Did Something I am not Proud off, well maybe.....

umiami80

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Yesterday, Friday, I happened across an Arcade in a Mall I have never been too. On my Lunch breaks I like to venture out to new areas to find new places and routes and what not, so I happened across this new (to me) arcade. I will not mention the place or location to protect my self.

So anyways I wander through and I see a 4 Slot MVS, all right! Have Puzzle Bobble, Metal Slug 3, SS2, and Capcom Vs. SNK. WOW, in the wild, never played SNK Vs. Capcom. SO I plunk in a .50 and begin to play.

Out of nowhere these tall, geeky looking dude just jumps up to the machine like he owns it and pumps in a 1/4 and picks Ryu, I have Earth Quake. Mind you I never played this game. This kid does not say a work but has this arrogant look on his face.

So we begin to play, and I don't think I got a move in, it was like I never hit the floor, I just kept flying across the screan, It felt like my controller didn't work, but I sure It did, there goes .50. And this kid is popping noizes and smirking and laughing under his breath, shaking his head. So I tell him that I never played it before and would like to try it for a while. He says he will go easier, so I play again the same thing happens and he laughs again "YOU SUCK DUDE" and he is laughing so hard now. Now he says just do it again, I will just block and do minor counters.

This time he did what he said, but every time he is like "UuuuuuP, so close Nope, sorry dude, why are you playing this game? HE was good, I couldn't hit him, i think I got a sweep, but then I flew around again.

Then I ask him why he is being an ass? I mean I have no clue who this kid is and now he and his friends are laughing @ me, whom I didn't see until they started. One of the fuckers told me to go play Pac Man and he wanted to play. I told him to fuck off and said I am staying right here. Then the Kid who I was playing said. "Well I am just gona have to keep on kicking your ass aren’t I” I then said that I think you need to leave. This bastard then starts to play as he just kicked my ass (He was VERY VERY good BTW) He just runs through the game like butter. Anyway I am standing there outa spite, but now his LEFT ELBOE keeps bumping me, and harder and harder each time. And he's like "sorry Dude, I just keep slipping” And all his friends are laughing and I think one of them now threw a French fry at me. But i can't move cuz he'll just jump in.


Then it happens, that candid laughter, they look at me with smirks on their faces, BAM, another Elbow hit, another sorry dude, I just can't help it. I get RIGHT UP TO THAT KIDS EAR, his face focused omn the screan, and state...

"I know what you are doing, and if you don't stop I am gona shove my foot in you mouth.' More candid laughter from the peanut gallery, and he goes "Oh really, ok, sure." And I here more talk about me, I stand there with the look of death in my Eyes, staring @ him, while he plays smugly, then BAM, this time he hits me again, doesn't hurt, exaggerated though and pushes me a Few inches. They start to laugh.....


It went like this, he was gona say "Oops, sorry." He didn't get to say Sorry, just the oops and the S......

This dude was taller then me, but like 150 Pounds, I am 240, I just bounced back after the push and with all my might grabbed the back of that kids head and SMASHED IT AS HARD AS I COULD INTO THE MONITOR. It shattered the glass cover and looked like a bloody spider web, I then just twisted his face in the glass, not to much but like I was holding his head the and kinda forcing it deeper, it didn't really go to much so I let go and he fell onto the ground covering his face screaming. I really didn't expect to break the glass, I was shoked and surprised @ the same time. Then I started kicking and kicking and I think I stomped his head like 10 times, I don't really remember, and his friends started yelling but did nothing, nothing else. "Just stop dude, Just Stop" is all I heard over and over again. This kid was seriously messed up now, Blood was everywhere, no doubt stitches, and he was kind of crying/whimpering. I had some blood on my Shirt too.


I just turned around and walked out slowly, my heart was racing like never before past some security guards running the other way, way down the hallway, walked out slowly got in my car, and just drove away.


Wow, never snapped like that before, I hope he is ok but he needs to have a permanent scar, they are important as they remind you that the past is real. :cool:
 
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Yo, that is messed up. Did you check to make sure he wasn't dead? The honorable thing would have been to stand your ground and call for help, even if you are the perpetrator.
 

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Was it a super-cancel when you slammed his head?

When the cops come for you tell em you don't play video games.. :rolleyes:
 

umiami80

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Whats a super-cancel?

I am sure he is fine, I think it was just his fore head, just scars is all.... And A good beating, I didn't expect it to go down like that, it Just did..


I doubt the cops will find me, they suck in that arear and I live damn near 100 miles away...
 

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umiami80 said:
Yesterday, Friday, I happened across an Arcade in a Mall I have never been too. On my Lunch breaks I like to venture out to new areas to find new places and routes and what not, so I happened across this new (to me) arcade.

umiami80 said:
I doubt the cops will find me, they suck in that arear and I live damn near 100 miles away...

During your lunch breaks you go on 100 mile cruises?
 

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Fuck it, Good, at least that'll stop him from acting like an asshole in future.

Though I wouldn't say you did the right thing, he sounded like he needed a beating anyway.
 

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Hmmm, I would have called Iori in and had him do some Madien Smashers on him, but that's just me.
 

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tsukaesugi said:
During your lunch breaks you go on 100 mile cruises?

I wonder how long is his lunch break?
 

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umiami80 said:
I will not mention the place or location to protect my self.
You might as well mention the place. Nobody's going to read your story and think, "I wonder if that was the same guy I saw who mashed someone's bloody face into the shattered screen...? Well, he doesn't say where it happened, so I guess maybe it was a different guy." Not mentioning the place just makes it sound (more) made up.
 

tsukaesugi

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umiami80 said:
This dude was taller then me, but like 150 Pounds, I am 240, I just bounced back after the push and with all my might grabbed the back of that kids head and SMASHED IT AS HARD AS I COULD INTO THE MONITOR. It shattered the glass cover and looked like a bloody spider web. And then the guy had A SYNTACTIC ANEURYSM. It was so cool. A WINNAR IS ME!

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umiami80 said:
Yesterday, Friday, I happened across an Arcade in a Mall I have never been too. On my Lunch breaks I like to venture out to new areas to find new places and routes and what not, so I happened across this new (to me) arcade. I will not mention the place or location to protect my self.

So anyways I wander through and I see a 4 Slot MVS, all right! Have Puzzle Bobble, Metal Slug 3, SS2, and Capcom Vs. SNK. WOW, in the wild, never played SNK Vs. Capcom. SO I plunk in a .50 and begin to play.

Out of nowhere these tall, geeky looking dude just jumps up to the machine like he owns it and pumps in a 1/4 and picks Ryu, I have Earth Quake. Mind you I never played this game. This kid does not say a work but has this arrogant look on his face.

So we begin to play, and I don't think I got a move in, it was like I never hit the floor, I just kept flying across the screan, It felt like my controller didn't work, but I sure It did, there goes .50. And this kid is popping noizes and smirking and laughing under his breath, shaking his head. So I tell him that I never played it before and would like to try it for a while. He says he will go easier, so I play again the same thing happens and he laughs again "YOU SUCK DUDE" and he is laughing so hard now. Now he says just do it again, I will just block and do minor counters.

This time he did what he said, but every time he is like "UuuuuuP, so close Nope, sorry dude, why are you playing this game? HE was good, I couldn't hit him, i think I got a sweep, but then I flew around again.

Then I ask him why he is being an ass? I mean I have no clue who this kid is and now he and his friends are laughing @ me, whom I didn't see until they started. One of the fuckers told me to go play Pac Man and he wanted to play. I told him to fuck off and said I am staying right here. Then the Kid who I was playing said. "Well I am just gona have to keep on kicking your ass aren’t I” I then said that I think you need to leave. This bastard then starts to play as he just kicked my ass (He was VERY VERY good BTW) He just runs through the game like butter. Anyway I am standing there outa spite, but now his LEFT ELBOE keeps bumping me, and harder and harder each time. And he's like "sorry Dude, I just keep slipping” And all his friends are laughing and I think one of them now threw a French fry at me. But i can't move cuz he'll just jump in.


Then it happens, that candid laughter, they look at me with smirks on their faces, BAM, another Elbow hit, another sorry dude, I just can't help it. I get RIGHT UP TO THAT KIDS EAR, his face focused omn the screan, and state...

"I know what you are doing, and if you don't stop I am gona shove my foot in you mouth.' More candid laughter from the peanut gallery, and he goes "Oh really, ok, sure." And I here more talk about me, I stand there with the look of death in my Eyes, staring @ him, while he plays smugly, then BAM, this time he hits me again, doesn't hurt, exaggerated though and pushes me a Few inches. They start to laugh.....


It went like this, he was gona say "Oops, sorry." He didn't get to say Sorry, just the oops and the S......

This dude was taller then me, but like 150 Pounds, I am 240, I just bounced back after the push and with all my might grabbed the back of that kids head and SMASHED IT AS HARD AS I COULD INTO THE MONITOR. It shattered the glass cover and looked like a bloody spider web, I then just twisted his face in the glass, not to much but like I was holding his head the and kinda forcing it deeper, it didn't really go to much so I let go and he fell onto the ground covering his face screaming. I really didn't expect to break the glass, I was shoked and surprised @ the same time. Then I started kicking and kicking and I think I stomped his head like 10 times, I don't really remember, and his friends started yelling but did nothing, nothing else. "Just stop dude, Just Stop" is all I heard over and over again. This kid was seriously messed up now, Blood was everywhere, no doubt stitches, and he was kind of crying/whimpering. I had some blood on my Shirt too.


I just turned around and walked out slowly, my heart was racing like never before past some security guards running the other way, way down the hallway, walked out slowly got in my car, and just drove away.


Wow, never snapped like that before, I hope he is ok but he needs to have a permanent scar, they are important as they remind you that the past is real. :cool:


;)
 

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Dude,

Good job... I think thats what most of us would have wanted to do.

I just hope you don't get yourself into any trouble with teh law.

"It's impressive seeing a man feed off his emotions."
 
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Um...thats just crazy...remember...its just a game...and he sounded liek a complete loser (and sucks in life in general)...
 

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A level 3 super art dragon punch would've done much more damage at that range. Try it next time.
 

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Aw, guys... yesterday I did something I'm not really proud of. Well, OK, I'm a little bit proud. Actually I'm really really proud. Here's what happened.

Yesterday, Friday, I happened across an arcade in a part of Tokyo I have never been too. On my Lunch breaks I like to venture all over the city to find new places and routes and what not. Sometimes I travel hundreds of miles in one sitting! Anyway I happened across this new (to me) arcade. I will not mention the place or location to protect my self.

So anyways I wander through and I see a KOF 2002 cab. W00t. I haven't played '02 in a few weeks now, I'ma play me some of that. So I sit down and start playing. I'm just getting into my groove, when out of nowhere comes this little kid. He must have only been about eight years old or so: scrawny, short, and really shy lookin'.

'Mister,' he says to me. 'Mister, can I play with you? All I have is 100 yen. It's my whole allowance for the entire week, but I really like this game so I'd like to play it too'

'Pfft' I say, 'Hurry up and stick your coin in. You'd better be good. I don't like it when people waste my time'.

So we begin to play, and I don't think he got a move in, it was like he never hit the floor, he just kept flying across the screen. Part of the problem was the pansy ass team he picked. I mean Athena, Chin, and Choi? Yeah right. He was no match for my killer Rugal, Clone Kyo, Iori combo.

The whole time we play I'm popping noises and smirking and laughing under my breath, shaking my head. I keep on yelling 'GENOCIDE CUTTER' everytime I do the move just to throw this kid off. Every now and then I bump him with my elbow too. I mean a guy's gotta do whatever it takes to win, right?

The match is over in a matter of seconds. There's a brief silence, then I turn around and look at the kid. A tear starts to fall from his eye. I yell "YOU SUCK DUDE" and I am laughing so hard now.

Suddenly the kid starts to bawl. I mean he was really really upset. 'My aaaalllowaaance!' he cries. 'Yeah yeah kid. You win some, you lose some' I tell him. 'Now get lost'.

So I try to start playing again. My next match against the computer has started and I need to concentrate. But this kid keeps crying and crying. Oh man, I can't take it anymore, this brat and his sobs, and his snuffles, and his wheezes are just getting to me. I try to ignore him, but it's no good. The computer beats my first character. I'm losing because of this little kid. He's still beside me crying 'My luuuunnnch mooooney'. I'm going crazy here. The computer beats me again. 'AARRGGH' I yell. That's it. I snap.

With all my might grabbed the back of that kids head and SMASHED IT AS HARD AS I COULD INTO THE MONITOR. It shattered the glass cover and looked like a bloody spider web, I then just twisted his face in the glass, not to much but like I was holding his head the and kinda forcing it deeper, it didn't really go to much so I let go and he fell onto the ground covering his face screaming. I really didn't expect to break the glass, I was shoked and surprised @ the same time. Then I started kicking and kicking and I think I stomped his head like 10 times, I don't really remember, and his friends started yelling but did nothing, nothing else. "Just stop dude, Just Stop" is all I heard over and over again. This kid was seriously messed up now, Blood was everywhere, no doubt stitches, and he was kind of crying/whimpering. I had some blood on my Shirt too.

I just turned around and walked out slowly, my heart was racing like never before. Man, that felt great.

Wow, never snapped like that before, I hope he is ok but he needs to have a permanent scar, they are important as they remind you that the past is real.
 
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ya know, i think it's good that the asshole got what was coming to him, but i also don't believe in fighting over something so stupid.

if the bastard was so good, why was he talking trash?

the only time i've ever had an experience like that was when MvC2 came out. I was at the beach, and there was this arcade at the mall. The line to play the new machine was out the door, and there was this guy who just kept winning. Everyone was just trying to beat him, so I gave it a try...and lost. Oh well...he wasn't an asshole...didn't even say anything. I just told him that he was amazing for having the winning streak.

Remember, it's just a game. It's gonna be here even when your not.
 
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so the nerd king got out of his mom's basement?

doesnt sound believable to me.

+1 before this thread moves to the war room.
 

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haha, everyone says the asshole got what was coming to him. but how much of a loser are you if you got your ass kicked in a game and had to kick the kid's ass in real life to mend your wounded ego?
 

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Yeah i don't care if this story is real or not but it made my fucking day. Sounds like you just totally snapped dude. Oh well I wouldn't be proud of myself if i did what you did but at least that guy and his punk ass friends won't fuck with anyone else anymore.
 

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If you were any good youd have stood back and floored him with one good round house. Smashing heads into monitors is a mugs game. If you really did that ( I doubt it, was probably all a dream imho) and if the cops got involved, I hope they catch up with you and charge you with grievous bodily harm. You can do time for that. Just my 2 cents
 

umiami80

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During your lunch breaks you go on 100 mile cruises


I commute 50 Miles to work, but have many meetings in random areas, so @ this particular moment, I was some 100 Miles away in my lunch break, not driving 100 miles to lunch.


haha, everyone says the asshole got what was coming to him. but how much of a loser are you if you got your ass kicked in a game and had to kick the kid's ass in real life to mend your wounded ego?


True, in fact VERY true but remember he was hitting me and also making a fool of me to impress his friends. I have bad judgement skills when it comes to confrontation. I like to go over the top to get my point across. If Someone is messing with me, even if it is harmless banter, I wana make it so they will never even think to do it again. Normally walk up to them and ask them to put there hands up, if they don't I'll know they are all talk and just give them a little smack or a flinch, but if they do we fight, fair enough. Normally I am very nice and patient, but when a stranger just walks up to me, and fucks with me and thinks he's gona get away with it, there is gona be Hell to pay, and he did. Now if he just kept kicking my ass in the Game, well there is nothing I can do, but he put his hands on me, the other guys were throwing shit @ me and fucking with me. there were 5 all together, and then me I shut him up, the others did nothing, done.


Again I didn't expect to break it, I kinda hoped he would have bonced off the screan, and fell back, now I know for next time.


No Servailance Camera?


I hope not, But I am sure I would be busted by now.
 
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