Wacky North Korean Propoganda.

aria

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This article was more amusing than the title -this dictatorship is hillarious in its self-aggrandizing ineptitude(and also kind of scary because of it). Saddam had nothing on these guys.

Just a quick reminder: They had a massive train explosion the other day.

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April 29, 2004
North Korea's Top Priority Remains Secrecy After Blast
By JAMES BROOKE - NY Times

TOKYO, April 28 - To hear North Korea's state media tell it, in the midst of an inferno of exploding rail cars and dying children, several heroic women made the ultimate sacrifice, running into blazing buildings in frantic attempts to save treasured portraits of Kim Jong Il and his late father, Kim Il Sung.

"Many people of the county evacuated portraits before searching after their family members or saving their household goods," the Korean Central News Agency wrote approvingly from Ryongchon, the railroad town where a huge explosion killed at least 161 people and wounded 1,300 last week. "They were buried under the collapsing building to die a heroic death when they were trying to come out with portraits of President Kim Il Sung and leader Kim Jong Il."

In North Korea, where the state personality cult is stronger than in Mao's China or Stalin's Russia, loyal citizens need no reminder that their leaders are more important than their own children.

A staple of North Korea's propaganda mythology, tales of people sacrificing themselves for portraits of Kim Jong Il, known as the Dear Leader, are being reissued at a time when speculation unleashed by the explosion is swirling.

For starters, where is the Dear Leader?

One week after the blast, the state media has not chronicled any new doings by North Korea's secretive leader. Admittedly, Mr. Kim lives a Wizard of Oz existence. In his 30 years of political life and 10 years as supreme leader, he is not known to have given a public speech. To prevent assassination attempts, the North Korean media never give clues as to where he is or will be.

On April 21, Chinese state television reported that he had just left Beijing for home; everyone knows it is a 12-hour train ride to Pyongyang, North Korea's capital.

South Korean reports said his train passed through Ryongchon before dawn on Thursday, about eight hours before the blast.

In the days after the blast, reporters in Dandong, on the Chinese border, said Mr. Kim's entourage had been joined by a decoy train when he crossed the border into North Korea, a standard safety precaution.

Another nagging question: what caused the blast?

Without citing a source or witness, KCNA, the North Korean news agency, said the "explosion was caused by the contact of electric lines during the shunt of wagons loaded with nitric ammonium fertilizer and tank wagons." This explosion, KCNA said, was "equivalent to the blast of about 100 bombs each weighing one ton."

How that information could be known remains unclear. Photographs and accounts of foreign aid workers allowed to tour the scene give a picture of total devastation, deep craters surrounded by hundreds of yards of debris and desolation. It is unlikely that any witness to the ignition could have survived the blast.

Children accounted for almost half the death toll. About 500 of the 1,300 people wounded were blinded; scores of them were children, according to foreign aid workers who toured hospital wards in Sinuiju, the regional center. Some analysts have speculated that the children were lined up to wave at the train of a passing dignitary.

"So let's ask why half the casualties were kids and why so many of them have facial/eye injuries," Robyn Lim, a conservative military analyst in Japan, wrote Tuesday in a Web site posting. "This might indeed be consistent with the theory that they were lined up."

Answers are hard to come by because North Korea refused to allow admittance to a group of foreign journalists who gathered at Dandong, about 15 miles north of Ryongchon. To prevent interviews with survivors, North Korea ignored Chinese offers of treatment for victims at hospitals in Dandong.

Indeed, North Korea's response to the train tragedy has been consistent with its larger survival strategy: maximize economic gain and minimize political risk.

Although the Ryongchon is only a six-hour drive from Seoul, North Korea refused to allow relief goods to arrive by truck from South Korea.

South Korea sent its aid by a ship, which arrived at Nampo, on the western coast and about a five-hour drive to Ryongchon, on Wednesday night.

The aid, mostly instant noodles, blankets and bottled water, is the first installment of what is certain to be a large outpouring of help from South Korea, where telethons and charity drives are complementing aid plans offered by lawmakers from the Uri Party.

KCNA announced on Wednesday that the destruction of the core of Ryongchon caused about $350 million in damages.
 

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I've heard that the fact that the US made several Moon landings in the 60's has been purposefully left out of the history books.

The Government wants the populace to think that N.Korea will be the first country to accomplish this feat.

For more wacky / scary propaganda check out the official N.Korean news agency:

http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

and the offical N.Korean homepage:

http://www.korea-dpr.com/

(Hopefully, the next time they kidnap some unsuspecting Japanese they'll grab someone with a decent knowledge of HTML)
 

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Thanks for those links Tsu. Some nice propaganda going on there. This is my personal favorite: http://www.korea-dpr.com/unification.htm

The wall of shame. Lol.


tsukaesugi said:
I've heard that the fact that the US made several Moon landings in the 60's has been purposefully left out of the history books.

The Government wants the populace to think that N.Korea will be the first country to accomplish this feat.

For more wacky / scary propaganda check out the official N.Korean news agency:

http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

and the offical N.Korean homepage:

http://www.korea-dpr.com/

(Hopefully, the next time they kidnap some unsuspecting Japanese they'll grab someone with a decent knowledge of HTML)
 
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Holy Cow!

That site's a treasure trove of funny shit.

Still, I'm halfway tempted to get some of these pins and badges they're selling (too bad buying them from the US is probably a crime) -hence they use Euros on that hideously done webpage.

http://www.korea-dpr.com/shop/badges.htm

Hypothecially speaking: If only there were some 3rd party in a country that can trade with NK who happened to buy some of those badges, then decide to resell them (maybe to me). Then they would be grey-market goods and legal enough for US law (sort of like buying and reselling import video games). Hmm... That would be a really nice thing if such a person was around.
 

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I completely agree Bobak. Have you taken a look at the History section? It started out ok, but once you get to the section on anti-Japanese fighting, I couldn't take anymore. They really do have an almost evangelical devotion to their leaders, and they make it sound like it was Kim il Sung that single-handedly organized the Korean people and defeated the Japanese.

The items in the gift shop are pretty interesting. At least we'll know that there will be plenty of merchandise for sale whenever the regime finally implodes.
 

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I don't want to make the devil's advocate but a discussion with an ex-east germany citizen made me thing about this kind of situation with a new point of view. I asked himif he was really happy to be able to go,work and even live in the whole germany since the fall of the Berlin wall. Surprisingly, he answered no. He gave me a long explanation that I won't write here. With my Occidental and capitalistic point of view, the freedom of the east germany was a huge progress. For him not. I would be interested in asking North Korean citizens if they are fine with their situation (I mean without all the propaganda, a question that you ask man to man). Perhaps the answer would be surprising.
 

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Bobak said:
YOU MUST WATCH THIS (listen to the whole song):

http://www.korea-dpr.com/users/norway/events/kfahymn.swf

:buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock:

Man... I would kill to hear P. Diddy do a remix of that stuff.

also:

I dare one of you to apply for membership in the Korean Friendship Association with your real name and info:

http://www.korea-dpr.com/ssi/kfa-form.htm

Speaking of P Diddy, I remember MadTV doing a parody of his song "Bump, Bump, Bump" called "Bomb, Bomb, Bomb," and starred Kim Jong Il. I haven't been able to find it on any P2P service, but it was freaking hillarious. I really recommend that you see it if you can.

As for signing up for the KFA...uh I would, but umm...I think I hear the CIA outside... :help:
 

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Robert: have you seen "Goodbye Lenin"? It's an excellent comedy making the indie circuit that's actually set in the hectic transition from East Germany to a unified Germany. Top film, very interest -I bet your friend would love it (but he's probably seen it since it was apparently a major hit in Germany).

Crovax said:
The items in the gift shop are pretty interesting. At least we'll know that there will be plenty of merchandise for sale whenever the regime finally implodes.

I remember after the USSR collapsed there was so much old merchandise that even Barq's Root Beer had a huge give-away. They had funny commercoals where they showed Gorbechav speaking with fake subtitles: "We're going out of business. Everything must go!" then the announced noted "Gorby's Loss is your Gain!"
 

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Crovax said:
As for signing up for the KFA...uh I would, but umm...I think I hear the CIA outside... :help:

CIA Agent: [at Computer] Sir! We've found NK is recruiting through a US proxy website!
CIA Boss: What!? What's the website?
CIA Agent: Umm, some 'neo dash geo dot com'
CIA Boss: Hmm... Sounds foriegn. Better be safe: Send in a covert ops squad to the website's owner. -oh, and lets not tell the FBI about it this time.
CIA Agent: No problem, sir. I will send out a squad to deal with this Mr. Shawn [xxxxxx].
CIA Boss: What's the site's alleged M.O.?
CIA Agent: Well, it purports to be a video game website -they also seem to talk about roms and ownage and stuff. Pretty "ghey" if you ask me.
CIA Boss: What you say?
CIA Agent: Some one set us up the bomb.
CIA Boss: Make your time.
 

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Bobak said:
Robert: have you seen "Goodbye Lenin"? It's an excellent comedy making the indie circuit that's actually set in the hectic transition from East Germany to a unified Germany. Top film, very interest -I bet your friend would love it (but he's probably seen it since it was apparently a major hit in Germany).

I haven't actually seen the movie, but it was discussed a bit in my German class last semester. I definitely intend to see it as soon as an english subtitled version becomes available.

and yeah, its definitely not as cut and dry as "we liberated them." For women especially, many felt that they experienced a greater amount of rights and equality under the GDR. Specifically, they tend to complain about the fact that women are objectified in mass media, and that both divorces and abortions are much harder to get. Furthermore, many who were skilled in technical fields are being forced into an early retirement will all too few benefits.

I remember after the USSR collapsed there was so much old merchandise that even Barq's Root Beer had a huge give-away. They had funny commercoals where they showed Gorbechav speaking with fake subtitles: "We're going out of business. Everything must go!" then the announced noted "Gorby's Loss is your Gain!"

I don't remember that particular campaign, but I have seen a lot of mechandise being peddled on various websites. I also vividly remember Gorbachev's Pizza Hut commercials.

That CIA dialogue was pretty funny, but I actually wondered after clicking the link how many hits connected to this site have been registered in reference to North Korea. They've gotta be monitoring the inflow of people to that particular site.
 

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Bobak said:
Robert: have you seen "Goodbye Lenin"? It's an excellent comedy making the indie circuit that's actually set in the hectic transition from East Germany to a unified Germany. Top film, very interest -I bet your friend would love it (but he's probably seen it since it was apparently a major hit in Germany).

Yes I have seen it and I would recommend it to all those who are interested in the reunification problem (and even those who think that capitalism=happiness). That's my friend from east germany who made me discover this movie. I don't know if it's available in the US, ut it worths the effort to see it.
 

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Lagduf said:
Christ i just laughed out loud reading that. I wonder what would happen if i joined?

In addition to an obligatory FBI file, you'd probaby have an interesting time applying for a government job or running for office.
 
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