Fuck The Tow Fees!

so my car gets towed away for driving with expired tags and i call them up to see how i get my back and they tell me the fees to pay. asshole cop told it was like $50. turnes out its $79 for the tow. $21 per day (charging for 2 days since it was towed past the pick up time) and a $51 county fee whatever the fuck that is.

so i get charged $180 for some fag can tow by car a 20 mile round trip. plus i have to register now so whoopdo fuck do! $260! good thing it grows on the trees.

how much blood must i sell to pay back my brother? like $40 per week? for 7 weeks oh god.

I got pwned by those worthless ticket-writing fucks when I was in LA (the first week was really bad). As if I needed another reason to hate that fucking cesspool.

Here at MSU, we call our parking attendants the parking nazis. I've luckily never been ticketed here, which is amazing considering these people pretty much have quotas to meet. A few weeks back, I was on my way with a classmate to return the video camera we checked out for our film project. I told him if a parking Nazi comes I would simply pull out and come back for him. That's when he told me that they will go so far as to pull their trucks right behind your car and block you just to give you a fucking ticket! It's a small lot, so I just turned the car around and had it facing the exit of the lot so I could be ready to drive out the minute one of those infamous green pickups pulled in. Luckily none did. You can't get away with any kind of illegal parking here. They've even ticketed pizza delivery people just for leaving their vehicle outside a dorm with their hazards on. It's just fucking ridiculous with the limited parking for students. The teachers however have a few ramps they get to park in, but fuck the students.

My favorite is when you walk halfway across the fucking state to get to the building where your class is, only to see the faculty parking lot 30% full. Great shit.

FeelGood said:

so my car gets towed away for driving with expired tags and i call them up to see how i get my back and they tell me the fees to pay. asshole cop told it was like $50. turnes out its $79 for the tow. $21 per day (charging for 2 days since it was towed past the pick up time) and a $51 county fee whatever the fuck that is.

so i get charged $180 for some fag can tow by car a 20 mile round trip. plus i have to register now so whoopdo fuck do! $260! good thing it grows on the trees.

how much blood must i sell to pay back my brother? like $40 per week? for 7 weeks oh god.

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Welcome to the club. I got pulled over about a year ago for expired plates. I went almost a full year w/o renewing..ha!

Expired plates Ticket ............$80
Emissions test .....................$25
Previous Year (retroactive) ...$160
Current Year .......................$130
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Total ..................................$395

Lesson:Renew your plates ..AT ALL COSTS>>>or you will pay ALL COSTS

well they charge us $260 for a years worth of parking on campus. they never have open spaces so you look for 1 hour sometimes to find a spot. finally i just say FUCK IT and start to park in the teachers area. i do this for 2 weeks no ticket. finally i get one for $26 and i see the guy walking around writing more ticket. you know what i do? i crumple up the ticket and drive past and say FUCK YOU WOOOOOWOT!!! and throw the ticket at him. only after i did this did i worry and get scared maybe he would write me more tickets for littering but he didnt. and i paid the ticket.

parking is very bad. and this cop today says to me ok here is your ticket for your items! and i say ok i will fix ASAP! and i think we are done and then he says take what you like out of your car! and i said oh you are towing it? and he says in a very happy voice like i should know. he says OH YEAH UH HUH! and i just said FUCK and started grabbing my CDs and stuff. then i had to walk home. he says you can pick it up today for like $50 and i just said fine then and walked all the way home.