general stuff from my life....

beelzebubble · May 29, 2004

1. ever made a girl cry shes so happy after having sex? what a feeling...

2. i have a new gf who is awesome. its nice to be really happy for a change.

3. saw troy and thought it was good but it left me wanting like all the patchwork 3 hour epics do.. ive come to the conclusion fully contained fleshed out stories of simple beauty (see lost in trans and tadpole) are far more gratifying cinema experiences...

bokmeow · May 29, 2004

Regarding no.1,

I want place, I want names, I want time, I want pics.

Share the wealth beelzebubble

Average Joe · May 29, 2004

beelzebubble said:
1. ever made a girl cry shes so happy after having sex? what a feeling...

I think I'm losing my wit.

It's so easy to make a joke off of this, but I got nothing...

Nesagwa · May 29, 2004

Average Joe said:
I think I'm losing my wit.

It's so easy to make a joke off of this, but I got nothing...

You dont need to make a joke off it, its a joke in and of itself.

shir0 · May 29, 2004

beelzebubble said:
1. ever made a girl cry shes so happy after having sex? what a feeling...

I made Nesagwa cry, but it's not the same feeling.

Later

shir0

beelzebubble · May 29, 2004

Average Joe said:
I think I'm losing my wit.

It's so easy to make a joke off of this, but I got nothing...

cmon man you can do it. i wont make fun of you for needing an hour or two to be witty.

bubba hotep was good shit yeah.

beelzebubble · May 29, 2004

shir0 said:
I made Nesagwa cry, but it's not the same feeling.

Later

shir0

dont you get tired of typing:

Later

shiRo?

i know i would

Later

beelzE

kaos · May 29, 2004

beelzebubble said:
1. ever made a girl cry shes so happy after having sex? what a feeling...
...

no, but a girl made ME cry when she bit my cawk

aria · May 29, 2004

I admit I'm getting a little disturbed by the trend towards "I made love to a girl, this is what she did/said/emoted".

While I consider myself very tender hearted and stuff, I still think, online, we should revert to our normal gender roles talking about sex:

Women:
W1: How was your date with Brad?
W2: Sigh... [touch on the shoulder] amazing.
W1: Did you sleep with him?
W2: Oh, yes! It was wonderful, tender, romantic. He massaged my eyes and made me cry. Oh it was magical, the earth moved. His penis was like a baby's arm holding an apple.

Men:
M1: Hey, did you go out with that chick last night?
M2: Yeah!
M1: Di'ja fuck'er?
M2: Yeah!
M1: [slap on the back] Good man.

I prefer the "men" category online, thank you very much.

shir0 · May 29, 2004

beelzebubble said:
dont you get tired of typing:

Later

shiRo?

i know i would

Later

beelzE

No, it's an ocd thing - I can't help it.

People think it's a joke, but when you can't not type it - it gets frustrating.

Later

shir0

Mushiki · May 29, 2004

beelzebubble said:
1. ever made a girl cry shes so happy after having sex? what a feeling...

Indeed, really an amazing feeling.

Buro Destruct · May 29, 2004

shir0 said:
No, it's an ocd thing - I can't help it.

People think it's a joke, but when you can't not type it - it gets frustrating.

Later

shir0

Yeah, everything is an "OCD thing" on this board. Fags have AIDS, gamer fags have OCD.

later

I aced this p0st.

galfordo · May 29, 2004

Nesagwa said:
You dont need to make a joke off it, its a joke in and of itself.

definitely.

shir0 · May 29, 2004

Buro Destruct said:
Yeah, everything is an "OCD thing" on this board. Fags have AIDS, gamer fags have OCD.

later

I aced this p0st.

Fuck you, jackass - you try living with tapping shit and having to do
things you have no idea why you do because you can't fucking help
it.

I know you're generally an asshole, but lay the fuck off.

Later

shir0

Buro Destruct · May 29, 2004

shir0 said:
Fuck you, jackass - you try living with tapping shit and having to do
things you have no idea why you do because you can't fucking help
it.

I know you're generally an asshole, but lay the fuck off.

Later

shir0

lol. I already knew this is the kind of response that awaited me before I clicked back to this thread.

Relax man, it wasn't ENTIRELY directed at you. People seem to attribute the most MINUTE things ( I brush my teeth regularly! OCD!) to OCD like its some kind of badge you have (and want) to earn.

shir0 · May 29, 2004

Sorry, sometimes it gets really frustrating.

As far as the badge, I'd love to give this to somebody else lol, but it
doesn't really go away and the more you fight it, the worse it becomes.

Anyway, yet again

Later

shir0

Buro Destruct · May 29, 2004

shir0 said:
Sorry, sometimes it gets really frustrating.

As far as the badge, I'd love to give this to somebody else lol, but it
doesn't really go away and the more you fight it, the worse it becomes.

Anyway, yet again

Later

shir0

Just curious, ever think about just pasting that into your sig?

shir0 · May 29, 2004

Yeah, but I have to type it - my mind goes crazy if I don't.

It gets really annoying, especially when it doesn't make
any sense to say it - but it started out as just something
I did, and when I tried to stop - my ocd flaired up really
badly and I couldn't control it.

That's really about it.

Later

shir0

PleaseKillMeNow · May 29, 2004

Buro Destruct said:
( I brush my teeth regularly! OCD!)

Well, I know I don't have OCD (funny thing is, I actually am developing a sore in my mouth).

As for the original post:

1. I made lemoflav cry, but it was because 'it couldn't all fit'

2. I think in order to find the perfect mate, I have to lower my standards a wee bit (for some reason, most women don't enjoy having cocaine snorted of of their ass).

3. I never liked 'epic' movies.

Dallas_Five · May 29, 2004

Tom Wopat said:
2. I think in order to find the perfect mate, I have to lower my standards a wee bit (for some reason, most women don't enjoy having cocaine snorted of of their ass).

pfff, you must be meeting the wrong girls. You should try hanging around at bowling alleys or the parking lot outside of Dio shows.

Chuplayer · May 29, 2004

Ha. I'm the exact opposite.

beelzebubble said:
1. ever made a girl cry shes so happy after having sex? what a feeling...

I made little girls so scared they started to cry. I was driving bumper cars, and their parents decided it would be cute to throw a couple of 7 year old girls in a car on their own. I hit them. They got stuck against the wall. I kept hitting them. They were crying like little babies. I kept on hitting them like a madman. I enjoyed making them scared. Everybody was like, "What a horrible guy! He scared those girls!" I was like, "Hahahaha! I kick ass!" After 3 minutes of my car raping, the operator stopped all the cars and let the girls off. Then some chivalrous dickheads told me how I was such a horrible person. I told them to fuck themselves. The operator started the cars again, and I proceeded to kick all of their asses with my |33+ driving skills. I did all the hitting, and they didn't get one hit on me. It was awesome.

2. i have a new gf who is awesome. its nice to be really happy for a change.

Ha! I made a girl cry when I told her I wouldn't be caught dead with her fat ass at the prom! I kick ass! Actually, I wouldn't be caught dead at the prom to begin with because I just kick that much ass, but I had to make fun of her weight just because if I didn't that would be an ass left unkicked, and I leave no asses unkicked.

3. saw troy and thought it was good but it left me wanting like all the patchwork 3 hour epics do.. ive come to the conclusion fully contained fleshed out stories of simple beauty (see lost in trans and tadpole) are far more gratifying cinema experiences...

Lucas could've done it better.

FeelGood · May 29, 2004

i used to have ocd needed to wash my hands a lot and make sure my door was locked like ten times. after awhile i just got realy dirty and didnt care anymore if anyone killed me. i dont have ocd anymore and i dont know why i had it for those two years.

DanAdamKOF · May 29, 2004

Chuplayer said:
Ha. I'm the exact opposite.

I made little girls so scared they started to cry. I was driving bumper cars, and their parents decided it would be cute to throw a couple of 7 year old girls in a car on their own. I hit them. They got stuck against the wall. I kept hitting them. They were crying like little babies. I kept on hitting them like a madman. I enjoyed making them scared. Everybody was like, "What a horrible guy! He scared those girls!" I was like, "Hahahaha! I kick ass!" After 3 minutes of my car raping, the operator stopped all the cars and let the girls off. Then some chivalrous dickheads told me how I was such a horrible person. I told them to fuck themselves. The operator started the cars again, and I proceeded to kick all of their asses with my |33+ driving skills. I did all the hitting, and they didn't get one hit on me. It was awesome.

Ha! I made a girl cry when I told her I wouldn't be caught dead with her fat ass at the prom! I kick ass! Actually, I wouldn't be caught dead at the prom to begin with because I just kick that much ass, but I had to make fun of her weight just because if I didn't that would be an ass left unkicked, and I leave no asses unkicked.

Lucas could've done it better.

Ummm, reading too much Maddox lately?? :spock:

Later

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