Dashk's mom dies after 6 hour attempt to remove her from couch

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some dickhead who wrote the article said:
Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed
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Thats some superhuman shit, she should have sat on a tank then when she became one with the tank she would have been an unstoppable force !
 
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FatGuy said:
Thats some superhuman shit, she should have sat on a tank then when she became one with the tank she would have been an unstoppable force !
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Dashk already tried this with sitting on a Sega Dreamcast, but all he got was an orgasm and the Sonic Birthday Bash fever. Superhuman morphing powers must skip generations in his family, or both parents must carry the gene, in which case the milk man would be to blame here.
 
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FatGuy said:
Thats some superhuman shit, she should have sat on a tank then when she became one with the tank she would have been an unstoppable force !
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I'm having a flashbacks from Smash TV....lol. :smirk:
 
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Sundance said:
I'm having a flashbacks from Smash TV....lol. :smirk:
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Average Joe #2 said:
Poor kid...

May he find comfort from his newly-found wife, friends and other surviving family members.
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WHAT THE FUCK!?!??!!!!

Judy said i was the only one. :crying:
 
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SonGohan said:
Dashk already tried this with sitting on a Sega Dreamcast, but all he got was an orgasm and the Sonic Birthday Bash fever. Superhuman morphing powers must skip generations in his family, or both parents must carry the gene, in which case the milk man would be to blame here.
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LO!L How much ownage can you throw into one paragraph?
 
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Terry330 said:
She weighed that much and was only 4'10"!
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Her lower body probably fused into the couch and they included the couch in her weight readings. I wonder if she can move the cushions around with her mind, like Tetsuo and his arm.
 
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This is so incredibly tragic, pathetic, sad and hillarious at the same time.

It would be funny if her dying wish was to be buried with the couch.
 
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The heck did she use the bathroom?!

DashK I feel your pain, I hope that during this time of distress you will find peace and comfort in the songs of Kageyama Hironobu :crying:

"Cha-La, Head Cha-La" = :) REMEMBER THAT!
 
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The part I found most disturbing was that her Obese Skin had "Grafted" to the couch, and her skin was litereally one with the fabric on the couch...

Incredible.
 
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