shortest period of time between girlfriends

galfordo

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yow .... you may want to consider taking a little longer break than that.
 

No Means Yes

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My record remains unbroken at 26 seconds... my right arm got tired one night so I took a little breather and passed the responsibility off to my left hand.

Seriously though, good job. Sometimes when you fall off of one horse it's best to find another one as soon as possible and get back in the pink saddle.
 

not sonic

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i broke off one relationship and started another in the same conversation.
 

SouthtownKid

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No one here has had relationships that have overlapped?
 

RAINBOW PONY

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you guys wait for a relationship to end before you start another?? noobs!
 

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Two days for me as well, my old girlfriend wanted me back afterward too.
 
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Lovecraft0110

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SouthtownKid said:
No one here has had relationships that have overlapped?

Until yesterday, I was dating three different girls. Today I decided to "slim down my collection" a bit. But it's not bad for a change, and it does wonders to your self-esteem.

:mr_t:
 

Halox

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SouthtownKid said:
No one here has had relationships that have overlapped?

Raises hand. I do believe that several of my relationships ended and began at the exact same time... Unfortunately, this has had a bad effect on my karma, and now I stand at not having a girlfriend for damn near 3 years, or a date in over a year... :confused: Karma sucks!
 

Soniku

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Halox said:
Raises hand. I do believe that several of my relationships ended and began at the exact same time... Unfortunately, this has had a bad effect on my karma, and now I stand at not having a girlfriend for damn near 3 years, or a date in over a year... :confused: Karma sucks!
GameFAQs?
 

Kazuki Dash

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SouthtownKid said:
No one here has had relationships that have overlapped?

*exhales strongly*
now that was both the best and the worst of times...still, if you gotta go down in flames you might as well enjoy the ride...
:glee:
 

SonGohan

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Who needs girlfriends when you can just fuck them all.
 

Spike Spiegel

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SonGohan said:
Who needs girlfriends when you can just fuck them all.

What... what about love?

Seriously, I'm so so so happy with my "new" old GF back. And, if you have more than one girl, does that really count as a girl friend? I guess so...

Spike
 

Mike Shagohod

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Well let's see. @ midnight January 1st of 2000 it was over between me and this chick I dated {the relationship had been going downhill a few weeks prior} and as a New Year's Resolution I dumped the bitch {she didn't think I knew she had fucked around with some goof troop dude}, and January 10th I met someone new, wasn't looking actually but we clicked. We dated from Jan 28th of 2000 {the new chick/ "then"} until about Spring Break 2000 then it was over, but that had more to do with me wanting something serious. Today me and the then "new girl" are still good friends for life and respect one another, but that's it. I met the woman who would be my wife April 24th of 2000, started exclusively dating May 13th of 2000 AND ENDED UP ENGAGED AND MARRIED TO HER AND COULDN'T BE MORE HAPPY AS OF RIGHT THIS MOMENT. ---Thus I had an odd skipping stone effect during the '99-2000 year, but at the end of the rainbow was the one meant for me.

MERCENARY X99
 

Dean

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SouthtownKid said:
No one here has had relationships that have overlapped?

Yep.

-7 days or so.

And I married the new gf :)
 

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Mercenary X99 said:
Well let's see. @ midnight January 1st of 2000 it was over between me and this chick I dated {the relationship had been going downhill a few weeks prior} and as a New Year's Resolution I dumped the bitch {she didn't think I knew she had fucked around with some goof troop dude}, and January 10th I met someone new, wasn't looking actually but we clicked. We dated from Jan 28th of 2000 {the new chick/ "then"} until about Spring Break 2000 then it was over, but that had more to do with me wanting something serious. Today me and the then "new girl" are still good friends for life and respect one another, but that's it. I met the woman who would be my wife April 24th of 2000, started exclusively dating May 13th of 2000 AND ENDED UP ENGAGED AND MARRIED TO HER AND COULDN'T BE MORE HAPPY AS OF RIGHT THIS MOMENT. ---Thus I had an odd skipping stone effect during the '99-2000 year, but at the end of the rainbow was the one meant for me.

MERCENARY X99

Did you write all the dates down in a journal or something? I don't remember what I ate my dinner, let alone when I meet girls (whom I rather forget) years ago.
 

Mike Shagohod

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Lastblade said:
Did you write all the dates down in a journal or something? I don't remember what I ate my dinner, let alone when I meet girls (whom I rather forget) years ago.

I have a photographic memory, I rarely commit anything to paper and when I do I just memorize whatever it is I need to keep compartmentalized in my subconsciousness through odd word placements or the back beat of a song, then burn the paper it's on... thus I can access it as needed. Shit I could tell you exactly what I ordered for breakfast at the Sandy Shores Resort in the summer of 1990, at what time I arrived at the resort's restaurant... the busty brunette who was my waitress named Alicia ETC. *Strange thing is I have no short term memory in a lot of cases, as in I can't tell you what I did forty minutes ago, but I can tell you in vivid detail what I was doing on March 3rd 1980. One of the many reasons College didn't work out for me... the stuff I learned would be stored away and I'd recall the knowledge months later, but never it time for the test.

MERCENARY X99
 
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Spike Spiegel

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Old GF does *not* know. It's better that way. I mean, this is hard enough for her as it is, nevermind saying "oh, and by the way, it was so awful being with you that I've been thinking about my ex for months."

So, no. ;)
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TheBigBB

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When Spike asked for the shortest time between girlfriends, I think he meant between exclusive girlfriends... So the overlapping cheating stuff wouldn't count right? Ummm for me the shortest time between was two and a half months... Amazing, eh?
 
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