Dubbya falls off his bike !!1!!11!!!

kaos

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yeah, I know I'm lame......
but I'm just laughing my ass off
exams time guys.....I'm too fekkin' nervous

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/US/05/22/bush.fall/index.html

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--------CRAWFORD, Texas (CNN) -- President Bush fell off his bicycle Saturday while riding on his ranch, according to White House spokesman Trent Duffy.

Bush, who was accompanied on his bike ride by his doctor, Richard Tubb, a military agent and a member of the Secret Service, fell about 16 miles into a 17-mile ride.

Bush suffered minor abrasions to his chin, upper lip, nose, right hand and both knees, but was able to ride back home, Duffy said.

Tubb treated the president at the scene. Bush was wearing a helmet and a mouth guard when he fell, Duffy said.

Reporters were told not to be surprised if the president is bandaged next time he appears in public.

Bush is scheduled to deliver an "important speech" Monday night about the transfer of political power in Iraq. The speech will be televised at 8 p.m. from the U.S. Army War College in Carlisle, Pennsylvania.

Last June in Kennebunkport, the president fell while riding a "Segway Human Transporter." First lady Laura Bush witnessed the spill; a picture of Bush falling forward was published on numerous Web sites. He was not injured.

In January 2002, Bush fainted for a brief time in the residence of the White House while eating a pretzel and watching a professional football game on television.

At the time, Tubb said the president blacked out and fell to the floor from a couch but appeared to have recovered quickly.

Following that incident, Bush had a bruise on his lower lip and a scrape on his left cheek bone about the size of a half-dollar. Bush believed his head either hit the floor or a table next to the couch and that his glasses cut his face.

Despite Saturday's fall, the president and first lady still planned to go to a graduation celebration in Austin for their daughter Jenna.

The White House confirmed that Jenna did not go to her University of Texas graduation ceremony Saturday to pick up her English degree.

Her parents had already decided not to attend, saying they did not want to disrupt the event by their presence and that of White House security.

Jenna's twin sister, Barbara, graduates Monday from Yale University in New Haven, Connecticut, with a degree in humanities.

Her parents gave the same reason for not attending her ceremony. Aides said they plan to have a private dinner later.

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I don't know what's worse, falling off a bike, or falling off a segway....

"Bush was wearing a helmet and a mouth guard when he fell,"

Who the hell wears a mouth guard when riding a bike? Unless you know you are prone to accidents.
 

johnroche

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SamuraiShodownSensei said:
I don't know what's worse, falling off a bike, or falling off a segway....

"Bush was wearing a helmet and a mouth guard when he fell,"

Who the hell wears a mouth guard when riding a bike? Unless you know you are prone to accidents.
Well, after he fell off the Segway, they couldn't be too sure. And we all know that W's not exactly "all there."
 

kernow

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exams ?

GO AND REVISE

do it now, you'll feel so much better later

I had my finals last year

and FUCK ME I've never had exams so hard in all my life.

I stopped education after walking out of that building

NEVER AGAIN
 

Pink Spider

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Here's a quick disturbing story..

Near my house there is a nine mile bike trail called the Henry Hudson Trail

A few years ago a guy who worked with my step-father was riding his bike and fell off his bike. His kick stand punctured his leg and hit an artery. He bled to death shortly after.
 

PleaseKillMeNow

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You guys wanna hear a disturbing story that my sister-in-law felt the need to tell us involving bikes?
 

SSS

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Tom Wopat said:
You guys wanna hear a disturbing story that my sister-in-law felt the need to tell us involving bikes?

Does it involve a spinning bike tire and clitoris?
 

Lets Gekiga In

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Funny part is, I bet Bush's one bike ride of 16 miles is more exercise than a good chunk of people here would experience in >= year.
 
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The man is an older gentleman, I dont' like his policies at all but give the guy a break. It happens.

But it is funny though... but not as funny as his daddy chucking his dinner in Japan a long time ago! Perfect behavoir for a former Director of FBI.
 

DevilRedeemed

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Bush was wearing a helmet and a mouth guard when he fell

seriously though. who wears a mouth guard when riding a bike? I bet he wears arm floats when he goes for swims.
 

PleaseKillMeNow

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SamuraiShodownSensei said:
Does it involve a spinning bike tire and clitoris?

If you replace 'spinning bike tire' with 'handle bar and' 'clitoris' with 'being deflowered in a bike accident' you'd be right!
 

SouthtownKid

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kaos said:
Reporters were told not to be surprised if the president is bandaged next time he appears in public.

In January 2002, Bush fainted for a brief time in the residence of the White House while eating a pretzel and watching a professional football game on television.

At the time, Tubb said the president blacked out and fell to the floor from a couch but appeared to have recovered quickly.

Following that incident, Bush had a bruise on his lower lip and a scrape on his left cheek bone about the size of a half-dollar. Bush believed his head either hit the floor or a table next to the couch and that his glasses cut his face.
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Spousal abuse is no joke. Who is believing these excuses? Next he'll say he "ran into a doorknob." Get real -- his wife is beating him on a semi-regular basis.
 
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