Britney admits she needs help

Baseley09

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Classic pop star fun, class.

How tit jobs & subsequent reductions has she had too??
 

galfordo

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I'll help her - I'm sympathetic like that ;)
 

Mike Shagohod

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I've got a bladder full of piss and a rock hard dick just waitin' on her. If she needs to be straightend out a 90 day stay at MERC X99 Boot Camp would whip into submission, into shape and clear her mind of any other forays into the bullshit she perpetuates. She thinks she's HARDCORE... but she aint' met HARDCORE until she runs into me. After 90 days she'll be tore up from the floor up and looking to the sky ala' Vanessa Carlton.

...OR she could just walk away from it all and stop being such a little public whore but then crying about it. Doing the "Self Recognition" thing would be better than being sent my way. I'd break her. :D

MERCENARY X99
 

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Britney could benefit from Greek cock.
 

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homogay celebrity "news" article said:
The councilors were hired soon after Britney's disastrous marriage to her old pal Jason Alexander a few months back.
i wish she married the real Jason Alexander. :crying:
 

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Dallas_Five said:
i wish she married the real Jason Alexander. :crying:

$hyte, I'm missing Seinfeld right now!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Later

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galfordo said:
$hyte, I'm missing Seinfeld right now!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Later

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￾@Looks like you're no longer invisible, at least not to me.
 

Atro

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Who cares ?

she's just an attention whore.

I'd do her though.
 

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Hentai Sama said:
￾@Looks like you're no longer invisible, at least not to me.

Yeah, I'm finally back on board again.
 

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That's what happens when you become famous: you make it big, then, you buy everything you possibly can, then, you get into drugs, and then, you get depressed, and have an emotional breakdown. Kinda interesting that people that are famous are more miserable than normal people. I guess it's something do wit no privacy, the public watches everything you do, and people just can't take it. I wouldn't to be famous, I'm fine being who I am.
 

Atro

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Jedite said:
That's what happens when you become famous: you make it big, then, you buy everything you possibly can, then, you get into drugs, and then, you get depressed, and have an emotional breakdown. Kinda interesting that people that are famous are more miserable than normal people. I guess it's something do wit no privacy, the public watches everything you do, and people just can't take it. I wouldn't to be famous, I'm fine being who I am.

Being anonymously rich wouldn't be a problem pour moi. :P
 

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Atrophyed said:
Being anonymously rich wouldn't be a problem pour moi. :P
It's good to have some money, but, not too much. Because you have too much money, you don't know what to do with that money. You start to getting illegal shit like drugs, prostiution, etc.
 

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Jedite said:
It's good to have some money, but, not too much. Because you have too much money, you don't know what to do with that money. You start to getting illegal shit like drugs, prostiution, etc.


well she can send me all her money. I'll take the pain for her.

seriosly - the biggest problem with these people is that they are fixated with themselves, and have people constantly telling them how cool/sexy they are. She doesn't have so much money that its fucking her up. The sad thing is no one REALLY cares.
 

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Jedite said:
It's good to have some money, but, not too much. Because you have too much money, you don't know what to do with that money. You start to getting illegal shit like drugs, prostiution, etc.

No matter how much money I'll have i nmy fuckin whole life I would never buy a single drug. Of course I'm not considering NGH games as drugs.

But in case you may not know what to do with big bucks, I know.

Invest, invest, invest, invest. Spending isn't hard. And life isn't eternal.
 

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DevilRedeemed said:
well she can send me all her money. I'll take the pain for her.

seriosly - the biggest problem with these people is that they are fixated with themselves, and have people constantly telling them how cool/sexy they are. She doesn't have so much money that its fucking her up. The sad thing is no one REALLY cares.
She has more money that she has now, than anyone of us will make in a lifetime. She uses her money to for her looks, but, she has nice cars, nice house, but, the thing is she has so much money, so she don't know what to spend it on. So, she starts using drugs. Then, she gets depressed, and then, she has to go to therapy. Just goes to show that fame dosen't always make happiness.
 

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Stinky-Dinkins said:
I'd toss her salad.
I dunno if I would, because I dunno how many more before me toss the salad. Just keeping myself clean.
 
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