The Official Hitler Vs. Napoleon Poll

which one is better (in your definition of better)

  • Napoleon

    Votes: 42 68.9%
  • Hitler

    Votes: 19 31.1%

  • Total voters
    61

Dallas_Five

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Napoleon. At least he liked the pussy.

Of course, we all know how that turned out.
 
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Let's look at this on a stylistic level.

Fruity French uniforms vs. awesome looking trenchcoats.

Mustach vs. hand masterbating his nipples in public.

Nuff said.
 

SML

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Napoleon, if only for the fact that he came back. The return from Elba island *bleeds* style.
 

PleaseKillMeNow

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jethrek said:
Let's look at this on a stylistic level.

Fruity French uniforms vs. awesome looking trenchcoats.

Mustach vs. hand masterbating his nipples in public.

Nuff said.

I'm guessing you didn't vote for correct spelling.
:smirk:

I can't decide. Too close to call.
 

Rade K

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What if they mated?

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kaos

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Hitler invaded and hated France....this makes him cool
but He was a pussy and wasn't able to manage it

Napoleon on the other hand was, yes, a french scumbag
but also was one of the greatest military commanders in history
His battle strategies are still being studied now as a reference

He lost Waterloo battle just for a random fact
every britishman should admit it
 
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Flashmaster_Jahoon

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not sonic said:
napoleon fucking owns hitler, hands down :buttrock:

DAMN RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! 14 Years in power before a coalition of 4 countries finally brought him down. And even then he was betrayed by many of the generals closest to him.
 

Flashmaster_Jahoon

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kaos said:
Hitler invaded and hated France....this makes him cool
but He was a pussy and wasn't able to manage it

Napoleon on the other hand was, yes, a french scumbag
but also was one of the greatest military commanders in history
His battle strategies are still being studied now as a reference

He lost Waterloo battle just for a random fact
every britishman should admit it
Yup, when the generals of Napoleon's generation like the Austrians in particular were sticking to old battle tactics, Napoleon innovated new styles like speed and mobility which were totally mystifying to his opposing generals. He could annhialate an opponent twice his size just like he did the Austrians and Russians in Austerlitz and those 2 countries were forced to sue for peace against France. He didn't just win; he annhialated the combined forces that were twice his size.
 

Rade K

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God! Who cares about this anymore. They were both assholes.

I'm sorry I ever started this. Delete these threads.
 

kaos

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StickmanLoser said:
Napoleon was corsican.
Napoleon born in 1769
Corsica became french territory in 1768 already

his parents were italian
but He grew up like a french
 

Vlad

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Napoleon tried to widespread the French Revolution through Europe, though it was done via war.But the ideals he shared were the ones that today still remain in the modern democracies.

What do you have against French?
 

Decepticon

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Hecker said:
I vote for the underdog Enver Pacha.
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Well I vote for Benito Mussolini

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But yea Napoleon was a much smarter tactician than Hitler. He could destroy armies thousands strong with just 500 or so soldiers.

If Napoleon existed in our time he could rule the fucking world.
 
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