Anakin Skywalker = fried chicken

Fygee · Mar 12, 2004

Latest leaked pic from the last Star Wars prequel. I haven't been all that interested in it, but this picture definetely has me intruiged.

Word of warning. Don't look at this pic just as you're going to bed. I did and I'm up until dawn now because the damn thing's stuck in my head now.

http://cgi.theforce.net/theforce/image.cgi?Image=/episode3/newspics/anakin_uk_paper.jpg

If I were Anakin, I would've picked a better locale to have an epic battle than a volcano or an industrial sized deep frier.

Kusanagi2004 · Mar 12, 2004

Whoa, Anakin does look pretty charred there doesn't he? It's seemed like so many things have been going on since the second movie, that I forgot all about the next prequel. At least with new finally surfacing it means that a release can't be too incredibly far off. There's quite a few movies, games, and different bridges to cross until we see this one though. Thanks for the pic, Fygee.

Syxx573 · Mar 12, 2004

Yeah, that's cool as shit.

ClassicMode1985 · Mar 12, 2004

Holy shit, I didnt know becoming Darth Vader was that painful..looks like burnt meatloaf..still pretty wicked

Rade K · Mar 12, 2004

spoilers in this.

There are also some pictures of a new villian called General Grevous on the same site. Looks like some kinf od living/droid combo. Like a foreshadowing of Darth Vader. Grevous looks kind of silly, but the picture looks like it is of a model without appropriate lighting. I've also heard he carries 4 light sabers. Spoiler Mania.

Tha image of darth being constructed above the crispy darth is fucking cool as hell. Is that old existing art, or something that leaked out as well?

cLo · Mar 12, 2004

That's pretty freaking cool. Hopefully, Episode 3 will pull Star Wars out of the gutter and back into the limelight.

Nash · Mar 12, 2004

for someone who's supposed to be "the one," anakin sure gets his ass whupped a lot.

Amix · Mar 12, 2004

cLo said:
That's pretty freaking cool. Hopefully, Episode 3 will pull Star Wars out of the gutter and back into the limelight.

I'm sure Lucas will come through and piss off a lot of people.

Nesagwa · Mar 12, 2004

Amix said:
I'm sure Lucas will come through and piss off a lot of people.

Yeah, Ewoks will probably be in 3/4s of this movie.

GENOCIDE CUTTER '94 · Mar 12, 2004

fuck teh ewoks, episode 3 on gonna fookin' own (I hope). Although Anakin does look royally fucked up, how are the kiddies gonna be able to watch?

aria · Mar 12, 2004

Nesagwa said:
Yeah, Ewoks will probably be in 3/4s of this movie.

not just Ewoks: THey'll be retarded, curly-fur ewoks with lisps.

Then Jar-Jar will come out and give us some soft shoe.

Getting your hopes up for this movie is crock. I just expect something marginally better than episode 2 (which I thought was only marginally better than episode 1)

orochi_lubu · Mar 12, 2004

hopefully jar-jar will also be thrown in the deep fryer of doom. :multi_co:

Spoonman · Mar 12, 2004

Soooo did Anakin knock up Amidala after the deep-fry crisping?

If so....that's purdy Kinkay...

neojedi · Mar 12, 2004

EP3 will be better than EP1 and EP2, just because there is very little exposition left and a whole hell of a lot of conflicts to resolve. It can't help but be good.

That having been said, a warning on the Anakin pic... it is not a film pic by any means. It is assmbled from a couple of makeup tests and some previous footage, all genuine. So this is, basically, an extremely well done projection of what the real thing will look like.

Curt · Mar 12, 2004

Holy Shit

I'm not sure I was ready to see that...

Spoiler Alert!

Orpheus · Mar 13, 2004

I am not a really into star wars but I know this one kid who was in high school. apparently during the final fight between obi wan and anakin, he (anakin) gets knowcked in to a tar pic and burned severly. Thus he gets the vader transformation. Only other thing i remember that kid saying is that in one of the books writen (an instalment that take place after return of the jedi....I think) Luke follws the same path as anakin and turns to the dark side.
Sounds unlikely I guess, It could have been an unofficial adaptation.

jethrek · Mar 13, 2004

As cool as that looks, I read a few (supposedly authentic) pags of scripts. If they're real, Lucas will still disappoint us I think.

galfordo · Mar 13, 2004

cLo said:
That's pretty freaking cool. Hopefully, Episode 3 will pull Star Wars out of the gutter and back into the limelight.

Yeah, really. Is it possible that having the ever-living crap burnt out of you could turn you into a decent actor? Or could it perhaps allow Senator Amidala's tits to be shown

?

bokmeow · Mar 13, 2004

galfordo said:
Yeah, really. Is it possible that having the ever-living crap burnt out of you could turn you into a decent actor? Or could it perhaps allow Senator Amidala's tits to be shown ?

And then Amidala will be revealed to have a sun-shaped metal accessory covering her tits.

galfordo · Mar 13, 2004

bokmeow said:
And then Amidala will be revealed to have a sun-shaped metal accessory covering her tits.

NOOOOOOOOooooooooo ....... !!!!!!

5thlion5thlion · Mar 13, 2004

hope its rated r please

Big Shady · Mar 13, 2004

5thlion5thlion said:
hope its rated r please

R-rated Star Wars, now that would be interesting

Ghost-Dog · Mar 13, 2004

Amidala is going to die in episode III. I really hope Lucas pulls one out of his nether regions and makes the fans happy, but my better judgement tells me he's just going to ruin the series completely with an awful film. episode I and II have been such disappointments, I just don't care anymore.

Just give me episodes 4-6 on DVD already.

aria · Mar 13, 2004

ORPHEUS said:
I am not a really into star wars but I know this one kid who was in high school. apparently during the final fight between obi wan and anakin, he (anakin) gets knowcked in to a tar pic and burned severly. Thus he gets the vader transformation. Only other thing i remember that kid saying is that in one of the books writen (an instalment that take place after return of the jedi....I think) Luke follws the same path as anakin and turns to the dark side.
Sounds unlikely I guess, It could have been an unofficial adaptation.

I'm mildly knowledgably about some of the post-second trilogy lore (like you I never read the books that were written), but I'm fairly sure that Luke doesn't go bad. Actually the third Trilogy (which was planned at one point) was supposed to take place in the aftermath of Vader's death and its ramnifications. Thus all 9 movies would deal with Anakin/Vader's life and legacy.

Heck, I ever remember watching that old Nickelodean show "Double Dare" when I was a kid where they actually asked the following question (I swear this is almost an exact transcript):

Mark Summers: "If all nine Star Wars movies are made, which characters are going to appear in all of them?"
Team One: "Dare!"
Team Two: Double Dare!
Team One: ... "Physical challenge..."
Mark Summers: "It would be R2-D2 and C3PO."

Sure, that transcript was more info than was needed, but I though it would take a few of you down memory lane.

gunrock46 · Mar 13, 2004

Bobak said:
I'm mildly knowledgably about some of the post-second trilogy lore (like you I never read the books that were written), but I'm fairly sure that Luke doesn't go bad. Actually the third Trilogy (which was planned at one point) was supposed to take place in the aftermath of Vader's death and its ramnifications. Thus all 9 movies would deal with Anakin/Vader's life and legacy.

Heck, I ever remember watching that old Nickelodean show "Double Dare" when I was a kid where they actually asked the following question (I swear this is almost an exact transcript):

Mark Summers: "If all nine Star Wars movies are made, which characters are going to appear in all of them?"
Team One: "Dare!"
Team Two: Double Dare!
Team One: ... "Physical challenge..."
Mark Summers: "It would be R2-D2 and C3PO."

Sure, that transcript was more info than was needed, but I though it would take a few of you down memory lane.

Yeah, that old Double Dare was quite the show. Wished they make a box set out of it and bundle it with You Can't Do that On Television.

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