N00b Moderator!!
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evo7_31 said:
stfu noob
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Always with the bitching 
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On a related note how did my Jorge for mod thread get dumped in the War Room yet this one is still hanging around in here?
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I don't think it's a question of noob bashing; rather it's a question of dumbass-bashing. I have found people here to be extremely intolerant of stupidity, and frankly it's refreshing. There are too many internet sites populated by fucking nimrods as it is. And honestly, what do you expect when someone comes in here like, "OMG i'm new here HI! What does MVS stand for kthnx!!!" I mean, do a little fucking reading and research. God knows the information isn't too hard to find. You don't have to be a genius to post here; you just need a little common sense.evo7_31 said:
I have been here for two months and have yet to have a problem. Even if i DID get shit from someone, i wouldn't go crying like a poon to a moderator; i'd e-thug it up and fuxxorz hiz momxxorz in the buttxxorz (...well, something like that). If any idea deserves a rolleyes icon, a noob mod is it.
So how's this: maybe we should have a Special Ed Mod position. You know, someone to wait outside the bathroom to make sure Billy McRetard didn't shit himself, and to wrestle him to the ground when he pulls out his cock in the lunchroom and starts furiously masterbating in front of the cheerleader's table. Would that make you happy?
edit- damn i left out one letter. fixed.
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Re: Re: N00b Moderator!!
You may be my favorite new member of 04, or at least the last few months.
Dallas_Five said:I don't think it's a question of noob bashing; rather it's a question of dumbass-bashing. I have found people here to be extremely intolerant of stupidity, and frankly it's refreshing. There are too many internet sites populated by fucking nimrods as it is. And honestly, what do you expect when someone comes in here like, "OMG i'm new here HI! What does MVS stand for kthnx!!!" I mean, do a little fucking reading and research. God knows the information isn't too hard to find. You don't have to be a genius to post here; you just need a little common sense.
I have been here for two months and have yet to have a problem. Even if i DID get shit from someone, i wouldn't go crying like a poon to a moderator; i'd e-thug it up and fuxxorz hiz momxxorz in the buttxxorz (...well, something like that). If any idea deserves a rolleyes icon, a noob mod is it.
So how's this: maybe we should have a Special Ed Mod position. You know, someone to wait outside the bathroom to make sure Billy McRetard didn't shit himself, and to wrestle him to the ground when he pulls out his cock in the lunchroom and starts furiosly masterbating in front of the cheerleader's table. Would that make you happy?
You may be my favorite new member of 04, or at least the last few months.
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Re: Re: N00b Moderator!!
You don't have to be retarded to do that, baby!
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You don't have to be retarded to do that, baby!
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Re: Re: Re: N00b Moderator!!
I spelled masturbate wrong.Tom Wopat said:
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One Good Mod. Derserves Another
My name's William MacRetard, pal; get it right.
Oh, and, personally, I would definitely appreciate those helpful aforementioned services. Sometimes, I just get a little confused, and...
However, as long as we're including this new Special Ed. Moderator for the noobs, let's not forget the crotchety ol' members who do nothing but whine, bitch, groan, and complain. They really do need something like an Assisted Living Moderator. This way, when the older members start yelling complete and utter nonsense, there'll be someone to gently tap them on the shoulder and remind them of their blood pressure. Also, when the older members start pining for the good ol' days, there'll be someone to administer their medication and bring them back to reality.
Yeah, this could really work!
Dallas_Five said:...maybe we should have a Special Ed. Mod. position. You know, someone to wait outside the bathroom to make sure Billy McRetard didn't s*** himself, and to wrestle him to the ground when he pulls out his c*** in the lunchroom and starts furiously masterbating in front of the cheerleader's table. Would that make you happy?
My name's William MacRetard, pal; get it right.
Oh, and, personally, I would definitely appreciate those helpful aforementioned services. Sometimes, I just get a little confused, and...
However, as long as we're including this new Special Ed. Moderator for the noobs, let's not forget the crotchety ol' members who do nothing but whine, bitch, groan, and complain. They really do need something like an Assisted Living Moderator. This way, when the older members start yelling complete and utter nonsense, there'll be someone to gently tap them on the shoulder and remind them of their blood pressure. Also, when the older members start pining for the good ol' days, there'll be someone to administer their medication and bring them back to reality.
Yeah, this could really work!
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Re: One Good Mod. Derserves Another
Here's a fucking quote for you: fuck fuck cock shit fuck ass bitch cunt fuck.
Anyways, it's been a fucking pleasure. Have a nice fucking day!
Why the fucking fuck did you fucking take the fucking swears out of my fucking quote? What the fuck is this, fucking Family Fun Hour?SuperMegaUltra said:My name's William MacRetard, pal; get it right.
Oh, and, personally, I would definitely appreciate those helpful aforementioned services. Sometimes, I just get a little confused, and...
However, as long as we're including this new Special Ed. Moderator for the noobs, let's not forget the crotchety ol' members who do nothing but whine, bitch, groan, and complain. They really do need something like an Assisted Living Moderator. This way, when the older members start yelling complete and utter nonsense, there'll be someone to gently tap them on the shoulder and remind them of their blood pressure. Also, when the older members start pining for the good ol' days, there'll be someone to administer their medication and bring them back to reality.
Yeah, this could really work!
Here's a fucking quote for you: fuck fuck cock shit fuck ass bitch cunt fuck.
Anyways, it's been a fucking pleasure. Have a nice fucking day!
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Yeah i'll check it out. Not now though, gotta go sleep.
I guess the phrase "chat room" has negative connotations in my mind, but that's only cuz the last time i was in one was on AOL when i was like thirteen. The internet was still pretty much a novelty to us back then, so my friends and i would go in to chat rooms & type FUCK and FAG over and over until they kicked us out. It was pretty lame looking back on it, but of course when you're thirteen that shit is comic genius.
*looks at his previous post* OK, so not much has changed in ten years...LOL.
I guess the phrase "chat room" has negative connotations in my mind, but that's only cuz the last time i was in one was on AOL when i was like thirteen. The internet was still pretty much a novelty to us back then, so my friends and i would go in to chat rooms & type FUCK and FAG over and over until they kicked us out. It was pretty lame looking back on it, but of course when you're thirteen that shit is comic genius.
*looks at his previous post* OK, so not much has changed in ten years...LOL.
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Re: One Good Mod. Derserves Another
n00bs vs. 733t
Round 4379356183475264718757182
and the bell sounds
SuperMegaUltra said:My name's William MacRetard, pal; get it right.
Oh, and, personally, I would definitely appreciate those helpful aforementioned services. Sometimes, I just get a little confused, and...
However, as long as we're including this new Special Ed. Moderator for the noobs, let's not forget the crotchety ol' members who do nothing but whine, bitch, groan, and complain. They really do need something like an Assisted Living Moderator. This way, when the older members start yelling complete and utter nonsense, there'll be someone to gently tap them on the shoulder and remind them of their blood pressure. Also, when the older members start pining for the good ol' days, there'll be someone to administer their medication and bring them back to reality.
Yeah, this could really work!
n00bs vs. 733t
Round 4379356183475264718757182
and the bell sounds
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Precisely what I was thinking.broken said:
