Childless couple told to try sex

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.
 

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Oh my Lord, are you serious? That is too fcukin' funny!
 

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Nobody should have told them anything. Don't get in the way of natural selection.
 

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SouthtownKid said:
Nobody should have told them anything. Don't get in the way of natural selection.


This is EXACTLY 100% on the money how I feel. If you are too stupid to figure out how to fuck, then I sure as hell don't want you popping out some kids. Wish no one would have told them.

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Well, after 8 years of marriage, not having sex and not ever having sex really isn't all that different. :loco:
 

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SouthtownKid said:
Nobody should have told them anything. Don't get in the way of natural selection.

Took the words right outta my mouth.
 

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I hope someone from here will make a Large Marquee and include illustrations of teh loving. Send it to the hospital so they could give it to the couple to hang it on top of their bed. Now...do they even sleep together?

:shame:
 

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is this even possible? what of INSTINCT!? kids fuck the love pillows when they are like 8 years old they know how to do it why not them? brainwash?
 

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Well, at least there's one guy out there that knows less about pleasing a woman than me .... :D :buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock:
 

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This thread deserves a...

wtf.jpg
 

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I'll go to Germany ask for the sisters of that girl... it's difficult to find virgin babes around here these days... :crying:
 

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Smells like a yummy blonde is about to get laid.

I'm totally OK to teach her some lessons. :buttrock:
 

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Damn, how do you not know about fucking in this day and age. Virgin or not you know what sex is, it's just instinct. WTF :oh_no:
 
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