Blaine vs Briggs: Arcade Showdown Chicago

Blaine

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Briggs and I were both in Chicago on business (same business in fact), so we hung out. We figured we should hit an arcade. Thanks to various suggestions (and MapQuest) we found our bitch.

We wound up hitting the Gameworks with the 3 hour pass.

There was a shocking turn of events in the on-going series between Briggs and myself.

A cursory breakdown looks like this:

I took an early lead with a Dayton 2 victory (deluxe cab), Briggs tied it up and then took the lead on two seperate motorcycle games, who's names escape me.

I tied it back up in some lame street luge game, took the lead again with Sega Rally 2 (thanks to Briggs forgetting he chose manual transmission...he tooled around in first for a good 10 seconds. I was halfway to lapping him by the time he got it sorted. And he wound up finishing about a second behind me. Needless to say...a luck win on my behalf).

With the opportunity to pad my lead in Ferrari 350, I took an early lead and fended him off for the duration of the match. I simply blocked him and tried to ride the clock out. He shook my ass like a pound of bacon (?) and won with about 3 seconds left on the clock.

The score was tied (or I might have been down one) when we go to Crazy Taxi. Which I pointed out "Iz Dreamcast, prepare to be owned". Aaaaand aparantly Briggs is a Crazy Taxi savant. I couldn't get the crazy dash or crazy drift just right for some reason, but even still I managed a solid class B license. Briggs bettered me with score though.

A summary recap:

Donkey Kong - Briggs (I was ashamed)
Moon Patrol - Briggs (again, ashamed)
Xevious - Blaine
Pac-Man - Briggs (son of a bitch, I was slaughtering him and he wound up nickeling and dimeing my ass to death. I finished almost two boards ahead of him, but he out scored me).

Over the course I'd won a soccer game (again, probably due to hardware malfunction), a heated game of airhockey (the automatic puck launcher was dope, as was the multi-ball-esque 3 puck mode)...

Briggs actually wound up forfietting at least 4 games to me;

Blitz (he knows not football)
Virtua Tennis (smart move on his behalf, although apparantly my Dreamcast-fu was far from kickin)
NBA Jam
and one of those QB pass games.

We tied on the Motion Simulator boat race (although my opinion is the Russia course I drove was harder than the Amazon course he drove, but I bit my tongue).

I wound up winning Alpine Racer 2, but losing Alpine Surfer.

Neither one of us had played Mister Driller before, but...I'm a firm believer that since I went first he simply copied my technique...which is really smart.

As we headed upstairs Briggs was up 2 games (if someone goes back and tries to correct my math, I may have left out a game in the description, but I know I was down two).

We entered a world of Fighting games, gun games and pinball. A world of pain for Briggs. See, I suck at driving games. And I'm not much of an old schooler (I can play some pac-man and galaga, but that's about it). But as soon as I see "Street Fighter" then it's my turf.

Long story short after a brutal game of SvC: Chaos (which controls I don't much care for, unless the cab was wonky) and a summary execution at Starship Troopers Pinball, it was all tied up. We had roughly an hour left on our cards and 5 pinball tables left (including Harely Davidson, a machine I have long played at a local bar).

Things were looking bad for Briggs. True he's much older than me, but I've played a good bit of pinball in my time.

The second machine was an Elvira cab (which was, of course, broken...the right flipper didn't work), so we played Starship Troopers again...and I lost. My ball became caught and I was unable to sucessfully release it without tilting.

We proceeded to the Harley Davidson machine...which was, of course...broken. My dreams of tying it up quickly were slowly diminishing. What with only three machines remaining, I had no margin of error if I was to claim my birthright- Victory over...someone.

The first machine was a saucy number, a Billiards base table. I asserted myself and chiseled his precious lead to one.

Next, South Park. To be totally honest; I'd say I was screwed, but I think I was just out lucked.

I remember this game vividly. I finished my last ball with a score of roughly 42,000,000. Briggs was begining his last ball with only about 5,000,000. While he was playing solidly, I was not particularly worried. He still had not even half my score and was really making no progress to defeat me. Then the unthinkable happened. He dropped his ball gently into the Cartman area of the table (I didn't want to say "into Cartman's hole") and something astonishing flashed "Anal Probe Removed"- "3 Million" - "You Have Cartman" - "37 Million". I believe I said 'fuck' but I'm not entirely sure. In one fell swoop he recieved almoste EXACTLY the amoint of points necessary to close the gap and take victory.

On top of that he managed to score an extra ball (with which, he really only racked up a good million or so).

And that was it. Any hopes of victory were dashed. With only about half an hour to go and one pinballl table left, I decided to play for pride. I lost.

Finally Tally of the Chicago trip: 15-13 Briggs.

I could tell myself lots of things to make me feel better (such as had we played more fighters or even a shooter I might have been able to pad my lead, there were an awful lot of driving games, or the fact that I did outlast him in House of the Dead III later on that night) but there are also lots of things to make me feel worse (while he insists there was no reason to play those games he forfietted...I'd still like to have known).

My only consolation is I'm still winning the overall series (If memory serves, I curb stomped him in Atlanta, on his home turf mind, 11-4 thanks to a non-stop and somewhat painfully one sided display of unadultered Puzzle Bobble Madness. I even managed to kick his ass at Windjammers the first time I ever played it).

Thanks to NeoFight and Syxx573 for the update....

If only there had been a true neo-cab there.
 

Spike Spiegel

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The whole time reading your story, all I could think was "Blaine is back!!!!".

How the hell have you been, man! Where have you been? Talk damn you!

Spike
 

Halox

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That sounds like a frikkin blast. The closest we come to that is Saturday nights at The_Chosen_Ones house with TCO, Magnaflux and myself. They are usually pretty competitive as long as Magna doesn't pass out 20 minutes after I show up...:D
 

BlackSpy

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I demand a photo story varient!

Nice story though, I'd love an arcade with a strong selection of (working) pinball tables.
 

Briggs

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I can't decide which is sweeter; the fact that I won or the fact that the loss etched the events so deeply into Blaine's head that he was able to replay the entire night step by step...

Truth be told, had we played all the games available, or had I not pussed out on most of the sports / fighting games I'm sure the story would be much different.

Words cannot describe how glad I was not to have to watch his Puzzle Bobble victory dance again. That dance suffocates my soul.

Two last comments:

1) the soccer game was indeed fucked. We switched controls and he felt my pain.

2) The Ferrari 350 finish was much sweeter than he lets on. He owned me on every lap, but in the last lap I caught up and was able to tuck in, followed by a slingshot around when he tried to drop me to the high side I dove below and took it at the flag.

I wish you could have seen his face... he just sat quietly, and blinked. Although I can't be certain, I'm almost sure I saw a tear.
 

Briggs

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Yeah, yeah, Blaine is posting...

I freakin' WON dude.
 

Syxx573

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Haha, all that and you didn't even go head to head in DDR? :D
 

evil wasabi

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Awesome rundown. What does a 3 hour pass cost? I don't believe any of the arcades around here have anything like that. But then again yours also had a 2nd floor. I couldn't spend 15 minutes in some of these arcades if I tried.

Oh yeah PS Briggs I don't know if you saw your first Chicago thread but I grabbed an Irritating Maze manual that I'll have in a couple weeks back from a friend if you need that scanned.
 
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You should have given a holler to the Chicago nerd herd. We would have been there in a flash! :drool:
 

Briggs

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Syxx573 said:
Haha, all that and you didn't even go head to head in DDR? :D

He challenged me a the Guitar game, but I declined.

DDR was unavailable due to some kid in glasses with leather 3/4 finger black leather gloves on. Not that I would have gotten on it, but how gay is that?
 

RyoGeo

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Man, sounds like you guys had a blast.

Although, I think I can say with confidence that if the score was leaning too far towards Blaine, Briggs would have simply employed his advanced JAMMA/Cab knowledge and fixed the game anyway.

In fact . . . :spock:

Anyway, Blaine, great to see you again and very cool accounting of the night. Sounds like a great night of gaming.
 

Syxx573

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Briggs said:
He challenged me a the Guitar game, but I declined.

DDR was unavailable due to some kid in glasses with leather 3/4 finger black leather gloves on. Not that I would have gotten on it, but how gay is that?

Ass hole!! That was me!! :mad:
 

ajk1080

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Syxx573 said:
Ass hole!! That was me!! :mad:


ROFL!!!!, Seriously, you should have called the chitown neo nerds gor a mini gettogether, there are quite a few of us..........
 

Briggs

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I posted up looking for locations and got two responses. (which was great)

We were hoping for a gaming invite with home cooking, but no offers.
 

Briggs

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Syxx573 said:
Ass hole!! That was me!! :mad:

If that was you, I'll only appologize if you agree to throw the gloves away.

Seriously, it's for the best.
 
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Briggs said:
I posted up looking for locations and got two responses. (which was great)

We were hoping for a gaming invite with home cooking, but no offers.

next time you guys come out let me know. I'll feed ya and let you play teh neo =)
 

BioMotor_Unitron

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Ah, the recounting of an epic arcade battle. Good to hear from both of you again. :) Congrats on the win, Briggs. :)
 

Lagduf

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This may quite possibly be the greatest story ever. Glad to hear you two had so much fun.
 

Blaine

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Glad you all enjoyed that and "hi" to all those who said the same.

Briggs and I were discussing the ng.com the other day, glad to see the same old faces are still running around.

Hopefully I'll be around in the future and we'll be sure to contact the Chitownland folks next time we're around.
 
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