Best and Worst "pet names" (for your girl, not your animal pet!)

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Steve

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Was talking with a girl friend of mine and we got discussing pet names for your girlfriend.

List the best, meh, worst and most hilarious (or whatever) here!

Here are some we came up with.....

-Snookums (sounds too gay)
-Sugar Lips (uhhhhh, NO)
-Sweetie Pie
-Love Buns

Haha. Dish them out fellas!
 
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"Whistling Anus"
"Miss Queefs-A-Lot"
"Penis Breath"
"Bald Kitty"

They fall into all the categories. :spock:
 
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Steve said:
Was talking with a girl friend of mine and we got discussing pet names for your girlfriend.

List the best, meh, worst and most hilarious (or whatever) here!

Here are some we came up with.....

-Snookums (sounds too gay)
-Sugar Lips (uhhhhh, NO)
-Sweetie Pie
-Love Buns

Haha. Dish them out fellas!
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with A girlfriend of yours? How many do you have? ;)
 
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BWAHAHAHA. Sure. :lol:

Um, to the guy who asked how many girlfriends I have, just one. But, if you read it again you will notice "a girl friend of mine" as opposed to "a girlfriend"...... BIG DIFFERENCE. =D
 
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Zeekade Zarathos said:
Any and all of them are the worst.
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I concur. I never liked being called pet names.

Especially Princess. I automatically assume you're talking about Vega and not me.
 
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Cockholster.


best name ever.h
 
Buro Destruct

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Slam Pig.

Originated by somebody on this forum months and months ago.

I've actually called a girl "slam pig" and she laughed.
 
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Buro Destruct said:
Slam Pig.

Originated by somebody on this forum months and months ago.

I've actually called a girl "slam pig" and she laughed.
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I've heard slam hog, but never slam pig.

Either way, it's hilarious.
 
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Buro Destruct said:
Slam Pig.

Originated by somebody on this forum months and months ago.

I've actually called a girl "slam pig" and she laughed.
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Yeah i've heard slam pig too. I went to school at University of Massachusetts and since it's a bigass state school and all, there are different living areas. I lived for one semester in this area called Southwest where stereotypically the meatheads and skanky hoes lived. When i moved to Central, where all my friends were, we'd laugh about the certain kinds of chicks we'd see in Southwest or at the bars: tight black pants, slight beer belly hanging over said pants, belly ring, higlights, always willing if you're tanned and wear a tanktop. We'd call them "Southwest Slam Pigs" aka "bar hags" cuz they were ALWAYS at the bar looking for the hookup. Kinda sad actually.

Oh and on topic: I used to call my girl "Teffers" once in a while just to piss her off (her name's Stephanie) but it kinda developed in to a running joke...so once in a while we're in public and it just kinda slips out and i get these disgusted looks from strangers passing by. Can't say i blame them....
 
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Dallas_Five said:
Yeah i've heard slam pig too. I went to school at University of Massachusetts and since it's a bigass state school and all, there are different living areas. I lived for one semester in this area called Southwest where stereotypically the meatheads and skanky hoes lived. When i moved to Central, where all my friends were, we'd laugh about the certain kinds of chicks we'd see in Southwest or at the bars: tight black pants, slight beer belly hanging over said pants, belly ring, higlights, always willing if you're tanned and wear a tanktop. We'd call them "Southwest Slam Pigs" aka "bar hags" cuz they were ALWAYS at the bar looking for the hookup. Kinda sad actually.

Oh and on topic: I used to call my girl "Teffers" once in a while just to piss her off (her name's Stephanie) but it kinda developed in to a running joke...so once in a while we're in public and it just kinda slips out and i get these disgusted looks from strangers passing by. Can't say i blame them....
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You went to Umass? My friend from New Bedford calls people slam pigs all the time. I see a connection here...
 
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