River City Rumble - The Movie

rarehero

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I don't know what's more funny:
the fact that they made this,
or the fact that they have enough geeks to make this in the first place.
 

Mike Shagohod

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RCR-poster2.jpg


:very_ang: *THIS IS THE GAYEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

Someone needs to be lined up and shot in the back of the head for this travesty. Leave the shit alone. I'm afraid of clicking on the Ninja Gaiden Story link now. :crying:

MERCENARY X99
 

Nesagwa

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Mercenary X99 said:
RCR-poster2.jpg


:very_ang: *THIS IS THE GAYEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

Someone needs to be lined up and shot in the back of the head for this travesty. Leave the shit alone. I'm afraid of clicking on the Ninja Gaiden Story link now. :crying:

MERCENARY X99

Hey, its either FANS do it, or hollywood buys the rights and makes it even worse.

Its all in good fun.
 

Mike Shagohod

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Nesagwa said:
Hey, its either FANS do it, or hollywood buys the rights and makes it even worse.

Its all in good fun.

TRUE DAT' but still. That looks to have the budget of probably a thousand dollars tops, and how many are actually martial artists? Seems it be better to find talanted martial artists, street fighters and hot sluts {Let's see the "FREE KISS" part at the shoppe} and put at least $10,000 into it with at least one good Executive Producer attatched to it. That's still "Guerrilla" ... that poster makes me want to show up with the Tuukomkari Death Squad and start cappin' people for this shit. I actually want to see this stupid film now, I need to see just how bad/stupid it all comes out.

:lol:

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Nesagwa

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Mercenary X99 said:
TRUE DAT' but still. That looks to have the budget of probably a thousand dollars tops, and how many are actually martial artists? Seems it be better to find talanted martial artists, street fighters and hot sluts {Let's see the "FREE KISS" part at the shoppe} and put at least $10,000 into it with at least one good Executive Producer attatched to it. That's still "Guerrilla" ... that poster makes me want to show up with the Tuukomkari Death Squad and start cappin' people for this shit. I actually want to see this stupid film now, I need to see just how bad/stupid it all comes out.

:lol:

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Hah, just think about it like this. River City Rumble is like Street Fighter The Movie, its so bad its hillarious, minus Van Damme.
 

SouthtownKid

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Nesagwa said:
Hey, its either FANS do it, or hollywood buys the rights and makes it even worse.

Its all in good fun.
Those are games, particularly Silent Hill, that neither fans nor Hollywood should touch. Why not write their own stories?
 

GregN

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This could be filed in the so bad, it's good category. I like the poster.

It doesn't necessarily take a huge-ass budget to make a good flick. Look at all those crappy-ass disaster movies (Day after tomorrow, ID4, et al) that are huge budget and udder crap.

If you have a great script and good ideas, you can make something good - Look at Blair Witch Project. Not so good now, but it was interesting when it came out.
 

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I saw some of this movie at PhillyClassic. It was pretty funny. They had a fight and one of the characters threw Brass Knuckles at another guy and the fight stopped and the guy says,

"You THREW Brass Knuckles at me?"

It's silly but I think it's worth a look if your a fan.
 
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