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boy fights a bear bare fisted!
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been there, done that.
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Holy shit that's amazing. I don't think I could get away with that.
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Sensationalist indeed.
What a fucking dumbass...
He didn't defeat the bear, the bear pwned him.
He probably never even punched the thing... notice how apparently no one else was awake at the time. Made that crap up, probably.
What a fucking dumbass...
He didn't defeat the bear, the bear pwned him.
He probably never even punched the thing... notice how apparently no one else was awake at the time. Made that crap up, probably.
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'tiss true that a bear could rip your head off for kicks without trying. But maybe this bear wasn't smart like other bears.
Anywaystranger things have happened.
you ever watch what Steve-o and fellow ex-jackass are upto in their new show? fucking nutters man
Anywaystranger things have happened.
you ever watch what Steve-o and fellow ex-jackass are upto in their new show? fucking nutters man
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DevilRedeemed said:
In all likelihood, the bear was being playful with him. Bears are ridiculously powerful.
I guess it's statistically possible for the bear to have been slightly retarded or something like that, but very unlikely. Animals in the wild who have notable deficiencies are quickly bred out of their populations via natural selection and other evolutionary mechanisms. Unfortunately, people with deficiencies seem to breed the quickest
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weed smoking bears will definetly be more careful in the future.
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I hear he's taking on Siegfried & Roy's tiger next.
you can run but you can't hide bitch.
then he's off to sort out the mess in Falluja
then he's off to sort out the mess in Falluja
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galfordo said:In all likelihood, the bear was being playful with him. Bears are ridiculously powerful.
I guess it's statistically possible for the bear to have been slightly retarded or something like that, but very unlikely. Animals in the wild who have notable deficiencies are quickly bred out of their populations via natural selection and other evolutionary mechanisms. Unfortunately, people with deficiencies seem to breed the quickest
Yeah... I don't understand why they hunted the bear down and killed it.
I mean, give me a fucking break... the kid punched the bear! What the hell did he expect to happen?
And seriously... can a human punch really hurt a bear that bad? I mean, he's a 15 year old...
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I hardly believe such a story. There is so much power difference between a bear and a teenager. The only way to survive would be (and I don't even know if it would be enough) to punch his noise and break a bone. Other than that, you're just history.
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This is the biggest bullshit story I ever heard. The kid fucks with a bear and gets a positive news story like this and then they kill the bear? Fuck that shit. If the bear was really dangerous, that fucking kid woulda been dead. The bear was "punch drunk"? Riiiight. That 15 year old troubled loser couldn't make his own grandma reel from a punch. When was the last time you saw a 15 year old with enough strength to own anyone in a fight? Much less a bear... Can't believe anyone cared enough to report about this and even take action... That kid shouldn't be alive - he should be the latest winner of a Darwin award...
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StickmanLoser said:
A bear who wanders around a city might be an issue. A bear who wanders into a campsite... I dunno about that. I thought campsites were supposed to be in the middle of nature and prone to lots of wildlife wandering in. I mean, sometimes there are bears walking around my dad's backyard in Coloarado. Just let them go on their way... No reason to go out and punch the thing....
Now okay, it says that the bear just kinda of bit him.. but the person from whom this information originates is the same kid who thinks he beat up a bear... hard to believe this kid wasn't just being an ass...
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Fuck you for the mental images 
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Robert said:
More than likely the bear got tired of playing with him and went off to do what bears do in the woods. Johnny McCoy got attacked and mauled by a female Grizzly when he and another hunter stumbled across her on a hunting trip, and she had cubs with her. Your best option is usually to play dead, which he did.
Shooting one isn't always a great option, as their circulatory system is so slow, it can take them a long time to bleed out and die. Their skulls are ridiculously thick, as the .44 Magnum slug found embedded in the skull of a bear that was killed by a hunter (using a rifle) will testify to.
As for being near a populated area, Alaska is a mishmash of
rural and urban, with little in between. I live just outside the city of North Pole, but walk towards the back end of my property, cross the water, and you can walk without seeing another human being until you hit the North Slope. Moose regularly run through here, and bear tracks have been found by the water that borders my property, just a couple of hundred feet away at most.
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Troubled teens? Shit that kid is straight off the streets son. He probably went all out fuckin gangster on that bitch ass bear.
seriously though when you hit most animals in the face they tend to wanna give up a bit quicker.
seriously though when you hit most animals in the face they tend to wanna give up a bit quicker.
