Sexually Aroused Horse Kills Nearby Civilian...

Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse

WARSAW (May 10) - A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast, which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said.

"The 24-year-old man, identified as Robert R., was bitten when he tried to calm his horse, which had become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity," a duty officer in the Baltic port of Szczecin told Reuters.

The horse went wild and began straining and bucking while pulling a farm cart through the village.

An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.


05/10/04 09:48 ET



ROFFFLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Hah! That guy totally died!

Wow... just wow.




Oh, WILBUR!!!

Yes we're famous for our horses. We stole arabian horses in the 1500s and bred them with our own.

WTF?

If I werent afraid of getting banned I would so post some horse porn and a dead guy here.

God I'm glad it wasn't what I was thinking when I saw the thread.

Yeah real funny. I'm sure the man's family must be laughing it up right now. I bet the horse is still walking around free also.

Im going to watch some re runs of Mr. Ed right now, and sexually assualt my tv...

sexually aroused horse=HOT!!!

I somehow read the title as "Sexually Aroused Horse Kills Nearby Children... "

I was really confused for a second, Horse did wha...how....err....WTF?

Hah!

uhhhh .... yeah, that's a real kneeslapper .

from the title... my mind thought of things other than biting..

how awful...

So basically a crazed horse bit a guy in the neck and killed him. Ha?

A bit off topic:

i used to visit my relatives in Wisconsin every summer; while i was out there, i'd usually spend a day or two haying or just helping out at my Aunt Laurie's horse farm. After one sweaty itchy afternoon in a barn loft i went back in the house to grab some water and a rest. I cut through a back foyer to get to the kitchen and walked right in to what looked like a plastic windsock draped over a clothes hanger.

The shit fell so i picked it up and put it back where it was hanging. I walked in to the kitchen and my aunt who was making food or something was like, "what the hell were doing in there?" I shrugged and said, "eh, i just knocked over that piece of plastic you had hanging up in there, no big shakes..."

She looked at me funny for a sec and then started cracking up; i mean fucking busting a lung. "What?" I said defensively and waited for her to stop cracking up.

"You know what that is, right?" she managed to choke out before another wave of laughter hit.

"Err, no"

"THat's a horse condom. We use it to collect sperm to artificially inseminate the mares. It gets pretty gross so we have to turn it inside out to let it dry once in a while. I can't believe you touched that!!! NASTY!!! hahahahhahaha...."

I was in the shower for like a half an hour. True story.

edit- oh yeah, the piece of latex was huge. They don't say "horse cock" for nothing...