What's the best job for stoners?

Awakened1 · Apr 29, 2004

I say janitor

Magnaflux · Apr 29, 2004

Pizza delivery.

You've no idea how many people offer hits to the pizza guy.

subcons · Apr 29, 2004

"Abba Zabba, you're my only friend..."

ClassicMode1985 · Apr 29, 2004

Janitor, but a Music Store Employee would be good too

Hellsing · Apr 29, 2004

Since neo forum mod isn't a choice I'll go with janitor.

BeefJerky · Apr 29, 2004

Too bad for you that posting a lot of polls is not a job.

You give stoners a bad name, kthx.

Force · Apr 29, 2004

Back when I was doing every drug under the sun quite regularly, I worked as a short order cook and was managing it quite well.

Matt

galfordo · Apr 29, 2004

I say Pizza delivery driver. You always have the option to pull over somewhere and hit a quick eye opener

. If the people bitch, you can always say you were crowded, or that the cooks were slow or some shit like that.

Tampon · Apr 29, 2004

Force said:
Back when I was doing every drug under the sun quite regularly, I worked as a short order cook and was managing it quite well.

Matt

Wow, speaking as some one from an affluent neighbourhood, I have to say that's pretty crazy.

wookiewombat · Apr 30, 2004

clearly working in a video game store..

Mike Shagohod · Apr 30, 2004

Jizz Mopper... which more or less equates to JANITOR.

Electroman · Apr 30, 2004

Doctors, Lawyers, and Politicans. It happens all the time.

son_of_bael · Apr 30, 2004

I have to say video store assistant. the guy at my local blockbuster (which is tiny and gets 3 customers an hour) is on something different everyday. A couple of days ago I walked in and he was lying on his back behind the counter with his arms straight up in the air. nice work if you can get it.

Freelancer · Apr 30, 2004

Janitor.

Hell, even retarded people can succeed in life when they are given simple, menial janitorial tasks to perform. So can stoners.

Spoonman · Apr 30, 2004

Sucking cock.

FeelGood · Apr 30, 2004

pool cleaner.

RAINBOW PONY · Apr 30, 2004

everyone i know who works at a pizza place is a fucking stoner, so i gotta go with pizza.

FeelGood · Apr 30, 2004

another good job for stoners is cancer victim.

Spoonman · Apr 30, 2004

....Target practice, organ donor, road bump.....that guy who hands you a towel to dry your hands at stripjoints/jizz mopper.....

Wow...when you think about it stoners are good for a lot of things!

Big Shady · Apr 30, 2004

Night Janitor all the way. Just show up to work, work at your own pace, and no one to really bother you. These 3 things make your hang-over less of a headache when you gotta to go to work

BlueDog · Apr 30, 2004

Hands down I would say a music store. Not like a Tower records or an FYE, I mean like one of the small shops you find in Greenwich Village, lots of vinyl. Those are the last places that would ever test plus you just sit around and listen to music all day. Plenty of times I've gone into a record shop and either i could smell it coming from in back or someone was visibly stoned off thier ass.

Dallas_Five · Apr 30, 2004

office temp.

btw BlueDog's av = :buttrock:

. It's like Ron Jeremy ate Dom DeLouise and then beat up Gallager and stole his clothes.

DanAdamKOF · Apr 30, 2004

Taxi Driver. You could be blind and have no arms and one leg and not speak English and be deaf in one ear and half-deaf in the other with schizophrenia and siucidal tendencies and have a record as a child molestor and a serial killer and drug dealer....

and you'd be the CEO of the company in 3 weeks. Taxi drivers are probably the biggest lowlifes I've seen. Oh, speeding is 99% legal too. Go nuts.

Logicdustbin · Apr 30, 2004

Tampon said:
Wow, speaking as some one from an affluent neighbourhood, I have to say that's pretty crazy.

affluent neibourhood?

I thought you lived in Hamilton :make_fac:

Seikon · May 1, 2004

Master of the Custodial Arts

Or "Janitor" if you want to be a dick.

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