When do you think the world will end?

Nesagwa

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When Jesus make his return or something.

The guy on the christian channel said that these are the end times, so I bought his book, and he was right.
 

galfordo

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Long after everyone on this forum is dead and forgotten.
 

ClassicMode1985

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When people dont give a shit about the end of the world and realize that it's a big scare to make you go to church. When in reality the end of the world wont even be in this damn millienium. Cuz if Dinosaurs lasted 65 Millions years...wouldnt it be stupid if humans lasted only 2000?
 

PleaseKillMeNow

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Nesagwa said:
When Jesus make his return or something.

The guy on the christian channel said that these are the end times, so I bought his book, and he was right.

Loser.

These two hot chicks came to the door and GAVE me the book. I tried to score, but they said that the only man in their life was Geegus.
 

shir0

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You should have told them you were best buddies with the head Mormon
guy, they would do anything to get close to him. Anything.

Later

shir0
 

PleaseKillMeNow

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shir0 said:
You should have told them you were best buddies with the head Mormon
guy, they would do anything to get close to him. Anything.

Later

shir0

It's funny...

Not only do I actually know Mormons, I once knew the head Mormon guy thingie.
 

Neon_Sonic

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Never. Well, at least not until long after humanity is forgotten.

I believe I'm quoting Buro Destruct, here:

"The Earth was here long before you and it will be here long after humanity has ceased to exist. Enjoy your stay."

That pretty much sums up my feelings on the subject. In all seriousness, predicting the proverbial end of the world is stupid and pointless. Televangelists and the like are simply playing off of the fears of the painfully ignorant to make money. Sadly, it works wonders.
 

shir0

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Was he wearing bubblewrap?

Also, that was the quickest reply EVER.

Later

shir0
 

Nesagwa

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ClassicMode1985 said:
When people dont give a shit about the end of the world and realize that it's a big scare to make you go to church. When in reality the end of the world wont even be in this damn millienium. Cuz if Dinosaurs lasted 65 Millions years...wouldnt it be stupid if humans lasted only 2000?

So humans have only been around for 2000 years?

Wow, so man kind started with Jesus. Nice to know.
 

PleaseKillMeNow

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Nesagwa said:
So humans have only been around for 2000 years?

Wow, so man kind started with Jesus. Nice to know.

Jesus was a caveman.

A brown caveman.
 
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BeefJerky

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Who gives a rat's ass? Really now, is this a question that PLAGUES you that much? What. A. Dumbass.
 
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World War III, and I predict it will be instigated by none other than the USA

I also predict a deadly asteroid to hit this planet within the next 1000 years or so. We are due for it, historically speaking anyway.
 

TrailerTrash

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When will the world end?

When I press the little red button....

if you want to survive send all your NG stuff to my P.O. box
 

Soniku

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The dinosaurs out-living humans makes sense since they were stupid. Humans on the other hand have technology that can destroy us instantly.
 

kc

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WWIII will kill us all, nukes nukes nukes :shame:
 

ClassicMode1985

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Nesagwa said:
So humans have only been around for 2000 years?

Wow, so man kind started with Jesus. Nice to know.


Yes do the math, Jesus was born 3 BC, died 27AD. Plus the year 2000AD did not count as an actual year, thus making 2001 as the offical start of the new mllienium

That's 4 years lost...and its 2004 now...thus 2000 years
 
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