Which of these would you rather have?

GregN · May 24, 2004

Ability to read minds

Korigama · May 24, 2004

Teleportation.

RAINBOW PONY · May 24, 2004

teleport, i don't wanna know what everyone is thinking. basically you could only use that to get laid easier, it would get boring though.

GoSpits · May 24, 2004

I chose telepathy, only because telekinesis was not an option!

The ability to dominate and control a mind would be a lot of fun, at least, if Star Wars has taught us anything.
:lol:

galfordo · May 24, 2004

mind reading all the way ....

PleaseKillMeNow · May 24, 2004

I want "the ability to shoot a yak from 200 yards away... WITH MIND BULLETS".

not sonic · May 24, 2004

teleportation.

cybernetic implants? eh, boring :emb:

telepathy, awesome, but when you can teleport, you can just put yourself near the shit you want to move..

mind reading? no. you do it a couple times, awesome, then before you know it you'd find out shit you would never want to know. i mean just think about some of the thoughts you've thunk, and multiply that infinitely by everyone you know. youd constantly be reading minds, seeing what people think of you, and sink into a downward spiral of depression and zero self worth.

id just like to be wherever i want whenever. :buttrock:

GoSpits · May 24, 2004

How about the power of flight? That do anything for ya?

I'm surprised at how many people (okay, two people) want mind-reading. Couldn't you use telepathy into forcing them to tell the truth?

Electroman · May 24, 2004

Teleportation, hands down.

Mike Shagohod · May 24, 2004

Cybernetic Implants.

...or more to the point, the ability to morph my right arm into Space Adventure COBRA's Psycho Gun, as imagined by Buichi Terasawa.

http://www.zoommovie.com/dvd/IDRoom.asp?ProductID=652

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FeelGood · May 24, 2004

teleport no contest! things you can do when you teleport:

go into bank safes and steal shit!
teleport to the outer space!
never buy gas or plane again!
teleport into disneyland!
teloport onto someone and make them explode!
walk into the street and be like OH SHIT NO DONT RUN ME OVER! then when the car crashes to his death you teleport the fuck out of there. if he tries to run you over just teleport to safty!
teleport to the store to buy tv dinners whenever you want!

much much more stuff too. its very easy.

Solidus Snake · May 24, 2004

Teleport.

GoSpits · May 24, 2004

FeelGood said:
teleport no contest! things you can do when you teleport:

go into bank safes and steal shit!
teleport to the outer space!
never buy gas or plane again!
teleport into disneyland!
teloport onto someone and make them explode!
walk into the street and be like OH SHIT NO DONT RUN ME OVER! then when the car crashes to his death you teleport the fuck out of there. if he tries to run you over just teleport to safty!
teleport to the store to buy tv dinners whenever you want!

much much more stuff too. its very easy.

Well when you put it that way... :mr_t:

RevQuixo · May 24, 2004

FeelGood said:
teleport no contest! things you can do when you teleport:

go into bank safes and steal shit!
teleport to the outer space!
never buy gas or plane again!
teleport into disneyland!
teloport onto someone and make them explode!
walk into the street and be like OH SHIT NO DONT RUN ME OVER! then when the car crashes to his death you teleport the fuck out of there. if he tries to run you over just teleport to safty!
teleport to the store to buy tv dinners whenever you want!

much much more stuff too. its very easy.

Why the hell are you paying for your TV dinners...just teleport in and steal your HungryMan.

Magnaflux · May 24, 2004

If I teleport, do I get a Yoga Flame too?

Mike Shagohod · May 24, 2004

...yeah and as soon as you teleport in front of me my ARM/Psyhco Gun Cybernetic Enhancement blows you into the next century too.

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FormlessOne · May 24, 2004

Where's the invisibility? :confused:

Insaneclown · May 25, 2004

Teleportation - Yeah...now I could travel where ever I want! :tickled:

roker · May 25, 2004

FeelGood said:
teleport no contest! things you can do when you teleport:

go into bank safes and steal shit!
teleport to the outer space!
never buy gas or plane again!
teleport into disneyland!
teloport onto someone and make them explode!
walk into the street and be like OH SHIT NO DONT RUN ME OVER! then when the car crashes to his death you teleport the fuck out of there. if he tries to run you over just teleport to safty!
teleport to the store to buy tv dinners whenever you want!

much much more stuff too. its very easy.

Mr. Feelgood, what you just said is one of the most brilliant, well-written responses I've ever heard. Somewhere in your ramblings, incoherentness, I realized that telepathy is overrated compared to teleportation.

You have earned my respect and admiration.

If I had read this first I would've changed my vote

Hide · May 25, 2004

MIND READING!

:drool:

Buro Destruct · May 25, 2004

Immortality.

zer0hue · May 25, 2004

Buro Destruct said:
Immortality.

I refer you to Death Becomes Her...

Verbatum · May 25, 2004

Teleportation. Go to Japan, buy games, home in time for dinner.

jethrek · May 25, 2004

Fuck using cars ever again!

chris1 · May 25, 2004

Teleportation............ :smirk:

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