Behave now kiddies

RabbitTroop

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See this is the problem with having parents that are too young (as these obviously are). You are not emotionally capable of handling the challenge of being a parent. I am glad my parents were old farts, since they never resorted to being vindictive or showmen with their punishment. OMG the kid drank my wine... I know lets sell his playstation. Bad parenting... check...

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rarehero

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I guess I can somewhat relate.
if my kid took my slug three and used it for first base for kickball
then I guess I would be pretty pissed.
but I would more or less take it out on his ass.
nothing like a good spankin'
 

breal

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Fuck the PS2 the bottle of Dom is teh precious
 

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ahahaha

that's great.

I bet they could score more money on an auction for rights to taking a peepee on that disrespectful child.

THINK ABOUT THAT!

I bet ebay hasn't put up rules against an auction like that.
 

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galfordo said:
when my dad caught me drinking his beer, he would beat me off...i mean beat me. Yeah, beat me, that's what i meant.
galfordian slip?
 

terry.330

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Stupid kids with stupid parents do stupid things.
The kid deserved what he got and if the parents arent smart enough to disipline him in an effective manner things like this will keep happening.
 

Neon_Sonic

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Why do people put up stories like that with their auctions? I mean, why would any bidder care?

I also don't know why anyone would pay over $120 for a beat-up unboxed system when they can get it new for $30 more, but maybe that's just me...
 

RAINBOW PONY

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Neon_Sonic said:
Why do people put up stories like that with their auctions? I mean, why would any bidder care?

I also don't know why anyone would pay over $120 for a beat-up unboxed system when they can get it new for $30 more, but maybe that's just me...

They put it up to amuse us, and it worked. :D
 

TattooCow

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Geez.... love stupid auctions like these man! Keep em coming!!

But if thats a true case, the damn kid deserve it man! :shame:
 

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Yes, that was SERIOUSLY amusing. Fuckin' Dom, man. Wow. What a lenient parent :mad:
 

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see the problem with these parents is that they don't bare down on their kids like anvils on their shoulders. my parents sat atop my shoulders at that age, made me talk to them, made me do my homework, made me study, and made me go to summercamp in the summer. parents are supposed to push their kids around not be pushed around by their kids. to quote homer simpson "they're my kids, i own em." and it's true. now i don't advocate shit like cussing your kids out, or punching your son across the jaw (had both happen to me on a few occasions) but i do advocate riding your kids' ass and makin them do chores, do homework, and then when that's done hell you can ease up on them but you still gotta watch the litte suckers. i agree with Tom that people shouldn't have kids when they're young, but my grandma was 16 when she had my stepdad and he had to work on the farm just as she did or my grandpa did. then my other grandma was 17 when she had my dad and he does drugs, rides his motorcycle, and got outta prison a while back. so i'd say there's nothing wrong with having kids at a younger age, as long as you ride their ass and make them work like hell.
 

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rarehero said:
I guess I can somewhat relate.
if my kid took my slug three and used it for first base for kickball
then I guess I would be pretty pissed.
but I would more or less take it out on his ass.
nothing like a good spankin'

Hi-the-fuck- 5! :buttrock:
 

SouthtownKid

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Selling the PS2 is a half measure.

They should sell the kid.
 

ScaryMissMary

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I know people that are older parents and some don't seem to know how to parent any better than younger parents. I think it has to do with a lot more than just age.

People seem to love bidding on auctions that have some drama attached to them. :rolleyes:
 

Buro Destruct

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I think's it funny how people think this is a good thing.

Regardless of this auction being fake (it probably is), I agree with nruva, this is simply fucking over the top. I thought MY dad was extreme, but he never went so far as to exact revenge on me for stupid things I did as a kid.

Best parents ever? LMAO. I'm sure you'd love if your parents just up and sold your shit as payment for your awkward and ignorant mistakes as a growing person.
 

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Kim _Kaphwan said:
see the problem with these parents is that they don't bare down on their kids like anvils on their shoulders. my parents sat atop my shoulders at that age, made me talk to them, made me do my homework, made me study, and made me go to summercamp in the summer. parents are supposed to push their kids around not be pushed around by their kids. to quote homer simpson "they're my kids, i own em." and it's true. now i don't advocate shit like cussing your kids out, or punching your son across the jaw (had both happen to me on a few occasions) but i do advocate riding your kids' ass and makin them do chores, do homework, and then when that's done hell you can ease up on them but you still gotta watch the litte suckers. i agree with Tom that people shouldn't have kids when they're young, but my grandma was 16 when she had my stepdad and he had to work on the farm just as she did or my grandpa did. then my other grandma was 17 when she had my dad and he does drugs, rides his motorcycle, and got outta prison a while back. so i'd say there's nothing wrong with having kids at a younger age, as long as you ride their ass and make them work like hell.

Shit if I pulled some mess like that at my house, my ass would be so torn up from the paddle/belt/switch, you would a bright red black ass and legs! When I did something I knew I wasn't suppose to, I knew it was coming because my dad would say "bend over" or my mom would go in her room to get that belt out or go cut a switch. It's good those parents are selling that PS2 but they need to do some discipline!

Off topic, but I remember I got my LAST beat down from my dad in the 7th grade for failing. I got seven zero on my progress report and for each zero, I would get popped with the paddle. It hurt like a mutha, but I knew I didn't want to get that shit again!
 

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A real parent would have made him drink all the alcohol in the house till he got sick... ha ha


seriously though this 6'3 fucktard had it coming to him.

I'd love to see the person who wins it take a picture with a thumbs up "Playing your PS2, Bitch!"
 

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:lol:

I wanted a better description of the PS2...and I get is her rambling on and on about punishment. Like I care or other people care...about that....isnt this auction supposed to be about the PS2 when majority is about her son. WTF...eh! :oh_no:
 

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Buro Destruct said:
Best parents ever? LMAO. I'm sure you'd love if your parents just up and sold your shit as payment for your awkward and ignorant mistakes as a growing person.

Heh, at least those parents will get some money in return.

One day when I was 12 or 13, my parents wanted me to clean up my room. They said it once, they said it twice, followed by the usual loud argument with my father, then I said "get lost, ol' man" and left the house to play soccer with some friends

When I returned home, I found my room cleaned up and all the stuff was gone. My mom put all the stuff that was laying around on the floor in plastic bags and simply threw it away (no joke). Records, tabletop games, books, clothing, pens, toys, all was gone.

Drastic? Maybe. Effective? Oh yes. I never "forgot" to clean my room again, I tell ya.

Basically, I'm not a supporter of an overly authoritarian way of education but no matter how good alternative methods may be, there are things that simply require a zero-tolerance policy, otherwise you'll only create more of those egomaniac brats who abuse all sorts of "soft limits" without fear of punishment.
 
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