Mary Kate and Ashley

Nesagwa · May 16, 2004

They were on SNL last night and I noticed something.

THEY DONT HAVE TITS.

WTF They are like 17 and have the chests of eight year old boys.

not sonic · May 16, 2004

so true.

theyre almost legal!! woo

\o\ \o/ /o/

NeoDragoN · May 16, 2004

If they came here they would already be legal :glee:

But there WAY to skinny now to even be called fiiiine...but hey! TWINS!

P00t · May 16, 2004

They are Still Hot, especially the One with the Blow Job Lips, Send them to my house, I'll sort them

Rade K · May 16, 2004

I don't see what makes them so attractive either, and I can think like that because they are also legal in Canada. Age of consent is 14, I beleive, so it's been like that for a while.

Skinny+no tits=no.

SNKJorge · May 16, 2004

They will get fakes, eventually.

Mushiki · May 16, 2004

They are horrible.

johnroche · May 16, 2004

Nesagwa said:
They were on SNL last night and I noticed something.

THEY DONT HAVE TITS.

WTF They are like 17 and have the chests of eight year old boys.

And the faces of chimpanzees.

Well, not so much anymore. But they did at one point.

Besides, Amanda Bynes is much hotter, and 18 to boot.

Baseley09 · May 16, 2004

Consent in USA is 18??

Besides peeps is right they're far too skiny and underdeveloped. Give them a few years, a crack and drinks binge with some new tits thrown in and i'll be all over that shit.

There's plenty other hot nubiles, that Lohan chick for example, not bad going....for a yank.

And that one in the O.C. who was in an Enrique video, skiny but the fucking hotz.

P00t · May 16, 2004

Fook Me you guys are so Picky, In the UK we can Hit Ass at 16.

I bet you lot are not that hot yourselfs.

EVERY HOLES A GOAL!!!

Neo Ash · May 16, 2004

They are really not all that hot…I don’t understand why most people think they are hot.

Baseley09 · May 16, 2004

Snake-Eyes said:
Fook Me you guys are so Picky, In the UK we can Hit Ass at 16.

I bet you lot are not that hot yourselfs.

EVERY HOLES A GOAL!!!

Chose your words carefully, this is NOT a goal :tickled:

SNKJorge · May 16, 2004

Where's KA and his no teeth comment for the UK gurlz. :tickled:

Mushiki · May 16, 2004

Do you people really care about women being "legal" or not!?

RAINBOW PONY · May 16, 2004

Mushiki said:
Do you people really care about women being "legal" or not!?

seriously, all that matters is if they look old enough, hell i don't even mind being lied too, as long as it doesn't come back to bite me in the ass.

Kazuki Dash · May 16, 2004

Rade Kuruc said:
I don't see what makes them so attractive either

$ome would $ay there are million$ and million$ or rea$on$

dullbuoy · May 16, 2004

Mushiki said:
Do you people really care about women being "legal" or not!?

only if they're hot. which those 2 monkey ass looking twins arent. :mr_t:

LWK · May 16, 2004

Those girls are fucking ugly. They are billionaires to, so fuck those little shits.
They look like orangutans.

Dallas_Five · May 16, 2004

Nesagwa said:
They were on SNL last night and I noticed something.

THEY DONT HAVE TITS.

WTF They are like 17 and have the chests of eight year old boys.

Were they funny?

Jedite · May 16, 2004

All them teen stars are the same, they get famous for some stupid-ass show or film, then they get drunk or do drugs, and then they get depressed. And eventually, they overdose on drugs, hang themselves, or just plain blow their brains out with a magnum from the cabinet. I never liked the Olsens, never will either. Even if they do get silcon tits with all their money, they still have faces of Chewbacca taking a major diarheea shit. :mad_2:

Nesagwa · May 16, 2004

Dallas_Five said:
Were they funny?

It had its moments, the only part I kind of chuckled at was a mirror gag. But it wasnt really that original.

JIMMY FALON IS OFF OF SNL FOREVER WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

SNKJorge · May 16, 2004

Mushiki said:
Do you people really care about women being "legal" or not!?

Ask Shito

Insaneclown · May 16, 2004

Snake-Eyes said:
They are Still Hot, especially the One with the Blow Job Lips, Send them to my house, I'll sort them

lol...twice the action...bada bing bada boom...hehe!

johnroche · May 16, 2004

Nesagwa said:
They were on SNL last night and I noticed something.

THEY DONT HAVE TITS.

WTF They are like 17 and have the chests of eight year old boys.

There's always Hilary Duff, friend. Courage.

shir0 · May 17, 2004

Eh, I'm going to have to go with "Everyone in this thread likes Cawk but me."

The Olsen twins aren't that bad - I can find plenty of fat, fugly girls just walking
around the city that can easily beat the hell out of them.

Personally, if they took off all that damn makeup - turned 18, I'd date one of
them.

I don't dig chicks that load up on all the makeup and shit, and I don't like fat
girls - so if the Olsens gained another 20 pounds to at least make them weigh
120 - I'd be good to go.

Later

shir0

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