Dentist injected semen into patients mouths

Xero · Jul 28, 2004

http://www.nbc5.com/news/3577698/detail.html

:spock:

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jul 28, 2004

RabbitTroop · Jul 28, 2004

OK, that is fucked up.

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jul 28, 2004

She knew it was splooge , stank ass whore .

Dallas_Five · Jul 28, 2004

...

wait, dentist's AREN"T supposed to inject semen into their patient's mouths?

shit.

Dr. Greenberg has some explaining to do. :mad:

Xero · Jul 28, 2004

FatGuy said:
I knew it was splooge , because I'm a stank ass whore .

Fixed.

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jul 28, 2004

No biggie. In some parts of the country that's considered standard practice.

When I get flouride my dentist always asks me if I want "Mint," "Bubble Gum," or "Semen." I wonder if the mint or bubble gum flavors are any good?

galfordo · Jul 28, 2004

As if the drill and the bill aren't scary enough - now I've got to worry about unwittingly becoming a cum guzzler .... wtf man.

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jul 28, 2004

galfordo said:
As if the drill and the bill aren't scary enough - now I've got to worry about unwittingly becoming a cum guzzler .... wtf man.

As long as the drill your dentist is using doesn't have a mushroom top you should be good.

slerch666 · Jul 28, 2004

Stinky-Dinkins said:
No biggie. In some parts of the country that's considered standard practice.

When I get flouride my dentist always asks me if I want "Mint," "Bubble Gum," or "Semen." I wonder if the mint or bubble gum flavors are any good?

You sir, on occasion, post some funny ass shit.

I always thought it was weird when the dentist said he was going to fill my cavity and had me bend over...

EMAGDNIM · Jul 28, 2004

nruva said:
OK, that is fucked up.

Just what the fuck is wrong with some people... :rolleyes:

slerch666 · Jul 28, 2004

galfordo said:
As if the drill and the bill aren't scary enough - now I've got to worry about unwittingly becoming a cum guzzler .... wtf man.

So you mean you'd rather knowingly swallow cum?

This story is disgusting, but funny.

On top of all this, how often does a dentist make you swallow anything? I thought they prefer you spit?

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jul 28, 2004

slerch666 said:
On top of all this, how often does a dentist make you swallow anything? I thought they prefer you spit?

It depends on how little you pay them. They're like backwards prostitutes.

Electroman · Jul 28, 2004

So does this mean that 1 in 7 female humans know the taste of semen? What the fuck was this pervert thinking?

Any person who has sucked teh kawk knows what semen tastes like, whether its precum or the real jizz. And if most women give head, what the fuck was he expecting, the 100th woman/girl to complain?

He seriously needs not only help, a good kick in the ballz, but statistics 101 as well.

Fucker.

buster_broon · Jul 28, 2004

maybe its just patients with calcium deficiencies

hes topping them up to a good level

Kazuki Dash · Jul 28, 2004

my observations from that article:

1) that is seriously, seriously messed up

2) quite a few of his patients are quite familiar with semen already...heh

3) the good doctor will get to experience this himself once he's in the slammer...

abasuto · Jul 28, 2004

galfordo · Jul 28, 2004

Stinky-Dinkins said:
As long as the drill your dentist is using doesn't have a mushroom top you should be good.

When I asked, my dentist told me that mushroom top 3000 drills were standard tools of the trade these days .... :oh_no:

slerch666 said:
So you mean you'd rather knowingly swallow cum?

If I know its in my mouth - at least I'll know better than to swish around for 20 seconds before I spit it out.

And yeah, I realize that dentists usually ask you to spit, but "cum guzzler" just sounds so much cooler than "cum spitter". Say the two of them out loud a few times, and you'll see what I mean.

P.S. Abasuto, that's fuckin' nasty. :spock:

slerch666 · Jul 28, 2004

Abasuto said:

How exactly would that happen?

I once heard of a man who had cance/tumor in his head. At one point he had a hole in his skull. One day someone commented that he stunk, so he bathed multiple times and the stink remained. He went to the Dr, they inspected him and found that he had a cancerous tumor in his head, and that flies had laid their eggs in his head, which eventually turned into maggots. He had maggots living in his head. Maggots only eat rotting flesh, so they were actually helping him out a bit.

Just a lovely story I felt I needed to share. Is it true? Fuck if I know, but it still sounds cool.

galfordo · Jul 28, 2004

slerch666 said:
How exactly would that happen?

Ever seen an old fat guy who sits in a lounge chair asleep for about 20 hours a day with his mouth hanging wide open, with a half-empty beer in one hand and a bag of chips in the other? That's my guess, anyway.

slerch666 · Jul 28, 2004

galfordo said:
Ever seen an old fat guy who sits in a lounge chair asleep for about 20 hours a day with his mouth hanging wide open, with a half-empty beer in one hand and a bag of chips in the other? That's my guess, anyway.

Dude, you just described me...

just kidding.

135 lbs 5 ft 11 in of pure love muscle baby.

Atro · Jul 28, 2004

That is comedy gold man !

At least we know those bitches already knew what cum tastes like.

"Busted"

Insaneclown · Jul 29, 2004

SICK!!!

*Panzerkunst* · Jul 29, 2004

That article was just wrong and that picture made the snack I was having really unenjoyable.

Bishamon · Jul 29, 2004

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