Has anyone ever heard Jennifer Love Hewitt sing?

Mike Shagohod

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I remember hearing that she sings as well as acts but I never see any CDs of hers anywhere... I came across this album title called "Let's Go Bang!" and my eyebrows went up Magnum P.I. style. ANYHOW, can this chick sing at all? Are her musical efforts worth looking into, or should I just leave it alone and go see THE GARFEILD movie just to stare at one of the few skinnys out there that I'd nail like a 75 round drum magazined AK-47 on full auto???

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Mercenary X99 said:
ANYHOW, can this chick sing at all?
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The short answer is: yes, but you probably don't want to hear it.

Mercenary X99 said:
I never see any CDs of hers anywhere...
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There's a very good reason why. On a scale of William Shatner to Jennifer Lopez, she's somewhere in the middle. Not bad enough to have any camp value, and not talented enough that you'd want to listen to it.
 
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...damn man, thanks for being brutally honest but I gotta' find one of her CDs and hear it for myself. As the one of 10 "Skinnys" out there I adore I just gotta' know for myself. ---Your words of wisdom however have been noted, should my ears bleed you'll be the first to know. The chick is HOT though, been wanting to fuck her silly since I was a kid watching Kid's Incorporated. Me + JLH = LOVEBURGER!

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Ok, before I post this, I am not:
1) her publicist
2) a fan
3) on the other side of the fence, if you catch my drift

However, I have a few things to say about Jennifer Love Hewitt's so-called music:
1) Her hit single (cue drum & cymbal crash) Barenaked was co-wrote by Meridith "Bitch" Brooks. Take that as you will.
2) Her label also represents `Nsync, the Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears.
3) She was a child singing prodigy (cue drum & cymbal crash) and claims it his her greatest talent and love

I only know this because I am a pop culture loser/nerd/geek and I am not stalking her.
Ok, I gotta go but I'll be back in a minute I'm...going outside...to...stalk...Jennifer Love Hewitt. D'oh!
 
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I actually saw one of her videos on mtv a long time ago. It was horrible. But to be honest I hate all pop music.
 
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chemical said:
The short answer is: yes, but you probably don't want to hear it.



There's a very good reason why. On a scale of William Shatner to Jennifer Lopez, she's somewhere in the middle. Not bad enough to have any camp value, and not talented enough that you'd want to listen to it.
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Which one has talent, Shatner or Lopez? Clearly not shatner... but then again clearly not lopez... was thier a 3rd option I missed or something?
 
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FRICK YOU ALL SHE HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL AND WAS AWESOME IN THE MOVIE "THE TUXEDO" STARING JACKIE CHAN. :very_ang: :very_ang:
 
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I remember seeing one of her videos a WHILE ago...TERRIBLE...that and she was VERY skinny...she needed to eat a little more. Her ribs were showing in between her boobs :spock:
 
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samuraiX said:
who needs talent when you have boobies like hers.
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Exactly.

Thinking of starring in a shitty Garfield movie? That's fine, just show your tits.
 
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I saw her on punked, she looked VERY desperate for a good role... I'd like to see a movie with her jubblies boinging around... naked
 
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go and rent the dvd I Still Know What You Did Last Summer it has the Music video for How Do I Deal?
 
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Is it me or does her head look like a turnip?

Nice tittayz, though. :)
 
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