those G4 girls are just there for eye candy. I doubt any of them know about or play games (with the possible exception of the Husky Morgan Webb)

Yup.

I still haven't forgiven them about the whole TechTV merger disaster.

We always make jokes about Jessica Chobot (you know, the chick who shows up in those Inside Xbox strategy vids on the 360 dashboard).

Some video game nerds recreated Weird Science in their parents' basement with a pair of panties and a 360 controller...out came THE CHOBOT, the perfect nerd companion to tell you how to get all the skulls in Halo 3 while flashing her tits.

She has that vacant dulleyed cow look going on though...not appealing to me at all.

 

[GregN]

Yup.

I still haven't forgiven them about the whole TechTV merger disaster.

We always make jokes about Jessica Chobot (you know, the chick who shows up in those Inside Xbox strategy vids on the 360 dashboard).

Some video game nerds recreated Weird Science in their parents' basement with a pair of panties and a 360 controller...out came THE CHOBOT, the perfect nerd companion to tell you how to get all the skulls in Halo 3 while flashing her tits.

She has that vacant dulleyed cow look going on though...not appealing to me at all.

LoL. She has near-flat 14 year old tits.

 

[Kazuki Dash]

I was sure that someone would have mentioned Morrigan by now:

 

[SetaSouji??]

I've always wondered about this pic, is that supposed to be like an intentional nipple slip that they put in just for lulz?

 

[Kazuki Dash]

I've always wondered about this pic, is that supposed to be like an intentional nipple slip that they put in just for lulz?

I'm honestly not sure, but the more I stare at it the more it just seems that...um, what was I talking about again?

 

[Xian Xi]

Man there must be a lot of pervs using google images.

I never saw Samus Aran other than the original so I used google images and when I punched in "Samus Aran" the first autofill suggestion was "Samus Aran no clothes". Fucking LOL.

 

[abasuto]

In before Sama'

 

[Maury V.]

Did someone say Lady and Vanessa?

 

[evil wasabi]

B. Orchid

http://gaygamer.net/images/orchidculooa4.jpg

wow dude. I never thought such a site existed.

 

[NipRing]

Tala and to a lesser extent Cassidy