I think I have the worst neighbors

showdownfan666 · Jun 16, 2004

I can't beleive what happened today. My brother and I have recently been taking down my pool in the back and only had a little to go. This pool was mostly aluminum so I was going to sell the parts for extra cash. I woke up and saw my neighbors in my back yard I told them to get off my property and I wish I was fully up. I didn't notice that all the pool parts and even some of the pool that was still connected was gone. The Bastards stole it and I let them get away I feel like an idiot. I called the cops and they said there was nothing they could do because I actually didn't see them take it. They also use my grill when I'm not at home and behind my house is an alley and they use it as a parking lot and throw their garbage there so we get cited for it from the city. I'm bout ready to kill em because I tried reasoning with them but they just ran their mouth talking shit. I hate the bastards but I can't move :very_ang:

They ruined my day after I went out and bought some awesome dvd's(Simpsons 4, The Critic and Samurai X Reflection)and my Darkness concert was today. I can never have a good day apperantly. I wanted to buy some aes games and some anime dvd's but that's flushed down the toilet. On a side note to let you know more about my asshole neighbors they constanly have their car stereos blasting with that stupid bass GOD I HATE THEM

BeefJerky · Jun 16, 2004

They fuck with you, you FUCK BACK. Who gives a shit if they're Puerto Rican.

Buro Destruct · Jun 16, 2004

Firebomb their house.

Dallas_Five · Jun 16, 2004

i guess that sucks, but look on the bright side: shit could be a hell of a lot worse.

ALso: they stole your pool? LMAO.

PleaseKillMeNow · Jun 16, 2004

Take a shit in their front yard.

Man, that's my solution to everything, innit?

Frame Gride 2 · Jun 16, 2004

Do what Jim Carrey would do in this situation...

Get a Newspaper (Preferably the times because it is so big) and walk over to the front of their lawn sometime in the morning or afternoon and while they are watching... pull down your pants and take a shit on their lawn. Just say you lost your directions to the nearest bathroom

SEGA_X · Jun 16, 2004

I think I have nieghbors just like you they always try to break in my house plus
theyre Black(Im not a racist.)

showdownfan666 · Jun 16, 2004

Here's my problem I live with my dad and grandma. Now my dad is a disabled vet and my grandma is also disabled. What happens if they break into my house when I'm not there my dad and grandma can't do anything. I know not to judge the race by a couple of assholes but you don't live next to them I do. They act like they own my fathers backyard and do what ever they want because he can't do anything about it. I'll edit my post and take out the race thing since it offends everyone :oh_no:

SwordPlay · Jun 16, 2004

Kill them.

showdownfan666 · Jun 16, 2004

Dallas_Five said:
i guess that sucks, but look on the bright side: shit could be a hell of a lot worse.

ALso: they stole your pool? LMAO.

I had almost all the pool down it was in peices in the back. Like I said I did the work and they got the money fucking dicks

showdownfan666 · Jun 16, 2004

SwordPlay said:
Kill them.

You don't know how bad I want to

BeefJerky · Jun 16, 2004

My nextdoor neighbors are French immigrants. Think about how bad I feel.

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jun 16, 2004

Steal their mail for 14 days. After 14 days return the envelopes to their mail box (keep the contents of the mail). If necessary, repeat the process.

It's only fair.

showdownfan666 · Jun 16, 2004

Stinky-Dinkins said:
Steal their mail for 14 days. After 14 days return the envelopes to their mail box (keep the contents of the mail). If necessary, repeat the process.

It's only fair.

off topic:Love the Farley sig you have

Living in a van down by the river

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jun 16, 2004

showdownfan666 said:
off topic:Love the Farley sig you have Living in a van down by the river

jindo · Jun 16, 2004

Damn, that's terrible. You should definitely get one of those "beware of " signs.
For example one of my friend's father is a gun collector and he has a sign on his front door saying "Forget the dog, beware of the owner!" and it has a picture of magnum 44 on it.

You should definitely let those roaches know that you mean business. :mad_2:

jindo · Jun 16, 2004

Tom Wopat said:
Take a shit in their front yard.

Man, that's my solution to everything, innit?

I think it'll be more effective if you do that on their car. Specially on the spot between the hood and the windshield. :glee:

Lagduf · Jun 16, 2004

This is what guns are for.

The next time they're on your property bust out the double barrel shotgun, aim for the head, and threaten to pull both triggers. I think they might start taking you seriously then.

Although you might get killed that way or end up in prison so alternatively i suggest throwing poop into their lawn like others have suggested.

Of course if you really do want to kill them you could spray all kinds of toxic chemicals on your grill so when they use it when you're not there all kinds of fun flavoring will be added to their meat.

Seriously though, you don't have a fence? If you do then build a better one. Barbed wire is your friend.

showdownfan666 · Jun 16, 2004

Lagduf said:
This is what guns are for.

The next time they're on your property bust out the double barrel shotgun, aim for the head, and threaten to pull both triggers. I think they might start taking you seriously then.

Although you might get killed that way or end up in prison so alternatively i suggest throwing poop into their lawn like others have suggested.

Of course if you really do want to kill them you could spray all kinds of toxic chemicals on your grill so when they use it when you're not there all kinds of fun flavoring will be added to their meat.

Seriously though, you don't have a fence? If you do then build a better one. Barbed wire is your friend.

I have a fence but like I said there's an alley behind my yard and the fence has a door there so they can just open it and walk in freely. The fence also insn't that high I'm going to get an estimate on how much it would cost for a higher fence.
And for the gun part don't worry I'm a crack shot. The guys next door are wusses. When my brother was over (he's a bouncer at a club. buff dude) and told the one guy to move his stuff he talked shit but didn't look at him while doing it (this is what pansies do) unfortanately the guys mom and little brothers and sisters are cool. It's just one or two guys (can never tell who lives there and who doesn't) and their friends. I'm thinking bout bashing their windshiels and popping there tires

Buro Destruct · Jun 16, 2004

I keep seeing "I'm not a racist" in these posts.

Liars. Everyone is a racist to some extent, why else do you feel the need to refute this fact? Why does it matter that they're Puerto Rican, or black, or etc? I'm not trying to say being racist is bad, its a conveinent social mechanism. Anyone who tries to debate on this is going to lose.

Seriously, just do whatever you can to get back at them. Fuck 'em, if they can't be bothered to work for things then you can't be bothered to be civil.

Plisken · Jun 16, 2004

if i lived in america i'd have took a photo of them doing it, then shot them dead. YEE HAW!

Neon_Sonic · Jun 16, 2004

This sounds like a really sucky situation and I would be extremely pissed off. Have you tried talking to the guy's mom about this? You said she was cool, so she might be able to help. If you actually catch them in your backyard again, you could also pop out with a shotgun and scare the hell out of them. Then again, slashing some tires, stealing mail, or flinging poop also sounds like an easy way to retaliate.

SEGA_X said:
I think I have nieghbors just like you they always try to break in my house plus
theyre Black(Im not a racist.)

They continually try to break into your house? Haven't you ever seen them and called the cops?

ClassicMode1985 · Jun 16, 2004

911 is a joke in yo town!

Now I dialed 911 a long time ago
Don't you see how late they're reactin'
They only come and they come when they wanna
So get the morgue embalm the goner
They don't care 'cause they stay paid anyway
They teach ya like an ace they can't be betrayed
I know you stumble with no use people
If your life is on the line they you're dead today
Late comings with the late comin' stretcher
That's a body bag in disguise y'all betcha
I call 'em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya?
With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya
They are the kings 'cause they swing amputation
Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation
I can prove it to you watch the rotation
It all adds up to a funky situation
So get up get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown!

Nesagwa · Jun 16, 2004

Just set up a video camera where they cant see it and leave it running.

All you need is some video of them coming into your yard for a trespassing charge.

galfordo · Jun 16, 2004

I'd seriously consider moving. The thugs that are causing all this trouble probably have very little to lose - there's really no way to deal with those kind of people. Move, make sure you're unlisted in the phone book, then throw a paper bag filled with your own $hyte on their front door every month for the next 5-6 years. Even steven :buttrock:

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