Stolen $3.5m Cello nearly turned into CD Cabinet by unknowing nurse

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Strange but true, amusing story full of examples of human ignorance, laziness, and outright stupidity.

Stolen Stradivarius Cello Found in L.A.
By Gina Keating

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A Los Angeles nurse found a stolen $3.5 million Stradivarius cello next to a dumpster and was going to have it turned into a CD cabinet until she learned it was an instrument the whole town was searching for, officials said on Tuesday

The "General Kyd" cello, made in 1684 and named for the man who brought it to England, suffered only minor damage and will be returned to the musician who lost it three weeks ago after forgetting it on his front porch, Los Angeles Philharmonic Association officials said.

The cello was stolen from the porch of the Philharmonic's principal cellist Peter Stumpf by a thief riding a bicycle, police said. Three days later, nurse Melanie Stevens found it beside a dumpster about a mile from Stumpf's home on her way to visit a patient.

Stevens, 30, turned the cello over to police last weekend after seeing a TV news report about the theft -- the first in the Los Angeles Philharmonic's history, police said.

"Last night, the Los Angeles Philharmonic was reunited with a member of its family, our great General Kyd Stradivarius," Philharmonic president Deborah Borda said at a Tuesday news conference at Walt Disney Hall. "When I announced this to the orchestra there was an enormous cheer that went up."

Stumpf said General Kyd's return made him "probably the happiest man in Los Angeles today."

"I'm just incredibly relieved the cello has been found. It's been an enormous weight on me for the last three weeks," he said. Stumpf, the orchestra's tenured cellist, will continue playing General Kyd as soon as it is repaired, Borda said.

The cello was returned with cracks that string repair technician Robert Cauer called "routine."

Cauer, who has worked on the cello for 20 years and helped identify it at the police station, said the instrument would be restored to health by October.

"There's no reason it can't be restored to the way it was," Cauer said. "The sound will be as good as before."

Stevens remains eligible for the $50,000 reward offered by the Philharmonic but LAPD Assistant Chief Jim McDonnell warned that the "case is by no means solved."

After rescuing the cello from the garbage heap, Stevens took it home and asked her cabinetmaker boyfriend, Igal Asseraf, to fix it or hinge the top to turn it into a CD case, her attorney Ronald Hoffman said.

"We are very lucky that Igal was not a person that works real quickly," Hoffman said.

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Stumpf with the $3.5m Cello
 

Mushiki

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Amazing.

But some people are incredibly ignorant, you wouldn't imagine how much money my brother payed for his Stradivarius violin.
 

Lagduf

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I still cant believe that cellist left a 3.5 million dollar instrument on his front porch.
 

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No shit. If I spent that much money on anything, it would be by my side at all times.
 

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Lagduf said:
I still cant believe that cellist left a 3.5 million dollar instrument on his front porch.

Right next to the 2.3million meteorite used for a door prop....
 

Robert

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Perhaps one day we'll hear the same story with an euro kizuna cart :rolleyes:
 

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Robert said:
Perhaps one day we'll hear the same story with an euro kizuna cart :rolleyes:

Except it'd have to be considerably smaller...like maybe an ash tray. :loco:
 

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genjiglove said:
No shit. If I spent that much money on anything, it would be by my side at all times.


Ya think...man, people like to throw around money :rolleyes:
 

thundr51

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I can imagine the heartache that guy must have gone through. I left my violin at home once and I thought I had lost it.
 

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Well I, for one, am glad that the arts have been perserved on this day. It's amzing how ignorant people will become on almost a daily basis. Word to the wise:If something's that imporant to you i.e. cello, Dead Sea Scrolls, mint AES MS1, Constitution, Ronaldo, a priceless katana from the Tokugawa Era, a da Vinci, etc. please keep a keen eye on it at all times.
 
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