Are Islamic Terrorists pissed about low ratings during election season?

FeelGood · Jul 29, 2004

Dear ardent neogeo fan,

I can only assume that terrorists in the middle east are fuming over the lack of coverage and attention they up until recently enjoyed so much of, now that the news is focused so much on the Kerry-Edwards vs. Bush-Dick campaign.

In fact, I doubt many people care much for whether or not Saddam is eating his vitamins and gaining his weight back to normal in Iraq. Maybe just Saddam's mom, who always told him to eat his vegetables before going out to torture people.

But honestly, those high ratings are what gave the terrorists the budget to consistently mortar our troops. So when we stop sending them money to entertain us, will there be peace in the middle east?

love,
Charlie

PS: please respond asap. thank you.

PleaseKillMeNow · Jul 29, 2004

I wouldn't know.

I only watch Conan these days.

FeelGood · Jul 29, 2004

well, shouldn't you be watching conan right now then????

SHUT IT!

PleaseKillMeNow · Jul 30, 2004

EvilWasabi said:
well, shouldn't you be watching conan right now then????

SHUT IT!

I'm so awesome that mommy lets me on the computer and I can have the TV on at the same time.

FeelGood · Jul 30, 2004

I wonder if this is truly the Earth that I too can live on...

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jul 30, 2004

I should probably be a moderator. At this point, what do you fuckers have to lose?

FeelGood · Jul 30, 2004

Well, Stinky, you can be a moderator.

but we can't give you any powers or let you into the secret sections.

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jul 30, 2004

EvilWasabi said:
but we can't give you any powers.

Not even flight?

FeelGood · Jul 30, 2004

not even the ability to stick spoons to your face.

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jul 30, 2004

EvilWasabi said:
not even the ability to stick spoons to your face.

It's a good thing you thought twice about giving me mod powers...

...because the first thing I'd do is crush you like the sexy tranny that you are.

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jul 30, 2004

EvilWasabi said:
not even the ability to stick spoons to your face.

No big deal. As long as I keep hanging out by the glory-hole I'll continue to have the ability to stick anything to my face.

k'_127 · Jul 30, 2004

stop mentioning the Middle East & Islamic Groups in your posts, traitor.

edit: added Islamic Groups.

jethrek · Jul 30, 2004

Well what do you fucking expect!? You go out and BLOW yourself up just for some attention, and the world is too busy jabbering about "Oh my god, Carter's on stage!" He couldn't fucking win an election yet he's getting more coverage than your SPLEEN being splattered across the pavement and the corpses of children you turned into swiss cheese!

Kid Aphex · Jul 30, 2004

Islamist Terrorism = Communism = Fear of the Year = Non-Existent

Curt · Jul 30, 2004

Kid Aphex said:
Islamist Terrorism = Communism = Fear of the Year = Non-Existent

Either that makes no sense.

Or you have used your 184 Points to post something truly brilliant.

Kid Aphex · Jul 30, 2004

CurtWRX said:
Either that makes no sense.

Or you have used your 184 Points to post something truly brilliant.

Both.

Takumaji · Jul 30, 2004

heh

the decapitation thing didn't work out as planned, guess the PR section of Middle East Terror, Inc. Ultd. will have to go back to the think tank and invest some US and Saudi money in a more mass media-compatible plot.

They should also work on names like "Al Quaida" or "Hisbollah" - perhaps something catchy like "Laden & Friends" or "Planes'r'us" could do the trick.

Otherwise, King Saud and his friend George W. could always ask for a refund. I mean, after all they've invested so much money in Osama and Saddam that I think it's their right to be a lil' pissed about the situation at hand.

Ah well, in the end it's an insurance problem.

Kid Aphex · Jul 30, 2004

Takumaji said:
PR section of Middle East Terror, Inc. Ultd. will have to go back to the think tank

You mean the CIA.

Mike Shagohod · Jul 30, 2004

Operation Desert Ghost will be carried out soon enough, then they'll be enough coverage in the aftermath in that sector of the world to keep everyone glued to their TVs. ---The KPGF is forming. What TPTB will not handle themselves directly will then be dealt with by the government comprised OF THE PEOPLE BY THE PEOPLE. *Play time is over... I understand Curtis Lemay and Patton have both been cloned and will be advising the situation as it comes underway.

YRANECREM 99X

galfordo · Jul 30, 2004

I think it's great - they feed off of media coverage like over-the-hill Hollywood celebrities (e.g. Michael Jackson). Bunch of fucking 2 year olds - they're always pissed about something. :rolleyes:

I hope they're frustrated to the point of suicide, as long as it's not a suicide bombing.

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jul 30, 2004

I'm here to prevent this topic from becoming serious.

PS: The Grimace > Cookie Monster

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