cool new japanese rpg!! (sarcasm)

beelzebubble · Sep 1, 2004

"Square Enix announced a new PS2 RPG called Radiata Stories, which is developed by TriAce (Valkyrie Profile, Star Ocean). The main character is a 16 year old boy named Jack Russell, a fencer who is on a quest to confront the raging dragons. Jack will travel with a female friend named Ridley Timberlake, who is a knight. Radiata Stories is scheduled to release in Japan in 2005."

quoted from magic box.

NeoDragoN · Sep 1, 2004

Jack Russel? They gotta be kidding! Can't anyone think of original names anymore!

dragonwillow · Sep 1, 2004

Ridley Timberlake????
That's a female name?

Verythrax · Sep 1, 2004

And original premises, I must add.

beelzebubble · Sep 1, 2004

japanese dont write a very good story imo.

god the story sounds so lame and the characters, ugh.... it boggles my mind how this passes the approval process in a company like square enix..

bokmeow · Sep 1, 2004

Britney Hilton will be the long lost childhood love interest of the protagonist of Jack Russell.

Schwa-chan will be the strongman that joins the band of misfits.

beelzebubble · Sep 1, 2004

bokmeow said:
Britney Hilton will be the long lost childhood love interest of the protagonist of Jack Russell.

Schwa-chan will be the strongman that joins the band of misfits.

what will be the name of the raging dragon lord who actually turns out to be jack's long lost father?

genjiglove · Sep 1, 2004

It's from the makers of Valkyrie Profile, so it will probably be good.

bokmeow · Sep 1, 2004

beelzebubble said:
what will be the name of the raging dragon lord who actually turns out to be jack's long lost father?

You're spoiling the plot!

beelzebubble · Sep 1, 2004

bokmeow said:
You're spoiling the plot!

thats the good thing about cliches, you know the ending as soon as you read the first press release

Verythrax · Sep 1, 2004

But the main question is still unanswered: WHERE'S THE MANA TREE? :make_fac:

2Dfan · Sep 1, 2004

It's always fucking 16 year old boy, girl, it, whatever.

Why the fuck can't they make a character who's in his twenties or thirties?

Must be the targeted audience I guess....

Verythrax · Sep 1, 2004

Dreamer said:
It's always fucking 16 year old boy, girl, it, whatever.

Why the fuck can't they make a character who's in his twenties or thirties?

Must be the targeted audience I guess....

This thing about the character being in the same age of the target audience sounds like a big misconception of the gaming industry to me. I never identified myself more with a character cause his age, even when I was little.

FeelGood · Sep 1, 2004

fuck square.

16 year old transexual hero that must slay the dragon. awesome havent seen one of these since...last week. or the last ff, which i think was last week.

when we gonna get to play as some 20 or 30 something heroin addict that hasnt bathed or shaven in weeks. open wounds all over his body and face but he doesnt give a shit he kills the evil anyway! instead of potions and herbs u heal through syringes and lighters and spoons. combining ingredients to get different effects on your stats.

also some ugly fatass that all the chicks seem to love.

and a mysterious crack whore that attaches herself to the hero for reasons unknown! mystery!

and the dirty std infested slut that fucks corpses for the sheer joy of it.

and also the trusty dog with ribs showing that eats corspes you slay as nourish! right after the dirty slut is done! even before SOMETIME!

there can also be the 18 year old transexual transvestite metro sexual hero but he should die in the opening scene by getting impaled into his head.

someone get their head out of their stipd filthy asses and make something original for once.

genjiglove · Sep 1, 2004

FeelGood said:
fuck square.

16 year old transexual hero that must slay the dragon. awesome havent seen one of these since...last week. or the last ff, which i think was last week.

when we gonna get to play as some 20 or 30 something heroin addict that hasnt bathed or shaven in weeks. open wounds all over his body and face but he doesnt give a shit he kills the evil anyway! instead of potions and herbs u heal through syringes and lighters and spoons. combining ingredients to get different effects on your stats.

also some ugly fatass that all the chicks seem to love.

and a mysterious crack whore that attaches herself to the hero for reasons unknown! mystery!

and the dirty std infested slut that fucks corpses for the sheer joy of it.

and also the trusty dog with ribs showing that eats corspes you slay as nourish! right after the dirty slut is done! even before SOMETIME!

there can also be the 18 year old transexual transvestite metro sexual hero but he should die in the opening scene by getting impaled into his head.

someone get their head out of their stipd filthy asses and make something original for once.

That would be...the GREATEST GAME EVER MADE. Square, are you reading this?

I want to be the voice actor for the mysterious crack whore.

not sonic · Sep 1, 2004

how many pieces/shards/etc of the magical/mystical/ancient jewel/pendants/crystals are there to collect in the various elemental themed dungeons?

k'_127 · Sep 1, 2004

hahaha keep on fellas.

Poonman · Sep 1, 2004

beelzebubble said:
"Square Enix announced a new PS2 RPG called Radiata Stories, which is developed by TriAce (Valkyrie Profile, Star Ocean). The main character is a 16 year old boy named Jack Russell, a fencer who is on a quest to confront the raging dragons. Jack will travel with a female friend named Ridley Timberlake, who is a knight. Radiata Stories is scheduled to release in Japan in 2005."

quoted from magic box.

First, there was nepotism in Hollywood.....now, finally, it's in games?

This must be the case because there's NO FUCKING WAY you could work so hard getting into a company like SquareEnix only to produce this rainbow brite, happy faggot shit that sounds like it was written by a transexual, cosplying, grade 9, assbunny whos on a feeding tube that is shoved in his ass, supplying him an ever steady stream of teh cawk laced in acorn sauce.....

Cause fuck.....that's what it looks like to me.... :oh_no:

Ridley Timberlake?! I mean, Jesus fucking christ, someone was actually paid to come up with this shit?!

I hereby boycott any game that so shamelessly sucks on the tits of pop culture like this......heh........................Timberlake......fuck me....

PleaseKillMeNow · Sep 1, 2004

FeelGood said:
when we gonna get to play as some 20 or 30 something heroin addict that hasnt bathed or shaven in weeks. open wounds all over his body and face but he doesnt give a shit he kills the evil anyway! instead of potions and herbs u heal through syringes and lighters and spoons. combining ingredients to get different effects on your stats.

also some ugly fatass that all the chicks seem to love.

Why the hell would you want to play a game as Nesagwa?

Korigama · Sep 1, 2004

beelzebubble said:
"Square Enix announced a new PS2 RPG called Radiata Stories, which is developed by TriAce (Valkyrie Profile, Star Ocean). The main character is a 16 year old boy named Jack Russell, a fencer who is on a quest to confront the raging dragons. Jack will travel with a female friend named Ridley Timberlake, who is a knight. Radiata Stories is scheduled to release in Japan in 2005."

quoted from magic box.

...Timberlake?

Dancing Mad · Sep 1, 2004

Jack Russell? Weird.

A Jack Russell is the breed type of Mariah Carey's dog.

Go figure.

beelzebubble · Sep 1, 2004

Dancing Mad said:
Jack Russell? Weird.

A Jack Russell is the breed type of Mariah Carey's dog.

Go figure.

yeah a jack russell is a an australian breed of terrier.

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