Ps2 0wnz J00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Well at least nobody here said "OMG ASL GAMECUBE HAHA KIDDY GAMEZ LOLLOOLOLOLOLOLLZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!11111"
I hate that mentality, and every kid my age (and really all other age-groups as well) uses that as an excuse to make it sound like it's the "cool," trendy" thing to own a Playstation 2. I don't get it. If you even mention that you own
anything that's not a Playstation 2, from the current era that we live in or another one, they proceed to fight with you even if you were just trying to have a normal conversation. Their argument is always about the "graphix!" Yet I prove to them that GameCube and X-Box are superior hardware-wise (games are opinion-based, but there's a limit on that too), but it doesn't matter. One kid actually believed that the Playstation 2 was "magical" and the reason why games don't look as good on it as they do on Dreamcast (this was a couple years back) was because it was so powerful that developers just couldn't handle the insane amounts of power it could output at once! This however, did not matter, since even though the games didn't "look" as good, they still have "better graphix0rz!" To this day I don't get it, I just don't get it.
A couple months ago I mentioned Dreamcast to not_sonic when we were talking about I don't know what. Immediately some ass-hat behind us (this was in school) chimed in and ranted about how much Dreamcast sucks. This would happen everytime the word "Dreamcast" came into play in a conversation and he overheard it. It's like these people have a fucking radar and whenever they hear the word "Dreamcast," (it's not as bad as GameCube or X-Box, but they're up there to on the hatred chart) they take it offensively and start bitching at you. It's like liberals and President George W. Bush. I mean seriously, this guy wasn't even in on the conversation, just stay the fuck away if you don't like what we're talking about.
It's almost like a poor attempt at making a current, mainstream system into a "cult" system if you look at it from the perspective that I've been seeing it at, which is pretty pathetic. However, this does not seem to be far from the truth, really... Like I said before, all the "cool," "trendy" kids have Playstation 2's and maybe their little brother/sister owns a GameCube since they're younger than 7 years old. It's like a fad that never dies... Even Pokemon died, geeze.
Another interesting tidbit that I'd like to point out is that most of the Sony fan-base consists of the most gullibe, misinformed shit-heads that I've ever had the misfortune to be in a conversation with. You can tell them
anything and they'll believe it:
Asshat 1: "Dude, did you know that the Playstation 3 is coming out tomorrow, followed by the Playstation 9 next week!? It's going to be soooooooooo siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!!!!!!!!!11".
Asshat 2: "D00d are you serious!? OMG ASL I've been all of my money for this day! Did you know that the Playstation 3 will take advantage of other Playstation 3s that aren't in use over the internet to make it more powerful!?",
Asshat 1: "Dude, nooooooooooo way!!!!!!!!!111 OMG!!!!!!11"
Asshat 2: "It also can pump out 2390482390489234902380423420923423904 polygons, whatever that means!!!!!!!!!11 It also uses *says really slow* C...E...E...E...L...L...L...L....T...E...C...H...N...O...L...O...G...Y... WHATEVER THAT IS, I DUNNO, BUT IT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME SO IT'S BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER SYSTEM, R0X0RZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!11"
Asshat 1: "OMG I just read that It's going to have Unreal Tournament 2007, Final Fantasy 13 and Super Mario Eclipse on launch, which is tomorrow! I can't wait!!!!!111"
Asshat 2: "HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN NINTENDO WAS BOUGHT OUT BY SONY!!!!!!1111?"
Asshat 1: "YESSSSSSSSSSSS THAT'S BECAUSE NINTENDO AND
ALL THEIR GAMES SUCKED SO MUCH THAT THEY NEEDED SONY TO LIVE ON!!!!!!!11 SO NOW WE GET TO PLAY MARIO GAMES ON PLAYSTATION!!!!!11 [ok, so why do they want to play Super Mario Eclipse if
all Nintendo games suck so much?] And the best part is, since Sony bought out Nintendo, Playstation 3 is backwards compatible with GAMECUBE, NES, GAMEBOY ADVANCE, TURBO DUO AND SEGA MASTER SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!11"
Asshat 2: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT, AWESOME!!!!!!111 Wait, what are Master System and Turbo Duo?"
Asshat 1: "I don't know, somebody was talking about them though so PS3 has got to be backwards compatible with it since nobody would talk about anything but Playstation 3 today."
Asshat 1 and 2 together: "...AWESOME!!!!!.... SEGA SUX0RZ!!!!!!!11"
Informed Person: "You're both retards, everything that's come out of your mouths for the past 5 minutes is about as accurate as GameFAQs' rumor mill."
Asshat 1 and 2 together: "OMG YOU POST AT GAMEFAQS TOO!?"
Informed Person: "No, god-dammit!"
Asshat 1 and 2 together: "FUCK YOU SONY HATER!!!!11 Go away now, before we beat you with our old PSONES!"
Informed Person: "....I'll be more than happy to..."
I could go on with that conversation, but I think you get the idea. But to continue with how mis-informed people are, you can take my Dad's store for example. He works in a camera store and he has trouble with people not buying certain products for stupid reasons. Someone one might want a camera with a certain feature. He has a camera with that feature, but they insist that he sells them the Sony version of the camera which either doesn't exist, or costs more and does less. The customer will then refuse to buy the Samsung version of the camera which is more cost efficient and has more features/is of a higher quality. The customer will then either purchase the Sony product or nothing at all if a Sony version doesn't exist... or does it exist? Supposedly they just saw an ad in the newspaper for a Sony camera that some store is clearly selling even though it's not due out until 2005.
Moving back to the Playstation 2 topic, let's not forget that all these people own their PS2's for is Gran Theft Auto 3/Vice City and Grand Turismo 3, nothing else (there's the occasional Final Fantasy X/X-2). What I don't understand is, is why everyone always raves about how great the "graphix0rz" are in the GTA series. GTA is probably the worst looking game on the Playstation 2... And the game is so shitty that it's practically a fact that it sucks (sorry, I had to say that, maybe the element that I'm surrounded by everyday in school is rubbing off on me, but with a different opinion). It's awesome for comedy though, running around blowing shit up and adding narration to it is definitely great (with other people that is).
Sorry I went off on a rant there, I know this has been re-iterated a thousand times over, but the truth is people just plain suck at life, facts, and purchases.
I really believe that not only is this mentality the cause of shitty sales for Nintendo, but the cause of a lot of problems in this world. I don't know about the rest of the world, but from what I've seen with the morons around me, they'll become biased to a particular company (usually Sony) and then claim that their producs are the best, so they only buy camcorders, cameras, CD players, etc., that are Sony products, and Sony products only, and in the case of Sony, there products mysteriously stop working after 6 months, which happened to a friend of mine when she got her Sony CD player... She wasn't biased though, the CD player just happened to be made by Sony... It's this biased and misinformed society that we live in that causes the downfall of many products/companies/businesses these days.
Disclaimer: I'm using Sony as the company that people are biased towards since it seems to be the number one company for people to cling to, not because of my hatred for Sony... that I don't have...

. Keep in mind that this happens with all companies and that Sony fans aren't the only people to blame.
And remember, "kiddy" games suck and PS2 0wnz j00 all fo' fr33!
Disclaimer 2: I did not proof-read this post and I skipped around as I wrote it. I appologize if this was the most inconsistant post that you've read since Japhei was a member here.
Edit: I forgot to talk about the "new is better" philosophy. But basically to show the hypocrisy behind that, at least with the Sony fan-based. Just ask yourself (and them) why they're so fond of Playstation 2 if X-Box and GameCube are both approximately 2 years younger?
The "graphix mean everything" mentality I don't understand either. I've actually had people (mainly Playstation 2 owners) tell me that "graphix" are all matters/impresses wthem with games. If that's the case, why are they wasting their time playing video games and not just watching tech demos/CG movies instead?
I've only scratched the surface, but I'm done for today.