Matrix creator is "pre-op"

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http://www.suntimes.com/output/zwecker//cst-ftr-zp29.html

Sounds as though Larry Wachowski -- one half of the Chicago-born, super-successful brother team (along with Andy Wachowski) that created the "Matrix'' films -- is about to make a life-altering move

According to those close to the extremely reclusive duo, Larry is about to finally become "Linda.'' Wachowski, who has been living and dressing as a woman for some time, reportedly is preparing to take the final step and have sex-change surgery. As always, it was impossible to get any comment from the press-shy Wachowskis, but several longtime friends of the Rogers Park native confirm Wachowski is planning to complete the process of becoming a woman.

Wachowski's sexuality and sexual preferences have made headlines since his nine-year marriage to Thea Bloom turned into an ugly divorce battle over the past couple of years. During courtroom fights over the millions generated by the "Matrix'' films, Bloom made veiled reference to her husband's proclivity for cross-dressing and his taste for less-than-conventional sexual activities. Bloom accused Wachowski of being "extremely dishonest with me in our personal life,'' and blamed the couple's initial separation on "very intimate circumstances concerning which I do not elaborate at this time for the reasons of his personal privacy.'' Numerous press reports have highlighted a long-term S&M dominatrix relationship Wachowski maintained with the owner of a Los Angeles area sex shop.

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Baseley09 said:
http://www.suntimes.com/output/zwecker//cst-ftr-zp29.html

Sounds as though Larry Wachowski -- one half of the Chicago-born, super-successful brother team (along with Andy Wachowski) that created the "Matrix'' films -- is about to make a life-altering move

According to those close to the extremely reclusive duo, Larry is about to finally become "Linda.'' Wachowski, who has been living and dressing as a woman for some time, reportedly is preparing to take the final step and have sex-change surgery. As always, it was impossible to get any comment from the press-shy Wachowskis, but several longtime friends of the Rogers Park native confirm Wachowski is planning to complete the process of becoming a woman.

Wachowski's sexuality and sexual preferences have made headlines since his nine-year marriage to Thea Bloom turned into an ugly divorce battle over the past couple of years. During courtroom fights over the millions generated by the "Matrix'' films, Bloom made veiled reference to her husband's proclivity for cross-dressing and his taste for less-than-conventional sexual activities. Bloom accused Wachowski of being "extremely dishonest with me in our personal life,'' and blamed the couple's initial separation on "very intimate circumstances concerning which I do not elaborate at this time for the reasons of his personal privacy.'' Numerous press reports have highlighted a long-term S&M dominatrix relationship Wachowski maintained with the owner of a Los Angeles area sex shop.

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That explains how Keanu Reeves "earned" his job.
 

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If I put out a movie like The Matrix Reloaded, I'd probably cut my own cock off as punishment.
 
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Meh, I wouldn't put it past 'em. Not that I care if some weirdo's cock gets lopped off anyway.
 

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galfordo said:
Meh, I wouldn't put it past 'em. Not that I care if some weirdo's cock gets lopped off anyway.


probably getting it reattached to his head. most overateted 3 movies ever. bar non. end of story.
 

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CurtWRX said:
The website sounds legit...

Crazy shit...

So you know that is the Chicago Sun Times site, along with the Chicago Tribune are Chicago's two big papers.

And for the topic, good, I hope they never get work again.
 

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lithy said:
And for the topic, good, I hope they never get work again.

Gaytrix Decawked, coming to a theatre near you.

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One day Larry woke up and realized what a horrible thing he had done with The Matrix by creating sequels and having people make shitty games. It was in this brief moment of enlightenment that Larry came to terms and realized the only way he could continue to live his life was to punish himself. Enter castration.
 

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I wouldn't be surprised. While not everyone secretive has something to hide, it certainly matches the pattern of events.


CurtWRX said:
The website sounds legit...

Welcome to planet clueless,
population: You.
 

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Must....avoid...obvious....castration...jokes....about....horrible....movies.....

One thing I never understood about these sex-change operations and the people who undergo the surgery (as I've never read much into it): If you're a man and want to date other men, why not just be a normal, gay man? Or is it that you're a female trapped in a man's body, but how does that affect anything except for sex, in which case, why not just be a normal, gay man? Has anyone read much about this and can elaborate about the reasons behind this kind of thing?
 

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Zeekade Zarathos said:
Must....avoid...obvious....castration...jokes....about....horrible....movies.....

One thing I never understood about these sex-change operations and the people who undergo the surgery (as I've never read much into it): If you're a man and want to date other men, why not just be a normal, gay man? Or is it that you're a female trapped in a man's body, but how does that affect anything except for sex, in which case, why not just be a normal, gay man? Has anyone read much about this and can elaborate about the reasons behind this kind of thing?

That's a really complicated question. I had the good fortune of taking an enlightening elective at school this last semester. It was a course about masculine behaviour, and masculinity as related to counter culture. Essentially, I found that sexuality, gender, etc, has no normal. A hegemony established a 'normal' and, for the most part, we try to fit into it. In this society/hegomony, anything other than penis in vagina sex between a man and woman is queer. Pretty cool, eh. If you can call being gay a "normal" thing, it looks light you might already be partially enlightened. If being gay is normal to you, why can't wanting to look and behave more feminine. I can only imagine what must have to go on within one's head to want to alter sex. Pretty crazy stuff.

Loved Matrix 1, btw.
 

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good for him/her, i bet this has to do with the failure of both matrix sequels that he/she can't take the embarassment of ruining what could have been possibly the star wars of this generation.
 

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Just one technical question about sex change surgery. Do you get a real pussy or just an hole instead of a dick? Can you feel pleasure?

I'm completely unaware of this kind of things. :annoyed:
 

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Robert said:
Just one technical question about sex change surgery. Do you get a real pussy or just an hole instead of a dick? Can you feel pleasure?

I'm completely unaware of this kind of things. :annoyed:


Again, thanks to that course I took, I know that they can do a pretty fantastic job on making pussies out of a penises. It's probably just a hole when it comes right down to it.

When women become men, it can get nasty. They have to graft skin from you back and instal a device that you can manually insert to produce an erection.

Thing is though, it's all in the head with these people. Even though it's a fake vag, or a fake dick, that fact that they have it, is good enough.
 

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Guess this brings a whole new meaning to the term 'Directors Cut'....
 

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Tarma said:
Guess this brings a whole new meaning to the term 'Directors Cut'....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .... Good one :D. Matrix, deluxe Frankenpenis edition
 

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Tarma said:
Guess this brings a whole new meaning to the term 'Directors Cut'....
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nastay.

I must be amongst the very few that was very dissapointed by the original matrix.
 

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nastay.

I must be amongst the very few that was very dissapointed by the original matrix.

The first time I watched it I was sort of meh - but it kinda grew on me. The second one was so ridiculous and pretentious that I didn't even want to go see Revolutions.
 
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Robert said:
Just one technical question about sex change surgery. Do you get a real pussy or just an hole instead of a dick? Can you feel pleasure?

I'm completely unaware of this kind of things. :annoyed:

*ahem*

They cut the penis in piece, but don't actually cut it off. Instead, they turn it inside the body and use the end of the penis to forma clitoris-like point.

But it doesn't matter, even though the nerves are still there, they've had some nasty trauma, and without balls (which they do remove)- menaing no testosterone, you have no sex drive anyway.

So...you might feel pleasure, but I doubt you could orgasm or anything like that.
 
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