One final thought on Ray Charles, and how he proves Nietzsche!

aria

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I was thinking about the death of the great singer/songwriter/musician/good guy Ray Charles, and thinking about the classic logic lesson based (humorously) around him... Then I realized his death actually adds a very interesting ending to the logical puzzle, thus proving one of Friedrich Nietzsche most famous sayings:

God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Therefore Ray Charles is God.
Ray Charles is dead.
Therefore God is Dead.

...and Nietzsche was right!
 

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Bobak said:
I was thinking about the death of the great singer/songwriter/musician/good guy Ray Charles, and thinking about the classic logic lesson based (humorously) around him... Then I realized his death actually adds a very interesting ending to the logical puzzle, thus proving one of Friedrich Nietzsche most famous sayings:

God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Therefore Ray Charles is God.
Ray Charles is dead.
Therefore God is Dead.

...and Nietzsche was right!

Pass that joint man.
 

aria

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Dudes... I'm being serious, man! :loco:

:D :D :D

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genjiglove said:
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion man...

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
 

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Bobak is hairy.
Iraqis are hairy.
Saddam Hussein is Iraqi.
Therefore, Bobak is Saddam Hussein.

HOLY SHIT!!!1! It's all coming together...
 

genjiglove

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Temjin said:
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus...
 

Spike Spiegel

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So God is blind? Ray Charles is "dog" spelled backwards? So, the next time I make love, I could say "let's make god".... having sex makes god, so I could bring Ray Charles back by doing the nasty? Am I on the right track?

Spike
 

Hecker

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Those syllogisms are amazing. They would do Spoonman proud.


I miss him....


:crying:
 

roker

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Bobak said:
I was thinking about the death of the great singer/songwriter/musician/good guy Ray Charles, and thinking about the classic logic lesson based (humorously) around him... Then I realized his death actually adds a very interesting ending to the logical puzzle, thus proving one of Friedrich Nietzsche most famous sayings:

God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Therefore Ray Charles is God.
Ray Charles is dead.
Therefore God is Dead.

...and Nietzsche was right!


hmmmm . . . but you're forgetting something:

bobak = kabob
 

Lovecraft0110

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Dallas_Five said:
Bobak is hairy.
Iraqis are hairy.
Saddam Hussein is Iraqi.
Therefore, Bobak is Saddam Hussein.

HOLY SHIT!!!1! It's all coming together...

Hmmm...

wait that's it! everything is clear to me now!

:mr_t:
 

aria

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Dallas_Five said:
Bobak is hairy.
Iraqis are hairy.
Saddam Hussein is Iraqi.
Therefore, Bobak is Saddam Hussein.

HOLY SHIT!!!1! It's all coming together...

One flaw:

Other than my face and a few other given locations I grow virtually no body hair :buttrock:

A "hairless" Persian? Oh yeah, and that makes me very popular with teh ladies :buttrock:

-I defy both the Persian "rug" and the Persain cat :D

I'm Persialicious.

:buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock:
 

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Bobak said:
One flaw:

Other than my face and a few other given locations I grow virtually no body hair :buttrock:

A "hairless" Persian? Oh yeah, and that makes me very popular with teh ladies :buttrock:

-I defy both the Persian "rug" and the Persain cat :D

I'm Persialicious.

:buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock:

If I were you, I would demand people called me the Prince of Persia.

But then again, I'm not really that smart.
 
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