Napoleon, Hitler, Bush? Good guys, if you think about it.

Rade K · May 13, 2004

Napoleon gave us a uniform law system and pushed back women's rights.

Hitler gave us the autoban and despised Eastern Europeans.

Bush chickened out of Vietnam and if I had the chance to, so would I.

I ask you, what's so bad about these people?? And let's be adults for a moment and forget about all of the mesely ethnic cleansing and wrong-doings. They are insignificant, really.

FeelGood · May 13, 2004

I think people are only mean to Conodoleeza Rice because she probably wouldn't look good in a bikini.

Same for Fidel Castro.

Magnaflux · May 13, 2004

Mussolini made the trains run on time.

Hitler re-vitalized the dead economy and gave a crushed nation hope.

FeelGood · May 13, 2004

hitler also had a really cool mustache.

K_K · May 13, 2004

EvilWasabi said:
I think people are only mean to Conodoleeza Rice because she probably wouldn't look good in a bikini.

Same for Fidel Castro.

being cuban i have seen castro in a bikini...it's not a pretty sight, hair, tan lines, and wrinkles. *shudders*

Magnaflux · May 13, 2004

Kim _Kaphwan said:
being cuban i have seen castro in a bikini...it's not a pretty sight, hair, tan lines, and wrinkles. *shudders*

Sexpot or Despot?

BeefJerky · May 13, 2004

Magnaflux said:
Mussolini made the trains run on time.

Hitler re-vitalized the dead economy and gave a crushed nation hope.

Don't forget Volkswagen.

galfordo · May 13, 2004

Hitler's crew invented the Volkswagon beetle, didn't they?

Magnaflux · May 13, 2004

galfordo said:
Hitler's crew invented the Volkswagon beetle, didn't they?

Certianly not.

Hitler commissioned Dr. Ferdenand Porsche to produce a car for the German populace. Volkswagen meaning "peoples' car".

I don't think Porsche agreed much with Hitler, however any engineer who has the opportunity to bring a project to light will most likely do whatever it takes.

galfordo · May 13, 2004

Magnaflux said:
Certianly not.

Hitler commissioned Dr. Ferdenand Porsche to produce a car for the German populace. Volkswagen meaning "peoples' car".

I don't think Porsche agreed much with Hitler, however any engineer who has the opportunity to bring a project to light will most likely do whatever it takes.

Well, you could still say that they conceived the original idea though, right? He told the guys what he wanted, and they designed and built it.

BlackSpy · May 13, 2004

I think Bush is better than Hitler in someways.

Lovecraft0110 · May 13, 2004

BlackSpy said:
I think Bush is better than Hitler in someways.

Hardly.

BoriquaSNK · May 13, 2004

Bush lowered taxes...and gas prices have soared to over $2 for regular in my area.

Domino-chan · May 13, 2004

Kim _Kaphwan said:
being cuban i have seen castro in a bikini...it's not a pretty sight, hair, tan lines, and wrinkles. *shudders*

And here I thought Castro would look hot in a bikini.

Or was it General Franco?

Flashmaster_Jahoon · May 13, 2004

NAPOLEON ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!! :buttrock:

He was a military genuis and made Europe especially Austria his bitch. Unlike the other 2 individuals, Napoleon knew military strategy and had superior command of the battlefield and could crush larger armies in a decisive manner with mobility and speed. Not only that, he knew how to run a country administratively. When he conqured other territories, he established electricity, a postal system, hospitals etc. Hitler in now way did that. And I don't even know what the hell Bush is doing in Iraq. Napoleon also proved his worth by rising through the ranks in the military from humble and obscure beginnings. It finally took a coalition of about 4 countries 14 years to finally make him abdicate as Emperor. And even then he was so popular that he was able to make a come back and reclaim the throne for 100 days. :buttrock:

Electroman · May 13, 2004

Necessity is the mother of invention. And nothing says mass inventions like wartime.

NickD · May 13, 2004

BlackSpy said:
I think Bush is better than Hitler in someways.

Well, they both have the same goal... Make the world theirs :eek_2:

Michael Yagami · May 13, 2004

Hitler was 5'4" and only had one testicle.

The more you know,
Mike

DevilRedeemed · May 13, 2004

Hitler loved his mother, Bush lives the american dream by showing that any pea minded fool that doesn't even talk proper can 'still make it', Napoleon loved to eat chicken.
NUFF SAID

Michael Yagami · May 14, 2004

Hitler was not German, he was Austrian.

In his teens Hitler went to Germany in hopes of entering the Vienna Academy of Fine Art. When he was rejected he joined the German military instead and fought for the Kaiser in WW I.

After WW I he was employed by the German government as a spy and sent to infiltrate the newly formed German Socialist party.

Hitler fell in with the party, rose to power, In 1921 he was elected the partys chairman. On January 30, 1933 Hitler was appointed Chancellor of Germany and the Nazi party took hold.

In 1928 Hitler began a long, twisted affair with his niece Geli Raubal. She later commited suicide in 1931.

His choice of facial hair has since fallen out of fashion.

Mike

neobuyer · May 14, 2004

As evil as Hitler was- Can you IMAGINE the Prussian 0Wn3d-ness he would score over Bush in a translated debate???

Hitler could orate like a motherfucker. Hypnotize the most advanced nation on Earth at the time into bloodthirsty calculating ruthless fucking bastards. Hitler was a seriously powerful little guy.

Napoleon? Also a pretty magnetic and driven little individual.

Bush? Blech. What a waste. If you're going to be villified by the world at LEAST do something evilly cool or something. Bush is to my national pride what a Toby Keith CD would be to my CD collection were I to own one of his albums.

Lagduf · May 14, 2004

Flashmaster_Jahoon said:
Napoleon knew military strategy and had superior command of the battlefield and could crush larger armies in a decisive manner with mobility and speed.:

You're right Napoleon was able to do what Hitler couldn't; conquer russia.

Oh wait.

Zeekade Zarathos · May 14, 2004

The "enlightened monarch" makes them both look like amateurs. "Ah, tenez, vous êtes de la merde dans un bas de soie."

shir0 · May 14, 2004

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galfordo · May 14, 2004

galfordo is teh fukt ups :buttrock:

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