Doooooood Texas is under siege!

Mike Shagohod

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*My dreams/prayers have been answered! Right now there seems to be no end to para troopers descending upon SATX. Reports of heavy fire fights between the Border Patrol and APC riding olive drab wearing soliders from Mexico are on talk radio.... FINALLY THE ATTACK HAS BEGUN! *Is the nation under siege elsewhere? I'm out to go earn my "Blood Name" like my Native American ancestors did,

...Oh shit, it's just my eyes. I still had caked up sleep in them and I missheard the radio broadcast. FUCK! :mad: *Never mind the alert, I guess the war with homecourt advantage is still going to have to wait. :(

YRANECREM 99X
{Dam Ylzzirg}

:loco:
 
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Syxx573

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Aw man, I thought this was true.

I need a little excitement. :(




EDIT:

Out of slim jims. :( :(
 

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew

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Remember those little green army men that had parachutes connected to them, and you could toss them up in the air and they'd sort of float downward?

When I first read your post I pictured thousands of these falling from the sky onto Texas. Too bad it's not true.
 

RevQuixo

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Mercenary X99 said:
...Oh shit, it's just my eyes. I still had caked up sleep in them and I missheard the radio broadcast.
YRANECREM 99X
{Dam Ylzzirg}

:loco:


Last time I checked, eyes were were vision...not hearing.
 

RAINBOW PONY

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:spock:

you should visit Mak there dude, and tape whatever the fuck you two do when encountering each other. :spock:
 

SonGohan

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RevQuixo said:
Last time I checked, eyes were were vision...not hearing.

(insert pic of merc pointing a gun at the camera and long rant that has nothing to do with what you just said)
 

Soniku

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You're a dooche bag, your jokes are as funny as... Well they're just not funny, so there. :p
 

Eric

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Mike Shagohod

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RED DAWN indeed! + the fact I'm giddy that LO-Interactive is making FREEDOM FIGHTERS 2 as we speak. Looks like more Soviet scum is coming our way. Just hope the game is longer is all. They never responded to my snail mail packet with script breakdowns and what not for a "Gaiden" elsewhere during the original game, but I'd be honored if I saw stuff stolen from my ideas implemented into the sequel indeed.

YRANECREM 99X
 

AztekNinja

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If we ever get attacked here in the states and consequently conquered, I'll be proud to join you in the rebellion. No ones conquering the U.S, besides the Mexicans.


COLONEL AZTEKNINJA AT YOUR SERVICE!! Viva la REVOLUCCION!!! :mad:
 
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