Why the opposition to breast-feeding?

bokmeow

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I would have assumed all hot-blooded men in this country would stand behind women's right to bare titties, so why the recent controversy surrounding Maryland's so-called Right to breastfeed law?

I just want the opportunity to say, for once, 'I'll have what that baby's having' as a woman bares her breast for feeding. :drool:
 

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Simple:

There's no hot chicks in Maryland.

Now if this situation had occured in say... Arizona, I would be inclined to be upset.

But as it stands now, who cares.

EDIT: Incase the point of this reply eludes anyone, I'll make it simple -- Nobody wants to see ugly women breast-feeding.

EDIT #2: Unless she has HUGEMUNGOUS titties, then it's all good.
 
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I don't think I could drink milk from any woman's tit, no matter how hot she is.
 

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SonGohan said:
I don't think I could drink milk from any woman's tit, no matter how hot she is.

You are missing out on one of life's most basic pleasures.

It's one of the first things you do once you break out of the amniotic fluid prison after 9 months of confinement.
 

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bokmeow said:
You are missing out on one of life's most basic pleasures.

It's one of the first things you do once you break out of the amniotic fluid prison after 9 months of confinement.

It's one of the first things I stop when a bottle is introduced as a replacement.
 

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I have no problem with it .... :drool:

But seriously, as long as they're discrete about it, and there aren't loose milk-tits flopping around in the middle of crowded restaurant or something, I don't really see the problem.
 

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Most hot women don't bother with breast feeding . Mostly heifers choose to teat feed and I could go without watching that .
 

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galfordo said:
I have no problem with it .... :drool:

But seriously, as long as they're discrete about it, and there aren't loose milk-tits flopping around in the middle of crowded restaurant or something, I don't really see the problem.

Just goes to show that allies can come from the most unexpected places.

Who says we can't reach across the aisle for bipartisan support today? :D
 

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Everyone's concern seems to be focused on banning me, but I think it should shift to the bannage of breast feeding. Tit milking has been known to kill many an attractive breast... it causes all kinds of flopsy.

Seriously, fuck babies. Milk from the jug is fine for me, so it's more than fine for any stupid fucking toddler.

EDIT: Fuck this thread.
 
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No Means Yes said:
Everyone's concern seems to be focused on banning me, but I think it should shift to the bannage of breast feeding. Tit milking has been known to kill many an attractive breast... it causes all kinds of flopsy.

Seriously, fuck babies. Milk from the jug is fine for me, so it's more than fine for any stupid fucking toddler.

EDIT: Fuck this thread.

I dunno about the rest of you, but I tihnk even me and galfordo could agree we'd rather see breasts than stinky any day of the week.
 

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I have a god-given right to sate my wanton urges for hardc0re anal WITH a hooker IN PUBLIC, anytime I feel like it or have the money needed to do so.......So, What of it, you NAZI FUCKERS? Why do I keep getting arrested?!

....Shit....
 
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Average Joe #2 said:
How to get rid of a Stinky problem.

If you need further help on how to set this up, feel free to give me a PM and will be happy to hold your hand and take you through the procedure step-by-step.

I'll take that as "everyone but Average Joe and Stinyk would rather see breasts than stinky"

Hey, if that's what floats your boat...
 

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I am really sick of this society, where the ugliest women have 5 freaking kids, sweaty ass hair and homely bodies while breast feeding.
Fact is, breast feeding is fucking disgusting no matter who does it.

NEWS BREAK, YOU CAN ACTUALLY BUY MILK FOR LESS THEN 3 DOLLARS IF YOU LOOK BEYOND YOUR CHEST, YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOW ME AND THE WORLD HOW YOU SUFFICATE YOUR FAT HEADED ASS KID ON YOUR OVERWEIGHT BODY. I for one dont want to see it, thats a niche created for ugly women.

Every other women I see in a grocery store is a total dog and has a mad amount of kids.
I bet that most of these women are on welfare and getting the max amount of child support they can. Of course we cannot forget marriage, men get zero benefit from it, so you are better off sleeping around.
 

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Lord Wolfgang Krauser said:
NEWS BREAK, YOU CAN ACTUALLY BUY MILK FOR LESS THEN 3 DOLLARS IF YOU LOOK BEYOND YOUR CHEST, YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOW ME AND THE WORLD HOW YOU SUFFICATE YOUR FAT HEADED ASS KID ON YOUR OVERWEIGHT BODY.

Hate to ruin your rant, but breast milk is an essential part of an infants' development.

Human milk contains just the right amount of fatty acids, lactose, water, and amino acids for human digestion, brain development, and growth for the baby.

The only other acceptable form of nourishment is from infant-style baby formula, which costs money... and last time I checked Free > Stuff you pay for.
 

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My wife and I have two girls and she is still a size 2.

To be honest, many of her friends who are also mothers are jealous of her since she was able to keep most of her figure (though her size hasn't changed, motherhood has changed her shapely figure :( ).

Her chest has also not changed in size though she breast fed both girls until they we're each roughly 2 years old. After that, they had already learned to drink milk glasses with also a bottle each day of powdered milk (they seem to prefer it over the real thing).

My wife, while still breast feeding, on occasion had to feed either girls in public while we we're out since they got very hungry. Being a perfectly natural situation, it never occured to me to object.

While it's true that many mother (especially in North America) are obese and the sight of them breast feeding is rather stomach-churning, we can't dispute the the action they must take in feeding their child while left with no other option. We can only dispute the fact that they are fat, lazy and disgusting for letting themselves deteriorate like that.

Luckily for me, my wife respects herself more than your average trailer trash.
 

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Average Joe #2 said:
Hate to ruin your rant, but breast milk is an essential part of an infants' development.

Human milk contains just the right amount of fatty acids, lactose, water, and amino acids for human digestion, brain development, and growth for the baby.

The only other acceptable form of nourishment is from infant-style baby formula, which costs money... and last time I checked Free > Stuff you pay for.

Could not have said it any better.

Then again, men with no children of their own likely would not understand this fact.
 

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I see those who voiced opposition just seemed to be against fat, ugly women. Please visit the 'Why the opposition to fat, ugly women' thread.
 

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You know all those slower kids you see in like first or second grade? They drank formula.

Breast milk = makes you smarter.

(not to mention have a better imune system)
 

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Nesagwa said:
You know all those slower kids you see in like first or second grade? They drank formula.

Breast milk = makes you smarter.

(not to mention have a better imune system)

I drank OJ. I was the sleepy kid.
 

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galfordo said:
I have no problem with it .... :drool:

But seriously, as long as they're discrete about it, and there aren't loose milk-tits flopping around in the middle of crowded restaurant or something, I don't really see the problem.
Me either that's the way i see it too. Long as the women discrete about it,and not trying to get attention doing it. I got no problem with it. ;)
 

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Tron 2.0 said:
Me either that's the way i see it too. Long as the women discrete about it,and not trying to get attention doing it. I got no problem with it. ;)

If baby milk came out of the wang I think we'd all have a problem with it.


Was that out of line?
 

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No Means Yes said:
If baby milk came out of the wang I think we'd all have a problem with it.


Was that out of line?
Got milk? :eek:
 
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