Evil Pranks.

What was the funniest prank you've ever pulled on someone for revenge or just for a laugh?

Discuss.
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I just got back from setting up an old favorite. I poured a few ounces of Red Devil hot sauce into the mostly empty Heinz ketchup bottle in the kitchen and mixed it thoroughly so it's more or less indistinguishable from normal ketchup until you taste it.

Motive: Revenge
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Here's one that I'm in the processes of pulling.

Yesterday, my little bastard of a thirteen year old brother threw my keys in the strom drain in front of the house (It took about 45 minutes fishing to fish them out with some line and a hook)

He's the only one in the house that eats ketchup so this is pretty much the easiest way to pay him back without any unintended victims. The other thing is about why this is the absolutely perfect prank to get him with is that he doesn't his merely dip his food in ketchup like a normal person. He absolutely drowns his food in it. I’m not exaggerating when say that he consumes a full bottle of ketchup in around four days and I'm talking about the giant size Heinz bottles that you get in double packs at the supermarket..

Good god I could go on for hours on this topic!!!

This guy I went to high school with, we got up on his second floor balcony via the steps up to it in his backyard at about 2 in the morning. Myself and one other guy carried down all his outdoor furniture and set it all up underwater inside the 4 foot deep section of his in ground pool. Everything from the chairs to the umbrella stand and umbrella that goes through the center of the table.

Another one, this guy happened to be someone who got on our bad side.
During the middle of the night we took one of his trash cans and snuck into this guys' backyard with it. We then proceeded to fill it with water using his garden hose. Then we got it back up to the front of his house, opened his screen door and proped the trash can full of water on an angle up against the inside door.
Then of course we rang the living shit out of the door bell and got the hell out of there!

We were gonna have a skeleton dangle in my grandma's closet so that when she opened the door, it would scare the piss outta her.

The great thing is, when she finally opened her closet, she was so frieghtened and had a heart attack.

The bitch is dead now.

All kinds of shit I've pulled/pull off..(too much to write about..

Tomorrow I'm putting these fake/joke real looking parking tickets on my in laws cars.
When they come out and see tickets on their cars they are going to be pissed.....I've already put them on family and friends...and heard about it..

My wife's going to put one on her bosses car Monday..(you can write something nasty on them that the ticket is for if you like..)(ticket for being an Asshole)

When I was younger we used to put one of friends older sisters Volkswagen on the sidewalk by lifting it up by the bumpers..
She would get pissed off..

Years ago ..
I went to pull a prank off on my step dad..(the day before Halloween)..He's a big prankster..

I found this life-size real looking woman's fake head that I planned to use for a Halloween gag..(one of those practice putting makeup on heads)
I stuck it in the shower tied up under the shower head with the lower neck red that I had painted already. ..I put some ketchup in light water in the bathtub under it..
I shut the shower curtain and left...
My step dad usually was the first to come home and shower but that day my mom came home at the same time as him and went to shower first...
I totally forgot about doing this before I left to work..
When I got home they told me how my mom walked in,opened the shower and Screamed running out of the bathroom..
They were about to call the Police but they crept into the bathroom together thinking WTF!! Opened the shower and SHIT!!.
Then realized it was fake...

We still talk about that prank today and it bring a laugh amongst the family...though they weren't laughing about it back then..

chris1 said:

Tomorrow I'm putting these fake/joke real looking parking tickets on my in laws cars.
When they come out and see tickets on their cars they are going to be pissed.....I've already put them on family and friends...and heard about it..

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Have you ever seen those fake lottery scratch off tickets? They're all $10,000 winners! I used to have a bunch but I sent most of them out in birthday and christmas cards.

Ron McRae said:

Then of course we rang the living shit out of the door bell and got the hell out of there!

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What's great is that with your sig, I picture Siegfried and Schtauker (sp?) carrying the water filled trash can, and hear the entire post in Siegfried's voice.

LOL!
Finally, someone who appericates my Siegfried sig!

You fool! This is Kaos!! We do not ring doorbells and run here!
</Siegfried voice>

My manager at Frys, she was a bitch;

Story Behind it:

I was TSRing some stuff (putting stuff back into its place) and a customer comes up to me and asks if I could help him, I looked at the Sales people and they were all busy and it would take a least 10-15 for a person to help him. So I said, "Sure." I helped him get a hard drive and was done. My manager comes up to me and yells at me and says, "Alex, why did you help that customer? I told you to TSR stuff and you should be doing it." I was like, "Fine." So I get back to it and the customer that I just helped came up to me and said, " Did she yell at you for helping me?" I was like, "Its not a problem." So he goes up to her and Yells at her nasty, "Man thats a nasty attitude you have there lady, he was just helping me,what the hell is your problem?" Needless to say, I had a smirk on my face and after she got done with that she said, "Alex can I see you in my office for a minute." So I went with her and she said, "Alex, when I tell you to do something, do it, don't do otherwise." (2-3 hours prior to this I was making up my resignation letter because that place was all screwed up, anyway, that little tidbit of hers made me give it to her then.) The funny thing about the letter was, I spent a good 3-4 hours putting in the most complicated words I could find out of the thesaurus, so no one, not even an english professor could read it. So, I gave it to her and she looked at it for a few seconds with this incredibly big puzzled look on her face and I started snickering, and she looked at me and gave me an angry face. (later on, I found out that customer told the Store manager on her and she got into a lot of trouble) Good times, I really hated her.

we used to light firecrackers on people's doorsteps all the time. If one of my friends had a dick neighbor or someone we didn't like, we'd lay down a sparkler and light it, put a bunch of black cats with their fuses on the middle of the sparkler, wait, wait, wait...ring the doorbell and book it!!! The best part was hiding and watching the reaction of people when the firecrackers went bang.

yeah, i was kind of a dick back then.

best so far was taking one of those billy bass singing fish and stripping it to just the eletronic circuts and putting it in a buddys car. I rigged the sound up to the speakers in the car, and wired the button to the door. I hid the pcb under the back seat. Whenever he opened the door, either "dont worry, be happy" or "down by the river" would blare from his speakers. He knows nothing about eletronics so he took hs car to best-buy like 3 times for them to look at the radio.

After a couple weeks the batterys died, damn, i should replace them....

neo-geo 2 said:

best so far was taking one of those billy bass singing fish and stripping it to just the eletronic circuts and putting it in a buddys car. I rigged the sound up to the speakers in the car, and wired the button to the door. I hid the pcb under the back seat. Whenever he opened the door, either "dont worry, be happy" or "down by the river" would blare from his speakers. He knows nothing about eletronics so he took hs car to best-buy like 3 times for them to look at the radio.

After a couple weeks the batterys died, damn, i should replace them....

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lol thats a good one

I once took a piss all over the office of a sorority I hate....

I killed a man for stealing my cookie.